Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.....
PAISA.....
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MAUT..... Aur.....Aur.....
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Mera SMS!
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Think big...
Think more...
Think positive...
Think beautiful...
Think great...I kno thats too much 4u.
So, heres a short-cut. Just think
about me...!
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poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai,
waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
sochte hain k aapko tang na kare,
magar sochte-2 plan
badal jaata hai.*
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JAB AAP MEHANTI ho..
Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalen...?
Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta H,,"
Take Full Rest ;-
Thanks for stay with me.
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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai,
lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
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Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti h.
Kish ko satane ki bhi had hoti h.
Sms bhejne ki koshish kro janab
Muft ke sms padhne ki bhi had hoti h.
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you know ek ladki aapni life mein RANI LAXMI BAI hoti hai kaise?
shadi se pahle rani
shadi k baad laxmi
aur 2-3 bacche hone k baad bai.
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1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke 5
Min Kam Kar Deta Hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi
Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai,
Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo
To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai..
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Ur my pumpkin pumpkin
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hello hunny bunny :p
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Im ur dumplin dumplin
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hello hunny bunny :p
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feeling something something :p
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hello hunny bunny, .
hunny bunny :p
Hunny bunny..
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tuku tukuuuuu…
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What is Swarg?
American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife
What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary.
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SHER chupkar SHIKAR nahi karte
BUZDIL kabhi Khul Kar
VAAR Nhi Krte
Or HUM Wo BADSHAH He Jo MSG bhjneK Liye
Ap k sms Ka INTEZAR Nhi Krte
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अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे
तो......
समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है.!.
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msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho
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Wife:Aap aksar aisa Q kehte ho,
Mera ghar,Mera car
Hamara Q Nahi kehte,
Ab almari Me kya dhund raheho?
Pati:Hamara Underwear
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Sms ke rates.....
1996-4/-
2000-2/-
2004-1/-
2006-.50/-
2008-free/-
aap kab karoge jab sms pe lone milaga tab.....
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!
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