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  • मोतीलाल:- मेरे लिए कोई अच्छी सी लड़की का रिश्ता बता |

    धोतीलाल : यार मेरी नज़र में एक लड़की है बी.कॉम की |

    मोतीलाल : यार किसी भी कोम की हो पर लड़की पढ़ी लिखी सुशिल होनी चाहिए |
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Ladka Ladki Jokes Sms , Marriage SMS , Jokes SMS
  • दुनियादारी का फर्क तब
    समझ में आया :wink:

    जब एक कुंवारे के दरवाज़े
    पर लिखा देखा:
    " Sweet Home"
    .
    और :sunglasses:
    .
    शादी-शुदा के दरवाजे पे
    : "ॐ शांति ॐ" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::grinning::grin::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS , House Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS
  • Do u no whats the difference b-w love marriage & arrange marriage? jab hm khud kuwen main koden to love marriage or jab kafi log mil kar dhaka den to arrange marriage.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Aik Admi Raat Doston Ki Mehfil Se Late Ghar Gaya Next Day Friends ne pocha Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi? Aadmi: Kuch khas nahi ye do dant mai waisay hi niklawanay wala tha.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary? Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari. Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary? Husband: I’ll bring you back.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • For the fools marraige are burden. Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life. It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society. Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty. pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Wow! you two look so much beautiful together like the doves I saw the other day, I wish you guys all the happiness in this world; happy married life!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Airport per pati apni B.V ko recieve karny aaya: Biwi: Dekho woh Couple kitna khush dikhaai dey raha hai. pati: Woh apni biwi ko drop karny aaya hai, Recieve karnay nahi..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • In train a Hasband to his Wife Hasband: tujh se shadi kr k mai pachta raha hun dil krta hai tujhy kisi kutty k saamny dal dun. Samny wala passenger: wao wao wao waooo!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • pati: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho. Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo. Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho? Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • Love or arranged marriage mein kya farq hai? Simple Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen.. Aur Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jo Hameshan Hansta rehta Hai Us Ko "HANS MUKH" Kehtay Hain. Aur Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko "HUSBAND" Kehtay Hain..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hazaro Ladkiya aati hain Hazaro Jati hain Hazaro Hasti hain Hazaro Rulati hain. Lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai Jo Doli me aati hai Aur gale parr jati hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS
  • In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS