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  • Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha, Hr minar ko dekha, Hr kaalin ko dekha,H r khidki ko dekha Or bola. Maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Agar ap chor hote, to meri kya chez churate. 1-brain 2-beauty 3-luck 4-style 5-smile 6-atitude 7-dil 8-charactr 9-nature. 10-voice. Rply plz i(.....)
  • 8 years ago



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  • Pehle mere khat k us ne Ikk anjane khof se dar kar Tokare tokare kar dale Abb………… Aik haseen ehsas k tabagh Jis ka koi naam nahin hai Pichale kitne hi ghanton se Darwaze ki aot me chop kar Tokare joor rahi hai ‘’PAGAL’’………..
  • 8 years ago



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  • 1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke 5 Min Kam Kar Deta Hai, Aur 1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai, Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai..
  • 8 years ago



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  • Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, bird gaana ga rahe hain, Cow log grass eat rahe hain, shaane log SMS kar rahe hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
  • 8 years ago



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  • Meri G.F.-Mai kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun..! MAI :- "Na tere aane ki khushi, Na tere jane ka gam, Ja Dusri pata lenge hum, Kyoki jisme hai dum wo hai HUM"...
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ur my pumpkin pumpkin . hello hunny bunny :p . Im ur dumplin dumplin . hello hunny bunny :p . feeling something something :p . hello hunny bunny, . hunny bunny :p Hunny bunny.. . tuku tukuuuuu…
  • 8 years ago



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  • Message pe message bhejti ho, bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho, bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho, khud ka bheja to chalata nahi, dusre ka bheja huaa hi bhejti ho.
  • 8 years ago



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  • BANKS HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar GREAT INDIA
  • 8 years ago



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  • Saccha dost wo hota hai, Jo exam me aapke paas wali, Window ke samne aake bole???? . Abey kitna likhega?? jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai.!!
  • 8 years ago



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  • Teacher to student- NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain? Student- P.H.D. Teacher- kya matlab? Student- Pjama holding device.
  • 8 years ago



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  • दौलत से भले ही गरीब रहो पर दिल से रहना धनवान झोपड़ियोँ के बाहर अक्सर लिखा होता है "सुस्वागतम" और महल वाले लिखते हैँ "कुत्तोँ से सावधान " :-P
  • 8 years ago



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  • nsurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai, Insurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai, Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Beth Ke Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hai.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai. Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya pasand aati hai :P
  • 8 years ago



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  • Agr Me Sms Ka Rply Na Karu, Ya Mis Call Na Kar Pau, Ya Kbi Call Na Karu, To Samajh Lena, "SMS KING" Aaram Farma Raha He, par "Praja" seva karti rahe.
  • 8 years ago



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  • SHER chupkar SHIKAR nahi karte BUZDIL kabhi Khul Kar VAAR Nhi Krte Or HUM Wo BADSHAH He Jo MSG bhjneK Liye Ap k sms Ka INTEZAR Nhi Krte
  • 8 years ago



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  • " Funny truth " Colleges And School Ko Log "Swarg" Bolte He. Hmmm. Tabhi Toh Bujurg Log Kehete Hai Ke Jodiya Swarg Me Banti Hai.
  • 8 years ago



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