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  • Sir- 2 Me Se 2 Gye Kitne Rahe Monu- Kuch Samjha Nahi Masterji Sir- Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai, Tumne Khali, Tumare Pas Kya Bacha Monu- Sabji
    • 9 years ago



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  • Abhi Qadam He Rakha Tha Hum Ne Mekhane me ek Awaaz aai, " SAQI " Chala Ja Wapis Tujhe Sharab ki Nahi kisi k Didaar ki Zarurt Hai......! " L¡fe ¡s sø .W."H
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher to student- NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain? Student- P.H.D. Teacher- kya matlab? Student- Pjama holding device.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhul se Bhi Kisi Ko na Rulana Jindgi Main sab Ko hasana Dusman Ko bhi gale Lagana Fir Bhi Koi gam ho To apun Ko +91.... par phone Lagana.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ghor Kalyug- Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai. Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya? Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, YahaTime pass kyu kr raha hai .
    • 9 years ago



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  • kya koi iska answer bata sakta he he dum kisi me.... 2 + 6+ 10+ 14 + 18 + 22 + 26+ 30+ 34 + 38 = 200 To in me se kisi 5 ko total kar ke 100 banao, Agar dimag me dam hai to reply karo........... ..??????? Chalenge For YoU
    • 9 years ago



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  • =He!ght of Respons!b!L!ty= A Man Goes inTo L!brary & Asks 4 A Book On Su!c!de* . . L!brar!an Looks H!m & Says: "Wapas Dene Kon Aayega..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai, Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai, Hausla rakh, channel na badal, SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Famous Chinese Poet Said, "Shinguya chi Chongo itima shin Una pin pingo ching" Heart Touching na.! Mere to Ansu Aa gaye.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kisine Pucha- Itne Busy Hote Hue B Sbko Msg Krne K Liye Time Kese Nikal Lete Ho I Replied- Kisiko Value Dena Sikho TimE Apne Aap Nikal JayEga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sonu Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha 1 Din Orange Colour Ki Saari Pehen K Pucha- Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu Sonu- Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Meri G.F.-Mai kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun..! MAI :- "Na tere aane ki khushi, Na tere jane ka gam, Ja Dusri pata lenge hum, Kyoki jisme hai dum wo hai HUM"...
    • 9 years ago



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  • poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai, waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, sochte hain k aapko tang na kare, magar sochte-2 plan badal jaata hai.*
    • 9 years ago



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  • (".") <) )> / I AM BODYGUARD ! Apni GirlFriend Ke Liye Jarurat Ho To Call Kare- 7509... . Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna Ke Mujhe Miss Call Na Karna.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • What is Swarg? American Salary German car Chinese Food & Indian Wife What is Nark? American Wife German Food Chinese Car & Indian Salary.
    • 9 years ago



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  • स्वर्ग में सब कुछ है लेकिन मौत नहीं है, गीता में सब कुछ है लेकिन झूठ नहीं है, दुनिया में सब कुछ है लेकिन किसी को सुकून नहीं है, और आज के इंसान में सब कुछ है लेकिन सब्र नहीं.
    • 9 years ago



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