Funny Saying SMS

Must Remember Before Getting Married:- Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven.. But, Maintainance Charges Are Paid On Earth..!"

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1. POLICE MAN - Sab Mujh Se Darte Hai Or Main Biwi Se 2. MOCHI- Main Juto Ki Marammat Karta Hu Or Biwi Meri 3. TEACHER- Main School Me Lecture Deta Hu or Ghar Me Sirf Sunta Hu. 4. OFFICER- Main Office Me BOSS Hu or Ghar Me Naukar 5. JUDGE- Main Court Me Faisale Sunata Hu or Ghar Me Khud Insaaf Ka Talabgar Faisala Aapke Hath Me Hai, Kunware Raho, Khush Raho. Note- Jo Shadi Kar Chuke Hai Sabr Kare or Jinki Nahi Hui Wo na kre...

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Students song Hm hoge all pass Hm hoge all pass 1din . Ho! ho! SOTE h bindass Likhte h bakwas Karte h timepas Fir B h vishwas Marks milenge jhaKkas 1 din!

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nsurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai, Insurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai, Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Beth Ke Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hai.

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What is Swarg? American Salary German car Chinese Food & Indian Wife What is Nark? American Wife German Food Chinese Car & Indian Salary.

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Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki, Jab kuch n ban saka to mera dil bana diya.

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Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo. Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!

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dl m jhute arman nhi rkte hoto p jhuti muskan nhi rkte chahe 11 mulko ki polic piche ho pr don ksi ka sms udhar nhi rkte

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Kabhi hath pe kabhi hont pe kbhi ankh pe kabhi naak pe kiss . kiss . kiss kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko? Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hogaaa

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Mandir me Jaap Karta hu.. Masjid me Namaz Padta hu.. Insaan $e kahin Bhagwan na Ban Jau, i$liye "Buri Aatmao" ko sms karke roj ek paap karta hu..

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JAB AAP MEHANTI ho.. Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalen...? Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta H,," Take Full Rest ;- Thanks for stay with me.

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Saccha dost wo hota hai, Jo exam me aapke paas wali, Window ke samne aake bole???? . Abey kitna likhega?? jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai.!!

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