Funny Saying SMS, New Whatsapp Status

Que: hathi ek talab me gir gaya, to wah kaise bahar nikalega? Ans: gila hokar nikalega.

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Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain..... PAISA..... . MAUT..... Aur.....Aur..... . . . . . Mera SMS!

8 years ago

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Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah. Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah. Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah. Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah....

8 years ago

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Khush to bahot hoge tum, Khush to bahot hoge tum, Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya, Magar aab kya karoge...? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...? Ha ha ha ha

8 years ago

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

8 years ago

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BOY-Mujhse shadi karogi.? GIRL-Kyaa.? BOY-Achchi film hai na.. GIRL-Kutte k bachche.. BOY-What..? GIRL-Kitne cute hote he na.

8 years ago

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msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja chalta nahi dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

8 years ago

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Good is not creat by god, not designed by ur parents, not prepared you good day is created only by Britannia biscuit company .keep smile

8 years ago

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Aye khuda barish karwa de. Ek katora pani bharwa de. Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uskimobile ko is katora main duba de. Na rahega phone Na bajega tone.

8 years ago

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poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai, waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, sochte hain k aapko tang na kare, magar sochte-2 plan badal jaata hai.*

8 years ago

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Pehle mere khat k us ne Ikk anjane khof se dar kar Tokare tokare kar dale Abb………… Aik haseen ehsas k tabagh Jis ka koi naam nahin hai Pichale kitne hi ghanton se Darwaze ki aot me chop kar Tokare joor rahi hai ‘’PAGAL’’………..

8 years ago

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Hasi k raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mehak liya karo, pyaar se dilo ko chua karo, jab apka dil udhas ho, to is sweet si aafat ko yaad kiya karo...

8 years ago

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1Gao tha Usme Raja tha Rani thi Hajam tha kisan tha Tailor tha Techr tha Doctor b tha Or b bahot se log the kabi Call krna to fursat se bataunga.

8 years ago

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Bahut dard hota h jb teacher bolta h ki tmhara or tmhare aage wale ka answer ek h.. . . . . Tab dil se aawaz aati h.. . . . To saale sawal b to ek hi tha!

8 years ago

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JAB AAP MEHANTI ho.. Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalen...? Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta H,," Take Full Rest ;- Thanks for stay with me.

8 years ago

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

8 years ago

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Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha, Hr minar ko dekha, Hr kaalin ko dekha,H r khidki ko dekha Or bola. Maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai.

8 years ago

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Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.

8 years ago

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Mandir me Jaap Karta hu.. Masjid me Namaz Padta hu.. Insaan $e kahin Bhagwan na Ban Jau, i$liye "Buri Aatmao" ko sms karke roj ek paap karta hu..

8 years ago

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Young generation ko zayada tension kb hoti h? . . . . Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile Mummy k pas ho...

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