SOCHO Agar
SMS Receive KARNE K PAISE Lgte To
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Kya HOTA
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SOCHO
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.Nahi PATA
Are TUM Sab MERI Wajah Se"ROAD" Pe Aa Jate"KANJUSO".
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He Dude what happaned no call,no miss call,no sms,no email
Why you no talking about me?
Ohh!!!!!
Reacharg you problem you don,t worry i sending you reacharg
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Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam me aapke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole????
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Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai.!!
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Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.....
PAISA.....
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MAUT..... Aur.....Aur.....
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Mera SMS!
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Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah....
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My Lyf Has Alwys Taught Me 1
Grt Lesson Which Shud B Kept
In Mind 4 Entire Lyf
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Maggi Can Nvr B Made In 2 Mnutes
Kachhi Reh Jati H Maza Nhi Aata...;)
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Chana khajo,
Mamra khajo,
Sathe khajo khajoor.....!
Msg karvano time na male to rakhi lejo "MAJOOR"
Pan msg karjo jurur...
Mara hujur
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Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai.
Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya pasand aati hai :P
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BANKS
HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor
HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand
BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris
IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar
GREAT INDIA
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Agar me mar bhi jau to mera gum mat karna
Ansu B mat bahana mere liye.
Sidhe
upar aa jana.
Fir kya???
Pipal ke ped par baitkar logo ko daraynge!!
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Must Remember Before Getting
Married:-
Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven..
But,
Maintainance Charges Are Paid On
Earth..!"
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Good is not creat by god,
not designed by ur parents,
not prepared you good day is created only by Britannia biscuit company .keep smile
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Kisine Pucha- Itne Busy Hote Hue B
Sbko Msg Krne K Liye Time Kese Nikal Lete Ho
I Replied- Kisiko Value Dena Sikho TimE Apne Aap Nikal JayEga.
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Kabhi hath pe
kabhi hont pe
kbhi ankh pe
kabhi naak pe
kiss
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kiss
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kiss
kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko?
Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hogaaa
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Khuda Bohot Mehrban He
ki
Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi
Vrna Hm Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kese Ada Krte
Qki
CHAWANNI/ ATHHANI ab kaha chlti h?
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Sonu Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha
1 Din Orange Colour Ki Saari Pehen K Pucha- Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu
Sonu- Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.
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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
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Abhi Qadam He Rakha Tha Hum Ne Mekhane me ek Awaaz aai,
" SAQI "
Chala Ja Wapis Tujhe Sharab ki Nahi kisi k Didaar ki Zarurt Hai......!
" L¡fe ¡s sø .W."H
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