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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.

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The way I see it, I'm not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I'm going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.

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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.

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Too many people don't protect their smartphones with a password or PIN. I anticipate that Apple's fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.

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I'm from the Vietnam generation. I didn't serve.

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I'm sure I've devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.

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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse, the Internet can only work if it's a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations. A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.

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We owe an historic debt to American Indians. They have a unique set of concerns that haven’t been addressed and I’d like to stand with them. Also, I’d like to get their views on immigration.

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I think Hell exists on Earth. It's a psychological state, or it can be a physical state. People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell. I think there are all kinds of different hells. It's not a place you go to after you die.

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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.

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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.

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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn't understand and couldn't afford.

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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!

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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you'll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor. Medicare was established to secure that promise.

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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran. But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, 'Hi' to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.

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Whining is anger through a small opening.

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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.

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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.

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It's hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it's impossible to have that debate.

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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.

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