Funny Saying SMS

BOY-Mujhse shadi karogi.? GIRL-Kyaa.? BOY-Achchi film hai na.. GIRL-Kutte k bachche.. BOY-What..? GIRL-Kitne cute hote he na.

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Que: hathi ek talab me gir gaya, to wah kaise bahar nikalega? Ans: gila hokar nikalega.

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Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti h. Kish ko satane ki bhi had hoti h. Sms bhejne ki koshish kro janab Muft ke sms padhne ki bhi had hoti h.

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Wo Ro Ro Kar Kehta Raha "Mujhe Tumse Nafrat Hai Nafrat Hai" Ek Sawal Aj Bhi Pareshan Karta Hai "Nafrat Thi To Roya Kyu"???

10 years ago

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kahte hai pyaar me nind ud jati hai... are koi humse bhi pyaar kar lo "kambakht" hume nind bahut aati hai

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ALLAH ka zikar apny hath ki ungliyon pe kiya kro Q k jb aap qbr k anderon me raho gy to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krain gi

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" Funny truth " Being "In A Relationship" And Being "In The "Hospital" Is All The Same. Everyone Asks: "Serious Hai Kya" ?=P

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Think big... Think more... Think positive... Think beautiful... Think great...I kno thats too much 4u. So, heres a short-cut. Just think about me...!

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Bahut dard hota h jb teacher bolta h ki tmhara or tmhare aage wale ka answer ek h.. . . . . Tab dil se aawaz aati h.. . . . To saale sawal b to ek hi tha!

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Sweet candies are nice to eat … Sweet words are easy to say … but, sweet ppl are hard to find … OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

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Chana khajo, Mamra khajo, Sathe khajo khajoor.....! Msg karvano time na male to rakhi lejo "MAJOOR" Pan msg karjo jurur... Mara hujur

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Kya "Andaz" Hai, . Kya "Jalva" Hai, . Kya "Style" Hai, . our . Kya "Smile" Hai, . Message To Karte "Nahi" aur Kehte Ho. "Mere paas bhi mobile hai"...

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Mandir me Jaap Karta hu.. Masjid me Namaz Padta hu.. Insaan $e kahin Bhagwan na Ban Jau, i$liye "Buri Aatmao" ko sms karke roj ek paap karta hu..

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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What is Swarg? American Salary German car Chinese Food & Indian Wife What is Nark? American Wife German Food Chinese Car & Indian Salary.

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JO mangoge milega . DIL DHADKAN JIGAR Ankhen Dosti Mohabatein MANN JAAN . BUS "JUDAI" nahi mil sakti . Qki . ? . Uski DVD kharab ho gai hai.

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" Funny truth " Colleges And School Ko Log "Swarg" Bolte He. Hmmm. Tabhi Toh Bujurg Log Kehete Hai Ke Jodiya Swarg Me Banti Hai.

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Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay .. –––… . 1) 2) 3) –– Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo .. Main Abhi Tak Single Hun!!

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Bandar ped par kyu sote he? ? ? ? ? ? Chalo jane do, Ye tumhara personal mamla he, Muje kya? Bas gir mat jana..

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Kisine Pucha- Itne Busy Hote Hue B Sbko Msg Krne K Liye Time Kese Nikal Lete Ho I Replied- Kisiko Value Dena Sikho TimE Apne Aap Nikal JayEga.

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