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क्या आपकी गर्लफ्रेंड के पास ये सब है
सुलगता जिस्म
नशीली आँखे
थरथराते होंठ

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ज्यादा उत्साहित न हों क्यूंकि ये डेंगू के लक्षण हो सकते हैं, तुरंत उसका इलाज़ कराएं...
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10 years ago

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Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart.. . . . . . Boy: U sud add 1 more thing.. . . . . Girl : What?? . . . . Boy: Photoshop on your face =))=))=)) =))=) *Blocked*

10 years ago

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Bekabo Hai Dil Phir B Jiya Ja Raha Ho. Khali Hai Botal Phir B Piya Ja Raha Ho. Majbouri To Dekho Is Dil Ki. Rply Nhi Milta Phir Bhi, Msg Pe Msg Kiya Ja Raha Ho.?

10 years ago

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Boy:Kya Main Tumhe Pyara Lagta Hun?

Girl:Nai
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Boy:Kya Tum Mere Sath Rehna Chahti Ho?

Girl:Nai

Boy:Agar Main Marr Jaun To Tum Ro Gi?
Girl:Nai

Larka Boht Udas Ho Gya Use Boht Dukh Hua Or Wo Rone Lga :(

Larki Ne Use Apne Kareeb Kiya Or Kaha
Tum Pyare Nai Bohut Khubsurat Ho Main Tumhare Sath Rehna Nai Balki Jeena Chahti Hun
Agr Tumhen Kuch Ho Gya To
mein Roun Gi Nai Marr Jaun Gi :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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आज का ज्ञान: अगर आपकी गर्लफ्रेंड है तो उससे कुछ पैसे उधार ले लें.. कभी छोड़कर नहीं जाएगी!

10 years ago

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Wife:raat Ko Chor Aaya Tha Ghar Me,aur Mujhe Kiss Karke Chala Gaya. Pati: Tumne Roka Nahi ? Wife: Bahut Roka Par Vah Bola Phir Aaunga !

10 years ago

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Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete... Husband: Isi Liye To Use Jannat Kehte Hain..

10 years ago

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महिलाओं हम शर्मिंदा हैं........ लड़कियों की id में लड़के अभी जिन्दा हैं!

10 years ago

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India is nation and Dadar is station, wha wha India is nation and& dadar is station, Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

10 years ago

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chool ka woh Last day. . . . . . . . . Jab sari girlz ghar ke kapron may aati hain. . . . . ..We all have a feeling k ye bhi Itni Khubsorat hai..!!!! School uniform me to pata hi nahi chala yaar !!!!!!!!!!

10 years ago

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Jony Jony Yes Papa Drinking Water NO Papa, Drinkng QUATER Yes Papa, Mixing WATER NO Papa, Neet Pioge Yes Papa, Desi Pe Lo No Papa, English Piyoge HA HA HA.....

10 years ago

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"Aapse hr gunah ki mafi hai, "Aap jo roye to bahut na insaafi hai, "Aapki Aankho me na aaye kabi b Aansu, "Kyon ki Behne k liye to aapki "NAAK " hi kaafi hai..

10 years ago

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माना कि तेरी नज़र में कुछ भी नहीं हूँ ,,,,, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . मेरी अहमियत उनसे पूछ जिनके पैसे देने है!!

10 years ago

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Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha RahaThha . . . Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre kMuh me 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti ha orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.” . Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye Par Apne Pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki Teachar pagal bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola. Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.” . Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:“ Kya Ilaaj ha.......?? . Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska ChumbanUsko Wapis De Do....:P

10 years ago

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Wife: Har Haftay Tum Fishing Ke Liye Jatay Ho Naa.? Husband: Haan, Haan. To kya hua ? Wife: Haramzade Aaj Woh Machhli Aayi Thi, Keh Rahi Thi Ki Woh Maa Banne Wali Hai... :D :D

10 years ago

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Son 2 dad: car ki chabi do college me function he . . Dad: car?? . . son: 10 lakh ki me jaunga to rob podega . . Dad: ye le 10rs 48 lakh ki bus me jiyadah rob podega..!! Daddy rocks Launda shokd...

10 years ago

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"Touches ur heart A true frnd is some1 who reaches for ur hand and touches ur heart...."

10 years ago

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Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Wife Romantic Hokar:
Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya?
Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola:
Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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हे राम उठा ले . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ........ और स्विट्जरलैंड मै पटक दे.. बहुत बोर बोर टाइप लग रहा है..

10 years ago

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Girl to her engineer bf: Tum mujhe dhokha toh nhi doge na? He: Ab tu bhi mera mazak udayegi? Tujhe dhokha dene ke liye dusri kaha se launga? :/

10 years ago

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