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Ghor Kalyug- Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai. Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya? Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, YahaTime pass kyu kr raha hai .

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Bahut dard hota h jb teacher bolta h ki tmhara or tmhare aage wale ka answer ek h.. . . . . Tab dil se aawaz aati h.. . . . To saale sawal b to ek hi tha!

9 years ago

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kahte hai pyaar me nind ud jati hai... are koi humse bhi pyaar kar lo "kambakht" hume nind bahut aati hai

9 years ago

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Good is not creat by god, not designed by ur parents, not prepared you good day is created only by Britannia biscuit company .keep smile

9 years ago

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

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JO mangoge milega . DIL DHADKAN JIGAR Ankhen Dosti Mohabatein MANN JAAN . BUS "JUDAI" nahi mil sakti . Qki . ? . Uski DVD kharab ho gai hai.

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

9 years ago

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Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

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Sarkari Bus Me Bethna Nhi * Sarkari School Me padna Nhi * Sarkari hosptal Me jana Nhi * Aur Nokri chahiye To Sarkari.! WaH INDIA WaH

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you know ek ladki aapni life mein RANI LAXMI BAI hoti hai kaise? shadi se pahle rani shadi k baad laxmi aur 2-3 bacche hone k baad bai.

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Sweet candies are nice to eat … Sweet words are easy to say … but, sweet ppl are hard to find … OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

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Kabse Call kar rha hu Lag hi nhi rha agr waha Light aa gayi hai toh Jaldise Star News ya AajTak lagao Katrina Mar Gyi Mujh pe.

9 years ago

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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!

9 years ago

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Dil he sachha aur dimaag hai Kacha Wah wah wah. Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha

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Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.

9 years ago

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JAB AAP MEHANTI ho.. Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalen...? Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta H,," Take Full Rest ;- Thanks for stay with me.

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Humne unke samne aana chhod diya, Apni chahat ko jatana chhod diya, Kyonki Jinki hansi par marte the hum, Unhone hume dekh kar muskurana chhod diya…

9 years ago

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Kya "Andaz" Hai, . Kya "Jalva" Hai, . Kya "Style" Hai, . our . Kya "Smile" Hai, . Message To Karte "Nahi" aur Kehte Ho. "Mere paas bhi mobile hai"...

9 years ago

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U wanna see my 6 packs.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ Peeke talli ho gaya me

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Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain..... PAISA..... . MAUT..... Aur.....Aur..... . . . . . Mera SMS!

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