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  • you know ek ladki aapni life mein RANI LAXMI BAI hoti hai kaise? shadi se pahle rani shadi k baad laxmi aur 2-3 bacche hone k baad bai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • " Funny truth " Colleges And School Ko Log "Swarg" Bolte He. Hmmm. Tabhi Toh Bujurg Log Kehete Hai Ke Jodiya Swarg Me Banti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha, Hr minar ko dekha, Hr kaalin ko dekha,H r khidki ko dekha Or bola. Maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chana khajo, Mamra khajo, Sathe khajo khajoor.....! Msg karvano time na male to rakhi lejo "MAJOOR" Pan msg karjo jurur... Mara hujur
    • 10 years ago



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  • SHER chupkar SHIKAR nahi karte BUZDIL kabhi Khul Kar VAAR Nhi Krte Or HUM Wo BADSHAH He Jo MSG bhjneK Liye Ap k sms Ka INTEZAR Nhi Krte
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ur my pumpkin pumpkin . hello hunny bunny :p . Im ur dumplin dumplin . hello hunny bunny :p . feeling something something :p . hello hunny bunny, . hunny bunny :p Hunny bunny.. . tuku tukuuuuu…
    • 10 years ago



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  • poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai, waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, sochte hain k aapko tang na kare, magar sochte-2 plan badal jaata hai.*
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Nice saying: "FINE" IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG THINGS. . where as, "TAX" IS A FINE FOR DOING RIGHT THINGS. what a funny world!.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Good is not creat by god, not designed by ur parents, not prepared you good day is created only by Britannia biscuit company .keep smile
    • 10 years ago



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  • Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Humne unke samne aana chhod diya, Apni chahat ko jatana chhod diya, Kyonki Jinki hansi par marte the hum, Unhone hume dekh kar muskurana chhod diya…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khuda Bohot Mehrban He ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kese Ada Krte Qki CHAWANNI/ ATHHANI ab kaha chlti h?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kisine Pucha- Itne Busy Hote Hue B Sbko Msg Krne K Liye Time Kese Nikal Lete Ho I Replied- Kisiko Value Dena Sikho TimE Apne Aap Nikal JayEga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sms ke rates..... 1996-4/- 2000-2/- 2004-1/- 2006-.50/- 2008-free/- aap kab karoge jab sms pe lone milaga tab.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Though u r away this Diwali......... You r always with me in my Thoughts. Thinking of u and looking forward to seeing you soon. Wishing you a Happy Diwali filled with success , Happiness and Many moment to cherish. *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 10 years ago



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  • msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja chalta nahi dusro ka bheja bhej te ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • स्वर्ग में सब कुछ है लेकिन मौत नहीं है, गीता में सब कुछ है लेकिन झूठ नहीं है, दुनिया में सब कुछ है लेकिन किसी को सुकून नहीं है, और आज के इंसान में सब कुछ है लेकिन सब्र नहीं.
    • 10 years ago



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