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I don't know what happens to you after you die. I'm not banking on there being, like, a heaven.

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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.

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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it'd be a travesty.

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I'm for Israel's right to exist.

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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.

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Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.

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I'm a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I'm invited to all the inaugural balls.

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Sometimes if I tell people, 'I'm afraid that I'm really a fraud,' or 'I have a lot of self-doubt,' they go, 'Oh, no, you're kidding.' I go, 'No, I'm really honest.'

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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.

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It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.

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My dad didn't graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold real estate and did it part time.

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The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

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Let's not let the government sell us out. Let's fight for net neutrality.

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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices. You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections - the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?

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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people. The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.

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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.

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I've spent my entire career being a satirist.

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