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"" Mujhko irade de. Kasme de vade de Meri duaon ke Isharon ko sahare de ... ""Dil ko thikane de Naye ki bahane de Mausam ke paimane de.... ""Apne karam ki Kar adayen. Kar de idhar bhi. Tu nigahen ..... ""Sun raha hai na tu.. Ro raha hun main.... Sun raha hai na tu Kyun toraha hun main... ""manzilein ruswa hain Khoya hai rasta... Aye le jaye Itni si ilteje...... ""Ye meri zamanat hai Tu meri amanathai.... Apne karam ki kar adayen Kar de idhar bhitu nigahen.....

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Bhag Milkha Bhag Is An Inspirational Movie For This Generation, And Especially Because Petrol Prices Are Rising Every Next Month...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Dheeru Bhai Ambani Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha.. - Ki Har Bhikari K Hath Me Mobile Ho - - - - - Aur Aaj Tumne Vo Sapna Pura Kar diya.

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Dimag Jiska ICE,
Jivan Uska NICE,
Dil Jiska PURE,
Saflta Mile SURE,
Najar Jiski CLEAR,
Vo Bane Sabka DEAR,
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Jaise Ki Aap.
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Nahi.......
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Mai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Santa -Jab Bhi Wife Mera
photo Apne Mobile Se Click Karti Hai
mujhe Bahut Dar Lagta Hai.
Saala Aaj Kal OLX Aur Quikr Ki
advertise Bahut Aati Hai Na.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Bush:" Osama mile toh use fod do.. Gandhi:" Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chod do.. Einstein:" Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do.. Manmohan:" theek hai" Sonia:" desh k liye mujhe vote do.. Arnold Schwarzenegger:" Biceps build karne k liye uspar load do.. Bill Gates:" Windows unlock karne k liye use code do! Rajnikanth:" oye admin ! mere kaarname duniya k samne lana chhod do And d best 1 . . . ACP Praduman:" Daya, khooni andar hai main kehta hu darwaza tod do..

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Arz kiya hai gaur farmanaUnki gali se guzre to chobara nazar aaya.Ke unki gali se guzre to chobara nazar aaya.Uski maa bhar aake boli teri haddi pasli todungi.Haramzade jo dubara naraz aaya.

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Ek baar SANTA apni bimaar maa ko doctor k pass lekar gaya DOCTOR :- sabse pehle apki maa k kuch test honge!! . . . SANTA :- are baap re meri maa to anpadh hai

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Ek Ladki, Ek Din Art Gallery:frame_photo: Dekhne Jati Hai
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Aur Ek Tasveer Dekh Kar Gallery Ke Malik Se
Kahti Hai:
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Ladki : “iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art
Kehte Ho !?”
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Maalik : “Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat Laga, Ghar
Jaa, Ye Aaina ( Mirror ) Hai” :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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आजकल के विधार्थी

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T.V-2 घंटा
Facebook -3 घंटा
Mobile - 12 घंटा
मित्र -1 घंटा
अभ्यास-घंटा

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Santa In Lift..
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Girl : Mehnga Perfume
Laga K Lift Me Ayi,
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Or
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Santa Ko Akad K Boli
Cobra Perfume, Rs.6000..:)
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2nd Girl Ayi : Jasmeen
Perfume"rs.7000 .. :)
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Achanak Lift Ruk Gayi Or
Khuch Smell Aayi
Dono Ladkiyon Ne Apna Naak Pakda:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
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Santa
Ko Dekhne Lagi... :
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Santa With Smile:-
"Muli"14 Rupey Kilo.....
Santa Madhosh
Ladkia Behosh.

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Aapko Pataa Hai Ki Popcorn Ko Garm Tave Par Rakhne Par Wo Uchhalte Kyun Hai?

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Nahi Pata ..?

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Kabhi Khud Baith Kar Dekhna ..

Pata Chal Jayega … :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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GOOD MORNING Ab tum sochoge ki good morning is waqt kyu?SIMPLE!Phone mera,Msg mera,Paisa mera.Jo man mein aaye wo bheju,YE Lo HAPPY DIWALI. Smile.

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कुछ लोग ये सोचकर जिम नहीं जाते कि बॉडी तो बना लेंगे... . . . . . . . . पर शक्ल का क्या करेंगे..

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जीतो: बेटा सेब खाओगे? पप्पू: नही। जीतो: बेटा आम खाओगे? पप्पू: नही। जीतो: बेटा संतरा खाओगे? पप्पू: नही। जीतो: बिल्कुल बाप पर गया है, चप्पल ही खायेगा।

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Doctor to injured patient: Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi tu tumhe road se duur chalna chayi tha..... . . . . . . . . Patient: abay salle Kon sa road? . . . Me to park me leta huaa tha...

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Ladki Ka Baap : Main Nahi Chahata Ki Meri Ladki Apni Poori Zindagi Ek Gadhe:horse: Ke Saath Guzaare.
Ladki Ka Boyfriend : Bus Isiliye To Main Usse Shaadi Kar Ke Yahan Se Le Jaana Chahata Hoon.

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Break-Up Ki 1 Month Baad Wo Mere Pass Aa Kar Boli.. . Tumhe Pyaar Karne Ki Saza Do Mujhe. . . . Fir Kyaa?? . Maine V Jaa K Uski Papa Ko Saab Bata Diya. . Kasam Se Bohot Piti Sali..

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Arj Kiya Hai.
Delhi Ki Garmi Se Hai Skin Meri Jali,
wah Wah
Gaur Kijiyega
Delhi Ki Garmi Se Hai Skin Meri Jali,
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Chura Ke Dil Mera Goriya Chali
:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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गाँव की एक लडकी घर से भाग गई।। 2 दिन बाद लौट के आई…… बाप(गुस्से में) : अब का लैवे आई है ? बेटी: पतली पिन कौ चार्जर ।

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