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AGAR MOBILE EK BANDUK HAI TO SMS USKI GOLI HAI JAB YE CHALTI HAI TO "BAHADUR" LOG JAWABI HAMLA KARTE HAI JABKI "KAYAR" LOG DEKHTE HAI AUR ZULM SAHTE HAI

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My Lyf Has Alwys Taught Me 1 Grt Lesson Which Shud B Kept In Mind 4 Entire Lyf . . . . . . . . . . Maggi Can Nvr B Made In 2 Mnutes Kachhi Reh Jati H Maza Nhi Aata...;)

8 years ago

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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

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Destiny Simply Depends On The, Strength Of Your Dreams, If You Cry At Trouble It Grows Double And, If You Laugh At Trouble, It Disappears Like A Bubble.

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What is full form of girl- g= gali dene me sabse aage i= innocent sirf sakal se r= rone dhone ki automatic machine l= larne

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poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai, waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, sochte hain k aapko tang na kare, magar sochte-2 plan badal jaata hai.*

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Kabhi hath pe kabhi hont pe kbhi ankh pe kabhi naak pe kiss . kiss . kiss kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko? Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hogaaa

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BANKS HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar GREAT INDIA

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Must Remember Before Getting Married:- Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven.. But, Maintainance Charges Are Paid On Earth..!"

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He Dude what happaned no call,no miss call,no sms,no email Why you no talking about me? Ohh!!!!! Reacharg you problem you don,t worry i sending you reacharg |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Please scrach here with bleade

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

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Kisine Pucha- Itne Busy Hote Hue B Sbko Msg Krne K Liye Time Kese Nikal Lete Ho I Replied- Kisiko Value Dena Sikho TimE Apne Aap Nikal JayEga.

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Agr Me Sms Ka Rply Na Karu, Ya Mis Call Na Kar Pau, Ya Kbi Call Na Karu, To Samajh Lena, "SMS KING" Aaram Farma Raha He, par "Praja" seva karti rahe.

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dl m jhute arman nhi rkte hoto p jhuti muskan nhi rkte chahe 11 mulko ki polic piche ho pr don ksi ka sms udhar nhi rkte

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u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky, u r 100% sweet, u r 100% nice and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.

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Que: hathi ek talab me gir gaya, to wah kaise bahar nikalega? Ans: gila hokar nikalega.

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Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.

8 years ago

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kahte hai pyaar me nind ud jati hai... are koi humse bhi pyaar kar lo "kambakht" hume nind bahut aati hai

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Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai, Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai, . Lekin afsos wife ki friend wife nahi ho sakti

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Kya "Andaz" Hai, . Kya "Jalva" Hai, . Kya "Style" Hai, . our . Kya "Smile" Hai, . Message To Karte "Nahi" aur Kehte Ho. "Mere paas bhi mobile hai"...

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