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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

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The most difficult We do not deal in facts when we are contemplating ourselves.

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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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The pulpit and the optimist are always talking about the human race's steady march toward ultimate perfection. As usual, they leave out the statistics. It is the pulpit's way - the optimist's way.

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When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

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Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

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Suddenly the nickel-clad horse takes the bit in its mouth and goes slanting for the curbstone defying all prayers and all your powers to change its mind - your heart stands still, your breath hangs fire, your legs forget to work.

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When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.

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She kept up her compliments, and I kept up my determination to deserve them or die.

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I have learned that there lies dormant in the souls of all men a penchant for some particular musical instrument an an unsuspected yearning to play on it, which are bound to wake up an demand attention someday. Therefore you who rail at such that disturb your slumbers with unsuccessful and demoralizing attempts to subjugate a guitar, beware! For sooner or later your own time will come.

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You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year.

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If God is what people say there can be no one in the universe so unhappy as He; for He sees unceasingly myriads of His creatures suffering unspeakable miseries--and besides this foresees how they are going to suffer during the remainder of their lives. One might as well say, "As unhappy as God."

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The modern patriotism, the true patriotism, the only rational patriotism is loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.

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Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.

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After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; ... I should be sorry to have that voice fall silent and pass out of my life.

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The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to fail. The trouble with most fiction is that you want them all to land in hell, together, as quickly as possible.

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I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

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Give a man a reputation as an early riser and he can sleep 'til noon.

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I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way.

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