Funny Saying SMS, New Whatsapp Status

Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey, Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey, Dil jalaaty hey, par honton say to lagaati hey.

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Life is like a school Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime

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(".") <) )> / I AM BODYGUARD ! Apni GirlFriend Ke Liye Jarurat Ho To Call Kare- 7509... . Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna Ke Mujhe Miss Call Na Karna.....

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JO mangoge milega . DIL DHADKAN JIGAR Ankhen Dosti Mohabatein MANN JAAN . BUS "JUDAI" nahi mil sakti . Qki . ? . Uski DVD kharab ho gai hai.

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=He!ght of Respons!b!L!ty= A Man Goes inTo L!brary & Asks 4 A Book On Su!c!de* . . L!brar!an Looks H!m & Says: "Wapas Dene Kon Aayega..?

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U wanna see my 6 packs.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ Peeke talli ho gaya me

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अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो...... समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है.!.

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Dil he sachha aur dimaag hai Kacha Wah wah wah. Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha

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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.

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Sms ke rates..... 1996-4/- 2000-2/- 2004-1/- 2006-.50/- 2008-free/- aap kab karoge jab sms pe lone milaga tab.....

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Its real.. Agar aap kahi ja rahe hai... Aur "kala kutta" Aap ke aage se guzar jaye to samjh jana. . ki . kala kutta bhi kahi jaa rha hai...

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Kabse Call kar rha hu Lag hi nhi rha agr waha Light aa gayi hai toh Jaldise Star News ya AajTak lagao Katrina Mar Gyi Mujh pe.

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Mandir me Jaap Karta hu.. Masjid me Namaz Padta hu.. Insaan $e kahin Bhagwan na Ban Jau, i$liye "Buri Aatmao" ko sms karke roj ek paap karta hu..

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Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

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Young generation ko zayada tension kb hoti h? . . . . Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile Mummy k pas ho...

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Agr Me Sms Ka Rply Na Karu, Ya Mis Call Na Kar Pau, Ya Kbi Call Na Karu, To Samajh Lena, "SMS KING" Aaram Farma Raha He, par "Praja" seva karti rahe.

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Aye khuda barish karwa de. Ek katora pani bharwa de. Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uskimobile ko is katora main duba de. Na rahega phone Na bajega tone.

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Agar Aap Wo Karna Chaahte Hai Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin Kiya To Aapko Ve Tareeke Apnaane Padenge Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin Apnaaye..

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Phool hoon gulaab ka, Chameli ka mat samjhna. Aashiq hun aapka, Apni saheli ka mat samjhna.

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Wife:Aap aksar aisa Q kehte ho, Mera ghar,Mera car Hamara Q Nahi kehte, Ab almari Me kya dhund raheho? Pati:Hamara Underwear

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