For the fools marraige are burden.
Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.
It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.
Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!
In train a Hasband to his Wife
Hasband: tujh se shadi kr k mai pachta raha hun
dil krta hai tujhy kisi kutty k saamny dal dun.
Samny wala passenger: wao wao wao waooo!
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity nd tragedy of LIFE.
Two hands to hold onto forever,
Two arms to be embraced by eternally,
.
Two eyes to gaze into for always,
Two lips to kiss so passionately.
.
Two souls fused by commitment,
Two names written in the stars above,
.
Two lives intertwined by God,
Two hearts joined by the purest of love.
Do u no whats the difference b-w love marriage & arrange marriage?
jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or
jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den to arrange marriage.
One of the good things that come of a true marriage is,
that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them;
or rather there is one face which you can still see the same,
through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it.
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Thapr mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola:
Admi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai
Wife Husband ko 2 thapr mar k boli:
Aap kya smjte han k mai apse pyar ni krte...
Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola-
aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho!
PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.
Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."
Over the phone: "Hey ! Sorry man I couldn’t be there on your wedding day,
but I really feel so happy for you two,
heres me wishing you all the best of health,
happiness and prosperity for your married life!
Aik Admi Raat Doston Ki Mehfil Se Late Ghar Gaya
Next Day Friends ne pocha
Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?
Aadmi: Kuch khas nahi
ye do dant mai waisay hi niklawanay wala tha.