Funny Saying SMS

Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti h. Kish ko satane ki bhi had hoti h. Sms bhejne ki koshish kro janab Muft ke sms padhne ki bhi had hoti h.

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Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey, Baywafaa sanam se to cigrete achi hey, Dil jalaaty hey, par honton say to lagaati hey.

10 years ago

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Bandar ped par kyu sote he? ? ? ? ? ? Chalo jane do, Ye tumhara personal mamla he, Muje kya? Bas gir mat jana..

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DIL ROYA PAR AANKH KO RONE NA DIYA SARI SARI RAT JAGA KHUD KO SONE NA DIYA ITNA KARTE HAI PYAR AAP KO PAR IS BAT KA AHSAS HONE N DIYA BY FAIYAZ ALAM

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Meri G.F.-Mai kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun..! MAI :- "Na tere aane ki khushi, Na tere jane ka gam, Ja Dusri pata lenge hum, Kyoki jisme hai dum wo hai HUM"...

10 years ago

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" Funny truth " Colleges And School Ko Log "Swarg" Bolte He. Hmmm. Tabhi Toh Bujurg Log Kehete Hai Ke Jodiya Swarg Me Banti Hai.

10 years ago

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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai, Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai, Hausla rakh, channel na badal, SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.

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Though u r away this Diwali......... You r always with me in my Thoughts. Thinking of u and looking forward to seeing you soon. Wishing you a Happy Diwali filled with success , Happiness and Many moment to cherish. *JuSt FrOm SkR*

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Kabhi hath pe kabhi hont pe kbhi ankh pe kabhi naak pe kiss . kiss . kiss kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko? Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hogaaa

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u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky, u r 100% sweet, u r 100% nice and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.

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1Gao tha Usme Raja tha Rani thi Hajam tha kisan tha Tailor tha Techr tha Doctor b tha Or b bahot se log the kabi Call krna to fursat se bataunga.

10 years ago

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you know ek ladki aapni life mein RANI LAXMI BAI hoti hai kaise? shadi se pahle rani shadi k baad laxmi aur 2-3 bacche hone k baad bai.

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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.

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Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo. Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!

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Que: hathi ek talab me gir gaya, to wah kaise bahar nikalega? Ans: gila hokar nikalega.

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" Funny truth " Being "In A Relationship" And Being "In The "Hospital" Is All The Same. Everyone Asks: "Serious Hai Kya" ?=P

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Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

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Bhul se Bhi Kisi Ko na Rulana Jindgi Main sab Ko hasana Dusman Ko bhi gale Lagana Fir Bhi Koi gam ho To apun Ko +91.... par phone Lagana.

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Saccha dost wo hota hai, Jo exam me aapke paas wali, Window ke samne aake bole???? . Abey kitna likhega?? jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai.!!

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Sir- 2 Me Se 2 Gye Kitne Rahe Monu- Kuch Samjha Nahi Masterji Sir- Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai, Tumne Khali, Tumare Pas Kya Bacha Monu- Sabji

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