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The English are mentioned in the Bible; Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

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I'm all for prosperity. It's change I object to.

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An occultation of Venus is not half so difficult as an eclipse of the sun, but because it comes seldom the world thinks it's a grand thing.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

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The physician who knows only medicine, knows not even medicine.

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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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When I want to read something nice, I sit down and write it myself.

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Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

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Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute.

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Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

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God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

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Really, what we want now, is not laws against crime, but a law against insanity. That is where the true evil lies.

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The newspaper that obstructs the law on a trivial pretext, for money's sake, is a dangerous enemy to the public weal. That awful power, the public opinion of a nation, is created in America by a horde of ignorant, self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditching and shoemaking and fetched up in journalism on their way to the poorhouse.

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There is no use in your walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as unsuccessful near home.

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It is poison - rank poison - to knuckle down to care and hardships. They must come to us all, albeit in different shapes, and we may not escape them. It is not possible. But we may swindle them out of half of their puissance with a stiff upper lip.

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Old habits cannot be thrown out the upstairs window. They have to be coaxed downstairs one step at a time.

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The citizen who sees his society's democratic clothes being worn out and does not cry it out, is not a patriot, but a traitor.

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If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.

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