Funny Saying SMS

Agar Aap Wo Karna Chaahte Hai Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin Kiya To Aapko Ve Tareeke Apnaane Padenge Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin Apnaaye..

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Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.

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Its real.. Agar aap kahi ja rahe hai... Aur "kala kutta" Aap ke aage se guzar jaye to samjh jana. . ki . kala kutta bhi kahi jaa rha hai...

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kahte hai pyaar me nind ud jati hai... are koi humse bhi pyaar kar lo "kambakht" hume nind bahut aati hai

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1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke 5 Min Kam Kar Deta Hai, Aur 1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai, Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai..

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Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay.

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1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha Ladki ne kaha mera naam Note mein likha hai. Usme likha tha: 07

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Kya "Andaz" Hai, . Kya "Jalva" Hai, . Kya "Style" Hai, . our . Kya "Smile" Hai, . Message To Karte "Nahi" aur Kehte Ho. "Mere paas bhi mobile hai"...

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My Lyf Has Alwys Taught Me 1 Grt Lesson Which Shud B Kept In Mind 4 Entire Lyf . . . . . . . . . . Maggi Can Nvr B Made In 2 Mnutes Kachhi Reh Jati H Maza Nhi Aata...;)

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Sarkari Bus Me Bethna Nhi * Sarkari School Me padna Nhi * Sarkari hosptal Me jana Nhi * Aur Nokri chahiye To Sarkari.! WaH INDIA WaH

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Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo. Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!

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Chana khajo, Mamra khajo, Sathe khajo khajoor.....! Msg karvano time na male to rakhi lejo "MAJOOR" Pan msg karjo jurur... Mara hujur

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Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, bird gaana ga rahe hain, Cow log grass eat rahe hain, shaane log SMS kar rahe hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

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u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky, u r 100% sweet, u r 100% nice and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.

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Khuda Bohot Mehrban He ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kese Ada Krte Qki CHAWANNI/ ATHHANI ab kaha chlti h?

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1 Famous Chinese Poet Said, "Shinguya chi Chongo itima shin Una pin pingo ching" Heart Touching na.! Mere to Ansu Aa gaye.!

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Sweet candies are nice to eat … Sweet words are easy to say … but, sweet ppl are hard to find … OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

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BOY-Mujhse shadi karogi.? GIRL-Kyaa.? BOY-Achchi film hai na.. GIRL-Kutte k bachche.. BOY-What..? GIRL-Kitne cute hote he na.

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What is Swarg? American Salary German car Chinese Food & Indian Wife What is Nark? American Wife German Food Chinese Car & Indian Salary.

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Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

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