Funny Saying SMS

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

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" Funny truth " Being "In A Relationship" And Being "In The "Hospital" Is All The Same. Everyone Asks: "Serious Hai Kya" ?=P

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JAB AAP MEHANTI ho.. Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalen...? Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta H,," Take Full Rest ;- Thanks for stay with me.

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Though u r away this Diwali......... You r always with me in my Thoughts. Thinking of u and looking forward to seeing you soon. Wishing you a Happy Diwali filled with success , Happiness and Many moment to cherish. *JuSt FrOm SkR*

8 years ago

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Nadan Hai Muje Patthar DiL Batane Wale, BhooL Gye Hai Shayad Zamane Wale, Patthar Ki Kimt Un Se Puchho, Taraash Ke Tajmahal Bana Gye Jo Banane Wale.

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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai, Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai, Hausla rakh, channel na badal, SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.

8 years ago

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Doctor: kya taklif hai? Patient: sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai Doctor: aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona.

8 years ago

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Humne unke samne aana chhod diya, Apni chahat ko jatana chhod diya, Kyonki Jinki hansi par marte the hum, Unhone hume dekh kar muskurana chhod diya…

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1Gao tha Usme Raja tha Rani thi Hajam tha kisan tha Tailor tha Techr tha Doctor b tha Or b bahot se log the kabi Call krna to fursat se bataunga.

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Kabhi hath pe kabhi hont pe kbhi ankh pe kabhi naak pe kiss . kiss . kiss kiss kadar makhiyan tang krti h apko? Nahaoge nhi to aisa hi hogaaa

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Message pe message bhejti ho, bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karti ho, bhejti ho to bhi kya bhejti ho, khud ka bheja to chalata nahi, dusre ka bheja huaa hi bhejti ho.

8 years ago

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Que: hathi ek talab me gir gaya, to wah kaise bahar nikalega? Ans: gila hokar nikalega.

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