Jokes SMS

Kisi Se Pyar Karna Hai To Uski Rooh Se Karo.. Khoobsurti Ya Uske Jism Se Nahi.. Qki Rooh Ko Khuda Ke Paas Jaana Hai.. Aur Jism Ko Mitti Me Mil Jaana Hai..!

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Ladki patane ka tarika Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo Agar hasi to samjho FASI & Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao . . “DIDI DAR GAYI” “DIDI DAR GAYI”

10 years ago

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ek sharabi k haath JINN(genie) lag gaya Jinn : koi 3 wishes mango sharabi : 1 daru ki bottle jo kabhi khatam na ho Jinn ne bottle pesh ki.... sharabi ne bottle milte hi peena shuru kiya. Jaise hi last peg glass mein dala to bottle firse bhar gayi sharabi khush, phir peene laga ..... Jinn ne 2 aur wish mangne ko kaha sharabi Bahut khus ho ke bola: . . . Aisi hi 2 bottle aur de de

10 years ago

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Qatil haseena ki qatil angreji... . . He :- hiiiiii.... . she:- How are you? . He:- I m fine,thank you. :) . She :- Maine puchha,how are you? . He:- I replied na.. M fine. :) . She :- ek to tum logo ka angrezi ka problem bahut hai upar se aa gaye fb pe chat karne... Maine puchha How are you?? Matlab tum kaun ho? . . He :- Didi,bas apna chhota bhai samjho. .

10 years ago

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Ek Aam Admi Ne Murgi Pakdi Ghar Aaya To Dekha Na Gas Na Ata Na Bijli Na Oil Admi Vapas Murgi Ko Chhor Ke Aaya . . Murgi Puri Raat Chillai:- . . Congress Party Zindabad. Sagarr Se7en575

10 years ago

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Ek Girl School Me Nyi Sandel Pahn Kr Gyi. Boy Ne Comment kiya:Tumhari Sandel Kitni Achhi Hai. .. .. Girl:Utaru Kya ? .. .. .. .. Boy:Tumhari JENS Aur TOP To Esse Bhi Achha Hai. . . .. hahaha.... Boy rockz grl shockz. . . .

10 years ago

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Chirag se andhera dur hoti to chandan ki chahat kya hoti jindg tnha kat shakti to doshti nam ke chij hi kyo hoti

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A Boy Disturbs a Girl At Bus Stop Girl:Don’t you’ve Mother n Sister at Home? Boy: No . . Girl: To Ghar Le Chal Na Pagal, Yahan Time Pass Kyon Kar Raha Hai. K.khan

10 years ago

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Airport par 3 log apne beto ka intezaar kar rahe the... . Hindu: hamara Shahzaada aa raha hai...:)) . . . . Muslim: Hamara Nawabzaad a aa raha hai..:D . . . . . . . Punjabi: Hamara bhi Haramzaada aa raha hai..:O :D =D

10 years ago

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भारत में वाहनों :articulated_lorry:का माइलेज किलोमीटर नहीं, दिनों से नापा जाता है,
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“अभी परसों ही तो भरवाया था, दो दिन में कैसे खत्म हो गया !!!”

10 years ago

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Ek Major ne Bank se Loan le kar Car liya lekin Loan wapas na de saka. Bank waley Car le gaye. Major:Pehle pata hota toh Shaadi bi Bank se Loan le kar kartata.

10 years ago

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Boy: agar wo meri nahi huyi to main use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!Friends: Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega??

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Teacher: I Love You Ka Janam Kaha Hua.?
Boy: China Me,
Teacher: How
Qki Iski Na Koi Warranty Hai Aur Na Koi Gurranty,
Chale To Chand:full_moon_with_face: Tak,
Nahi To Shaam Tak.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron Balke har hour k bad kron main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko Ek pyara sa SMS saim

10 years ago

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AK BAR CHEYE DEKHO... CHADTA ENE DEBO... AK BAR BOLE DEKHO SHAGORTA PARI DEBO.... AK BAR KEDE DEKHO.... SHOB JOL MUCHE DEBO... AK BAR HESHE DEKHO... SHOB DAAT FELE DEBO....

10 years ago

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आज बहुत गर्मी :sparkler:है यार दिमाग ख़राब हो जाता है
छत पे भी राहत नहीं ..
AC अभी लगा नहीं , जॉब लगते है पहला काम AC लगवाना ही होगा:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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पप्पू कि हुयी मास्टर से लड़ाई.. मास्टर ने की पप्पू कि पिटाई.. पप्पू का गर्म हुआ खून.. गया कब्रिस्तान और मास्टर की फ़ोटो टांग कर लिख दिया, ‘Coming Soon’.

10 years ago

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Engineer Doctor Ke
Pass Gaya Or Bola Ghar
Jaane Ki Kya Fees Hai.
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Doctor - 300 Rupees..
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Engg.- Chale Dr. Sahab ?
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Dr. Ne Bike Nikali
Engg. And Dr. Ghar Pahuch Gye
Dr. Bola Mareez Kaha Hai.. .
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Engg.- Mareez Koi Nai Hai Pagal,
Taxi Wala 500 Maang Raha Tha Aur
Tu 300 Mai Le Aaya ::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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मोहब्बत के खर्चो की बड़ी लंबी कहानी है,कभी फिल्म दिखानी है तो कभी शोपिंग करानी है,मास्टर रोज कहता है कहाँ है फीस के पैसे?उसे समझाऊं मैं कैसे की मुझे छोरीपटानी है!!

10 years ago

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Where was Love born Guess??? In China!!! Because It has no warranty, No Gurantee!. Chale To Chand Tak, Nahi To Shaam Tak.

10 years ago

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