Al Franken Quotes

We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.

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The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.

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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It's easy being me.

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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay. But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.

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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.

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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.

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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.

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Liberals don't hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.

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Teen pregnancy went way down in the '90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.

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Let's not let the government sell us out. Let's fight for net neutrality.

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It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.

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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. - you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong, tend to be people who didn't take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.

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I've spent my entire career being a satirist.

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At 'SNL,' I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in '95, I could let my own beliefs out.

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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.

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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.

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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you'll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor. Medicare was established to secure that promise.

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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

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