Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha
kya koi iska answer bata sakta he
he dum kisi me....
2 + 6+ 10+ 14 + 18 + 22 + 26+
30+ 34 + 38 = 200
To in me se kisi 5 ko total kar ke
100 banao,
Agar dimag me dam hai to reply
karo........... ..???????
Chalenge For YoU
AGAR MOBILE EK BANDUK HAI
TO SMS USKI GOLI HAI
JAB YE CHALTI HAI
TO "BAHADUR" LOG JAWABI HAMLA KARTE HAI
JABKI "KAYAR" LOG DEKHTE HAI AUR ZULM SAHTE HAI
Pehle mere khat k us ne
Ikk anjane khof se dar kar
Tokare tokare kar dale
Abb…………
Aik haseen ehsas k tabagh
Jis ka koi naam nahin hai
Pichale kitne hi ghanton se
Darwaze ki aot me chop kar
Tokare joor rahi hai
‘’PAGAL’’………..
Ghor Kalyug-
Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai.
Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya?
Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu
Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, YahaTime pass kyu kr raha hai .
Message pe message bhejti ho,
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho,
bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho,
khud ka bheja to chalata nahi,
dusre ka bheja huaa hi bhejti ho.