Al Franken Quotes, Phones Quotes, Cells Quotes

If you use a cell phone - as I do - your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Phones Quotes , Cells Quotes

I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.'

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Jobs Quotes , Couple Quotes

Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers...Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes

I believe people have a right to know what's going on with their information and how it's collected, how it's stored and who gets it.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Believe Quotes , People Quotes

We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Love Quotes , Mean Quotes

I think if you're going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit, that he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Axes Quotes

Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Bob Quotes , Be Kind Quotes

Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user's phone number and home address, anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user's date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Home Quotes , Numbers Quotes

My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O'Reilly is kind of a bully, and he's the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground. And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, 'Teacher, sue him.'

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Running Quotes , Teacher Quotes

When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , President Quotes , Campaigns Quotes

I also focus on Bush and his administration - who do a lot of lying - and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn't be able to get away with.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Lying Quotes , Media Quotes

Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn't do the only job they're supposed to have, the only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Jobs Quotes , Agency Quotes

If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I've got a problem, I should take their advice. And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn't take their advice.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Doctors Quotes , Snacks Quotes

I'm crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Book Quotes , Writing Quotes

You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay. But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Country Quotes , Children Quotes

During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president. Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, 'There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.'

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Evil Quotes , President Quotes

The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they've had minor leagues - they've had local rightwing guys who've become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that's how it goes. We haven't had that. It isn't like we have a farm team.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Team Quotes , Years Quotes

When you live in New York, one of two things happen - you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , New York Quotes , Two Quotes

If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire - and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Country Quotes , America Quotes

The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important 'cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Al Franken Quotes , Boys Quotes , Two Quotes