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“बेइज्जती” और “बीवी” एक जैसी होती है …. … … अच्छी तभी लगती है …. … …… … जब दूसरे की हो …

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GirL A.T.M pe Pappu se.. Girl : bhaiya mujhe apna balance check krna h.. Ap meri help kr do.. . . Pappu ne use ek zor ki laat marta h or ladki gir jati h. . . . . . Pappu : tera balance to bahot kharab hai

10 years ago

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Biwi Sarabi pati ko sudharne ke liye kale kapde pahan kar ghar ke bahar khadi ho gayi.. . . Pati:"tum kaun ho.. ?? . . Patni:"chudel.. . . . Pati:"hath mila mai teri behan ka pati....

10 years ago

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Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mEin khamosh baithe they* Gf ki soch : 1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha? 2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha hai? 3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai? 4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe hain? 5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun! . . . Bf ki soch : BC Petrol Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya hai?

10 years ago

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Me- Date?
She- No
Me- आज की Date?
She- आज तो क्या, ना कल ना परसो
ना नरसो...Ok
Me- दीदी...आज की तारीख बता दो Pls:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Aadmi Hi Aadmi Ka Sacha Dost Hota Hai.. Aadmi-"Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do.. Dukandar-"Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha WaLa Dikhau..;p ;)"

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प्यार इश्क़ मुहब्बत सब धोखा है.. 30 दिसम्बर तक नोट बदल लो अभी भी मौका है..!!

10 years ago

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टीचर – 2 दिन से स्कूल क्यों नहीं आया था पप्पू – सर कल मेरे घर में पूजा थी टीचर – अच्छा और परसों पप्पू – परसों मेरे घर प्रिया थी

10 years ago

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Student: Mam Jab Hindustan Ko Hind... Pakistan Ko Pak... Australia Ko Aus... To Hum Brazil & London Ko Kya Kahenge ??? . . . . . . . Mam: Tu Apna Kaam Kar Haramkhor !!!

10 years ago

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Wo Murawat Se Mila H To Jhuka Doon Gardan
Mere Dushman Ka Koi Waar Khali Na Jahy

By Nawa Shaher Ka Saya H Mere Dil Pe Faraz
Kis Tarha Se Meri Ashufta Khayali Jahy..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Boy - Papa Ghar Pe Meheman Aaye Hai, Sharbat Banane Ke Liye Nimboo Nahi Hai, Kya Karu?? . . . . . . Dad - Aare Darta Kyu Hai, New Vim Bar Mein 100 Nimboo Ki Sakti Hai. Daal De Do Boond.!

10 years ago

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Grl: Jaan Mujhe Aise Prpose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi
ne Na Kiya Ho. Boy:Kamini I Luv U. Mujhse Shadi
kr K Mujhe Tabah Kr De Haramzadi.Meri Zindgi
Ujad De Kutiya.

10 years ago

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Kalam Chalti Hai To Dil Ki AwazLikhta Hoon, Gham Aur Judai Ke Andaz-e-bayaan Likhta Hoon, Rukte Nahi Hain Meri Aankhon SeAansu, Main Jab Bhi Uski Yaad Mein AlfazLikhta Hoon…

10 years ago

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First Match : India won by 26 runs against SA (2+6=8) 2nd Match: India won by 8 wickets against WI. 3rd Match: India won by 8 wickets against PAK. Semis: India won by wickets 8 against SL. 8 Includes in every Win Coz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8 is Jersey no. of Sir jadeja. Final is on 23-6-2013 2+3+6+2+0+1+3=17 , 1+

10 years ago

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Doctor Pagal Se:
Tum Pagal Q Huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki,
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki
Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai
Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui
Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha
Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui.
Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur
Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur
Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale
Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?

10 years ago

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Boyfriend- Today I Am Tensed, Got Fired From Job, Got Disowned From Home, Mood Is Also Off. Girlfriend- Acha! Leave All That, Look Here!! My New Chappals !

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Ek nepali ke mobile par raat 2 baje ek call aaya.. . . Aap so to nahi rahe hai ??? . . . . Nepali gusse se:" Kamino ye jaruri to nahi ki har nepali chaukidar ho...

10 years ago

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ग्रुप मे Messages पर Messages करो और जीतो

8 लाख की कार:blue_car: की फोटो ..

32 इंच की LCD TV :computer:का बॉक्स..

और

मेरे साथ डीनर का मौका,
वह भी आपके घर पर..

3 लकी विनर को मिलेगा
मेरे फोन का बिल पेमेंट करने का मौका..
तो देर ना करे

ऑफर सिमित समय के लिये है.

10 years ago

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Akalmand Pappu Pappu : I Love You . . Girl : Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata Hai Kya..? . . Pappu :- OH...Ho.. Propose KIYA NHI Ke GIFT MAGNA SHURU or gift b kya maang rhi h, chappal . . Bhikharin Kahin Ki Chal Bhag yaha se . . I hate u.. .. Ha Ha Ha , boys thoko Like pappu k liye"(y)+(y)

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Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi Mera Koi achchha Dost Nahi Tha aur Phir aap Meri Zindagi Me aaye To Mujhe Ehsas Hua Ki . . . . akele Hi Sukoon Tha.. Ha Ha Ha Waris ali*

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