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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopt.

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In writing, I shall always confine myself strictly to the truth, except when it is attended with inconvenience.

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I said there was but one solitary thing about the past worth remembering, and that was the fact that it is past-can't be restored.

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The fact is, the king was a good deal more than a king, he was a man; and when a man is a man, you can't knock it out of him.

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Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion.

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The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.

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Many people have the reasoning facility, but no one uses it in religious matters.

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December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.

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When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

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The equator was wisely put where it is, because if it had been run through Europe all the kings would have tried to grab it.

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Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.

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We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.

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Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

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Experience, the only logic sure to convince a diseased imagination and restore it to rugged health.

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I have a religion-but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none for the poor.....Perhaps your religion will sustain you,will feed you-I place no dependence in mine. Our religions are alike, though, in one respect-neither can make a man happy when he is out of luck.

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Tom said to himself that it was not such a hollow world, after all. He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it -- namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain.

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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

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If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

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In prayer we call ourselves 'worms of the dust', but it is only on a sort of tacit understanding that the remark shall not be taken at par.

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