Abhi Qadam He Rakha Tha Hum Ne Mekhane me ek Awaaz aai,
" SAQI "
Chala Ja Wapis Tujhe Sharab ki Nahi kisi k Didaar ki Zarurt Hai......!
" L¡fe ¡s sø .W."H
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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai,
lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
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स्वर्ग में सब कुछ है लेकिन मौत नहीं है,
गीता में सब कुछ है लेकिन झूठ नहीं है,
दुनिया में सब कुछ है लेकिन किसी को सुकून नहीं है,
और
आज के इंसान में सब कुछ है लेकिन सब्र नहीं.
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1Gao tha Usme Raja tha
Rani thi
Hajam tha
kisan tha
Tailor tha
Techr tha
Doctor b tha
Or b bahot se log the
kabi Call krna to fursat se bataunga.
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" Funny truth "
Being "In A Relationship"
And
Being "In The "Hospital"
Is All The Same.
Everyone Asks:
"Serious Hai Kya" ?=P
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poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai,
waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
sochte hain k aapko tang na kare,
magar sochte-2 plan
badal jaata hai.*
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Sir- 2 Me Se 2 Gye Kitne Rahe
Monu- Kuch Samjha Nahi Masterji
Sir- Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai, Tumne Khali, Tumare Pas Kya Bacha
Monu- Sabji
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1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke 5
Min Kam Kar Deta Hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi
Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai,
Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo
To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai..
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Khuda Bohot Mehrban He
ki
Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi
Vrna Hm Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kese Ada Krte
Qki
CHAWANNI/ ATHHANI ab kaha chlti h?
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Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
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Bewafa Duniya Mein
Sari Zindgai
Kon Sath Day Ga Tera
¤
¤
¤
¤
Log To Hathon Se Dafna Ker
Bhool Jatay Hain K ,
Qabar Kon Si Thi...!!
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Kya "Andaz" Hai,
.
Kya "Jalva" Hai,
.
Kya "Style" Hai,
.
our
.
Kya "Smile" Hai,
.
Message To Karte "Nahi" aur Kehte Ho.
"Mere paas bhi mobile hai"...
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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay.
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Sonu Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha
1 Din Orange Colour Ki Saari Pehen K Pucha- Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu
Sonu- Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.
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Ur my pumpkin pumpkin
.
hello hunny bunny :p
.
Im ur dumplin dumplin
.
hello hunny bunny :p
.
feeling something something :p
.
hello hunny bunny, .
hunny bunny :p
Hunny bunny..
.
tuku tukuuuuu…
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Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.....
PAISA.....
.
MAUT..... Aur.....Aur.....
.
.
.
.
.
Mera SMS!
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=He!ght of Respons!b!L!ty=
A Man Goes inTo L!brary & Asks 4 A Book On Su!c!de*
.
.
L!brar!an Looks H!m & Says:
"Wapas Dene Kon Aayega..?
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What is Swarg?
American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife
What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary.
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Aye khuda barish karwa de.
Ek katora pani bharwa de.
Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uskimobile ko is
katora main duba de.
Na rahega phone
Na bajega tone.
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