Al Franken Quotes, Technology Quotes, Law Quotes

Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.

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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.

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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It's easy being me.

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It's really building Air America that I'm focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.

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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home. We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we'd discuss it with our parents.

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If you use a cell phone - as I do - your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.

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I don't know what happens to you after you die. I'm not banking on there being, like, a heaven.

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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.

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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I've got a problem, I should take their advice. And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn't take their advice.

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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.

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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire - and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.

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I'm a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I'll never stop.

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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.

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I'm for Israel's right to exist.

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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there's all kinds of advantages to it.

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I've spent my entire career being a satirist.

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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow. Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.

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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.

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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O'Reilly is kind of a bully, and he's the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground. And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, 'Teacher, sue him.'

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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans' privacy. But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we're getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.

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