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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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Whatever thing men call great, look for it in Joan of Arc, and there you will find it.

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I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genus.

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I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.

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In other localities certain places in the streams are much better than others, but at Niagara one place is just as good as another, for the reason that the fish do not bite anywhere.

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In literature imitations do not imitate.

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When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.

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All emotion is involuntary when genuine.

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The symbol of the race ought to be a human being carrying an ax, for every human being has one concealed about him somewhere, and is always seeking the opportunity to grind it.

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

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I felt it was my duty to praise all of God's works with fervent enthusiasm. At the same time I killed flies in my house in a spirit of hatred, exasperation and contempt. My praise to God for all his works was dishonest, the act of killing the fly was honest.

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The Indian may seem poor to we rich Westerners but in matters of the spirit it is we who are the paupers and they who are millionaires.

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Some things you can't find out; but you will never know you can't by guessing and supposing: no, you have to be patient and go on experimenting until you find out that you can't find out.

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It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

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Missionarying was a better thing in those days than it is in ours. All you had to do was to cure the head savage´s sick daughter by a miracle- a miracle like the miracle of Lourdes in our day, for instance- and immediately that head savage was your convert, and filled to the eyes with a new convert´s enthusiasm. You could sit down and make yourself easy now. He would take the ax and convert the rest of the nation himself.

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One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.

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Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

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...one should be gentle with the ignorant, for they are the chosen of God.

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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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