Bewafa Duniya Mein
Sari Zindgai
Kon Sath Day Ga Tera
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Log To Hathon Se Dafna Ker
Bhool Jatay Hain K ,
Qabar Kon Si Thi...!!
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BOY-Mujhse shadi karogi.?
GIRL-Kyaa.?
BOY-Achchi film hai na..
GIRL-Kutte k bachche..
BOY-What..?
GIRL-Kitne cute hote he na.
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Mandir me Jaap Karta hu..
Masjid me Namaz Padta hu..
Insaan $e kahin Bhagwan na Ban Jau, i$liye
"Buri Aatmao" ko sms karke roj ek paap karta hu..
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you know ek ladki aapni life mein RANI LAXMI BAI hoti hai kaise?
shadi se pahle rani
shadi k baad laxmi
aur 2-3 bacche hone k baad bai.
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Though u r away this Diwali.........
You r always with me in my Thoughts.
Thinking of u and looking forward to seeing you soon.
Wishing you a Happy Diwali filled with success ,
Happiness and Many moment to cherish.
*JuSt FrOm SkR*
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Teacher to student-
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain?
Student-
P.H.D.
Teacher-
kya matlab?
Student-
Pjama holding device.
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Good is not creat by god,
not designed by ur parents,
not prepared you good day is created only by Britannia biscuit company .keep smile
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1Gao tha Usme Raja tha
Rani thi
Hajam tha
kisan tha
Tailor tha
Techr tha
Doctor b tha
Or b bahot se log the
kabi Call krna to fursat se bataunga.
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Khuda Bohot Mehrban He
ki
Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi
Vrna Hm Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kese Ada Krte
Qki
CHAWANNI/ ATHHANI ab kaha chlti h?
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Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
.
Lekin afsos wife ki friend wife nahi ho sakti
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Aye khuda barish karwa de.
Ek katora pani bharwa de.
Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uskimobile ko is
katora main duba de.
Na rahega phone
Na bajega tone.
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DIL ROYA PAR AANKH KO RONE NA DIYA
SARI SARI RAT JAGA KHUD KO SONE NA DIYA
ITNA KARTE HAI PYAR AAP KO
PAR IS BAT KA AHSAS HONE N DIYA
BY
FAIYAZ ALAM
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Must Remember Before Getting
Married:-
Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven..
But,
Maintainance Charges Are Paid On
Earth..!"
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Nadan Hai Muje Patthar DiL Batane Wale,
BhooL Gye Hai Shayad
Zamane Wale,
Patthar Ki Kimt Un Se Puchho,
Taraash Ke Tajmahal
Bana Gye Jo Banane Wale.
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kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..
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Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo.
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
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Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
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दौलत से भले ही गरीब रहो
पर दिल से
रहना धनवान
झोपड़ियोँ के बाहर अक्सर लिखा होता है
"सुस्वागतम"
और महल वाले लिखते हैँ
"कुत्तोँ से सावधान " :-P
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Message pe message bhejti ho,
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho,
bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho,
khud ka bheja to chalata nahi,
dusre ka bheja huaa hi bhejti ho.
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