AGAR MOBILE EK BANDUK HAI
TO SMS USKI GOLI HAI
JAB YE CHALTI HAI
TO "BAHADUR" LOG JAWABI HAMLA KARTE HAI
JABKI "KAYAR" LOG DEKHTE HAI AUR ZULM SAHTE HAI
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Bahut dard hota h
jb teacher bolta h
ki tmhara or tmhare aage wale ka answer ek h..
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Tab dil se aawaz aati h..
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To saale sawal b to ek hi tha!
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" Funny truth "
Colleges And School Ko Log
"Swarg" Bolte He.
Hmmm.
Tabhi Toh Bujurg Log Kehete
Hai Ke
Jodiya Swarg Me Banti Hai.
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kabi na chuka sako wo lon h hum,
hamesha bajti rahe wo tone h hum,
ab to pahachan gaye na kon h hum?
are sms ki duniya ke "DON" h hum.
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Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah....
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Sir- 2 Me Se 2 Gye Kitne Rahe
Monu- Kuch Samjha Nahi Masterji
Sir- Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai, Tumne Khali, Tumare Pas Kya Bacha
Monu- Sabji
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He Dude what happaned no call,no miss call,no sms,no email
Why you no talking about me?
Ohh!!!!!
Reacharg you problem you don,t worry i sending you reacharg
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Please scrach here with bleade
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Kabhi hath pe
kabhi hont pe
kbhi ankh pe
kabhi naak pe
kiss
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kiss
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kiss
kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko?
Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hogaaa
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poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai,
waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
sochte hain k aapko tang na kare,
magar sochte-2 plan
badal jaata hai.*
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1Gao tha Usme Raja tha
Rani thi
Hajam tha
kisan tha
Tailor tha
Techr tha
Doctor b tha
Or b bahot se log the
kabi Call krna to fursat se bataunga.
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Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo.
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
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Ur my pumpkin pumpkin
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hello hunny bunny :p
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Im ur dumplin dumplin
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hello hunny bunny :p
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feeling something something :p
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hello hunny bunny, .
hunny bunny :p
Hunny bunny..
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tuku tukuuuuu…
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Its real..
Agar aap kahi ja rahe hai...
Aur
"kala kutta"
Aap ke aage se guzar jaye to samjh jana.
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ki
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kala kutta bhi kahi jaa rha hai...
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Agr Me Sms Ka Rply Na Karu,
Ya Mis Call Na Kar Pau,
Ya Kbi Call Na Karu, To Samajh Lena,
"SMS KING" Aaram Farma Raha He,
par "Praja" seva karti rahe.
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Agar ap chor hote,
to meri kya chez churate.
1-brain
2-beauty
3-luck
4-style
5-smile
6-atitude
7-dil
8-charactr
9-nature.
10-voice. Rply plz i(.....)
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Dil he sachha aur dimaag hai Kacha
Wah wah wah.
Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha
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