Agar Aap Wo Karna
Chaahte Hai
Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin
Kiya
To Aapko Ve Tareeke
Apnaane Padenge
Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Nahin
Apnaaye..
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Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey,
Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey,
Dil jalaaty hey,
par honton say to lagaati hey.
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Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
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Bewafa Duniya Mein
Sari Zindgai
Kon Sath Day Ga Tera
¤
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¤
¤
Log To Hathon Se Dafna Ker
Bhool Jatay Hain K ,
Qabar Kon Si Thi...!!
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Gandhi bhi chala gaya,
nehru bhi mar gaya,
subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi aur
meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....pata nahi desh ka ab
kya hoga.
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DIL ROYA PAR AANKH KO RONE NA DIYA
SARI SARI RAT JAGA KHUD KO SONE NA DIYA
ITNA KARTE HAI PYAR AAP KO
PAR IS BAT KA AHSAS HONE N DIYA
BY
FAIYAZ ALAM
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut
Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
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kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..
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Ur my pumpkin pumpkin
.
hello hunny bunny :p
.
Im ur dumplin dumplin
.
hello hunny bunny :p
.
feeling something something :p
.
hello hunny bunny, .
hunny bunny :p
Hunny bunny..
.
tuku tukuuuuu…
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BANKS
HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor
HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand
BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris
IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar
GREAT INDIA
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kya koi iska answer bata sakta he
he dum kisi me....
2 + 6+ 10+ 14 + 18 + 22 + 26+
30+ 34 + 38 = 200
To in me se kisi 5 ko total kar ke
100 banao,
Agar dimag me dam hai to reply
karo........... ..???????
Chalenge For YoU
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Kisine Pucha- Itne Busy Hote Hue B
Sbko Msg Krne K Liye Time Kese Nikal Lete Ho
I Replied- Kisiko Value Dena Sikho TimE Apne Aap Nikal JayEga.
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Doctor: kya taklif hai?
Patient: sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor: aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona.
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Khuda Bohot Mehrban He
ki
Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi
Vrna Hm Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kese Ada Krte
Qki
CHAWANNI/ ATHHANI ab kaha chlti h?
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Bahut dard hota h
jb teacher bolta h
ki tmhara or tmhare aage wale ka answer ek h..
.
.
.
.
Tab dil se aawaz aati h..
.
.
.
To saale sawal b to ek hi tha!
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Destiny Simply Depends On The,
Strength Of Your Dreams, If
You Cry At Trouble It Grows
Double And, If You Laugh At
Trouble, It Disappears Like A Bubble.
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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai,
lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
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