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Good is not creat by god, not designed by ur parents, not prepared you good day is created only by Britannia biscuit company .keep smile

8 years ago

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1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke 5 Min Kam Kar Deta Hai, Aur 1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai, Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai..

8 years ago

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ALLAH ka zikar apny hath ki ungliyon pe kiya kro Q k jb aap qbr k anderon me raho gy to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krain gi

8 years ago

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Nadan Hai Muje Patthar DiL Batane Wale, BhooL Gye Hai Shayad Zamane Wale, Patthar Ki Kimt Un Se Puchho, Taraash Ke Tajmahal Bana Gye Jo Banane Wale.

8 years ago

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Wo Ro Ro Kar Kehta Raha "Mujhe Tumse Nafrat Hai Nafrat Hai" Ek Sawal Aj Bhi Pareshan Karta Hai "Nafrat Thi To Roya Kyu"???

8 years ago

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BOY-Mujhse shadi karogi.? GIRL-Kyaa.? BOY-Achchi film hai na.. GIRL-Kutte k bachche.. BOY-What..? GIRL-Kitne cute hote he na.

8 years ago

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

8 years ago

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Sonu Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha 1 Din Orange Colour Ki Saari Pehen K Pucha- Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu Sonu- Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.

8 years ago

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Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, bird gaana ga rahe hain, Cow log grass eat rahe hain, shaane log SMS kar rahe hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

8 years ago

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Kabse Call kar rha hu Lag hi nhi rha agr waha Light aa gayi hai toh Jaldise Star News ya AajTak lagao Katrina Mar Gyi Mujh pe.

8 years ago

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1 Famous Chinese Poet Said, "Shinguya chi Chongo itima shin Una pin pingo ching" Heart Touching na.! Mere to Ansu Aa gaye.!

8 years ago

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Bandar ped par kyu sote he? ? ? ? ? ? Chalo jane do, Ye tumhara personal mamla he, Muje kya? Bas gir mat jana..

8 years ago

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(".") <) )> / I AM BODYGUARD ! Apni GirlFriend Ke Liye Jarurat Ho To Call Kare- 7509... . Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna Ke Mujhe Miss Call Na Karna.....

8 years ago

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Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey, Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey, Dil jalaaty hey, par honton say to lagaati hey.

8 years ago

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msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja chalta nahi dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

8 years ago

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

8 years ago

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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.

8 years ago

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dl m jhute arman nhi rkte hoto p jhuti muskan nhi rkte chahe 11 mulko ki polic piche ho pr don ksi ka sms udhar nhi rkte

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Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai, Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai, . Lekin afsos wife ki friend wife nahi ho sakti

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DIL ROYA PAR AANKH KO RONE NA DIYA SARI SARI RAT JAGA KHUD KO SONE NA DIYA ITNA KARTE HAI PYAR AAP KO PAR IS BAT KA AHSAS HONE N DIYA BY FAIYAZ ALAM

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