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  • SOCHO Agar SMS Receive KARNE K PAISE Lgte To . Kya HOTA . SOCHO . .Nahi PATA Are TUM Sab MERI Wajah Se"ROAD" Pe Aa Jate"KANJUSO".
  • 8 years ago



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  • He Dude what happaned no call,no miss call,no sms,no email Why you no talking about me? Ohh!!!!! Reacharg you problem you don,t worry i sending you reacharg |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Please scrach here with bleade
  • 8 years ago



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  • Saccha dost wo hota hai, Jo exam me aapke paas wali, Window ke samne aake bole???? . Abey kitna likhega?? jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai.!!
  • 8 years ago



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  • Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain..... PAISA..... . MAUT..... Aur.....Aur..... . . . . . Mera SMS!
  • 8 years ago



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  • Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah. Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah. Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah. Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah....
  • 8 years ago



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  • My Lyf Has Alwys Taught Me 1 Grt Lesson Which Shud B Kept In Mind 4 Entire Lyf . . . . . . . . . . Maggi Can Nvr B Made In 2 Mnutes Kachhi Reh Jati H Maza Nhi Aata...;)
  • 8 years ago



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  • Chana khajo, Mamra khajo, Sathe khajo khajoor.....! Msg karvano time na male to rakhi lejo "MAJOOR" Pan msg karjo jurur... Mara hujur
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai. Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya pasand aati hai :P
  • 8 years ago



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  • BANKS HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar GREAT INDIA
  • 8 years ago



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  • Agar me mar bhi jau to mera gum mat karna Ansu B mat bahana mere liye. Sidhe upar aa jana. Fir kya??? Pipal ke ped par baitkar logo ko daraynge!!
  • 8 years ago



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  • Must Remember Before Getting Married:- Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven.. But, Maintainance Charges Are Paid On Earth..!"
  • 8 years ago



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  • Good is not creat by god, not designed by ur parents, not prepared you good day is created only by Britannia biscuit company .keep smile
  • 8 years ago



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  • Kisine Pucha- Itne Busy Hote Hue B Sbko Msg Krne K Liye Time Kese Nikal Lete Ho I Replied- Kisiko Value Dena Sikho TimE Apne Aap Nikal JayEga.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Kabhi hath pe kabhi hont pe kbhi ankh pe kabhi naak pe kiss . kiss . kiss kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko? Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hogaaa
  • 8 years ago



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  • Khuda Bohot Mehrban He ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kese Ada Krte Qki CHAWANNI/ ATHHANI ab kaha chlti h?
  • 8 years ago



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  • Sonu Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha 1 Din Orange Colour Ki Saari Pehen K Pucha- Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu Sonu- Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Abhi Qadam He Rakha Tha Hum Ne Mekhane me ek Awaaz aai, " SAQI " Chala Ja Wapis Tujhe Sharab ki Nahi kisi k Didaar ki Zarurt Hai......! " L¡fe ¡s sø .W."H
  • 8 years ago



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