Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha,
Hr minar ko dekha,
Hr kaalin ko dekha,H
r khidki ko dekha
Or bola.
Maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai.
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Agar ap chor hote,
to meri kya chez churate.
1-brain
2-beauty
3-luck
4-style
5-smile
6-atitude
7-dil
8-charactr
9-nature.
10-voice. Rply plz i(.....)
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Wo Ro Ro Kar Kehta Raha "Mujhe Tumse Nafrat Hai Nafrat Hai"
Ek Sawal Aj Bhi Pareshan Karta Hai "Nafrat Thi To Roya Kyu"???
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Pehle mere khat k us ne
Ikk anjane khof se dar kar
Tokare tokare kar dale
Abb…………
Aik haseen ehsas k tabagh
Jis ka koi naam nahin hai
Pichale kitne hi ghanton se
Darwaze ki aot me chop kar
Tokare joor rahi hai
‘’PAGAL’’………..
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1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke 5
Min Kam Kar Deta Hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi
Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai,
Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo
To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai..
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Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
bird gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
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Meri G.F.-Mai kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun..!
MAI :- "Na tere aane ki khushi,
Na tere jane ka gam,
Ja Dusri pata lenge hum,
Kyoki jisme hai dum wo hai HUM"...
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Ur my pumpkin pumpkin
.
hello hunny bunny :p
.
Im ur dumplin dumplin
.
hello hunny bunny :p
.
feeling something something :p
.
hello hunny bunny, .
hunny bunny :p
Hunny bunny..
.
tuku tukuuuuu…
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Message pe message bhejti ho,
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho,
bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho,
khud ka bheja to chalata nahi,
dusre ka bheja huaa hi bhejti ho.
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BANKS
HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor
HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand
BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris
IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar
GREAT INDIA
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Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam me aapke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole????
.
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai.!!
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Teacher to student-
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain?
Student-
P.H.D.
Teacher-
kya matlab?
Student-
Pjama holding device.
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दौलत से भले ही गरीब रहो
पर दिल से
रहना धनवान
झोपड़ियोँ के बाहर अक्सर लिखा होता है
"सुस्वागतम"
और महल वाले लिखते हैँ
"कुत्तोँ से सावधान " :-P
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nsurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai,
Insurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai,
Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Beth Ke Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hai.
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Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai.
Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya pasand aati hai :P
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Agr Me Sms Ka Rply Na Karu,
Ya Mis Call Na Kar Pau,
Ya Kbi Call Na Karu, To Samajh Lena,
"SMS KING" Aaram Farma Raha He,
par "Praja" seva karti rahe.
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Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey,
Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey,
Dil jalaaty hey,
par honton say to lagaati hey.
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SHER chupkar SHIKAR nahi karte
BUZDIL kabhi Khul Kar
VAAR Nhi Krte
Or HUM Wo BADSHAH He Jo MSG bhjneK Liye
Ap k sms Ka INTEZAR Nhi Krte
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" Funny truth "
Colleges And School Ko Log
"Swarg" Bolte He.
Hmmm.
Tabhi Toh Bujurg Log Kehete
Hai Ke
Jodiya Swarg Me Banti Hai.
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