Funny Saying SMS

Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai, Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai, . Lekin afsos wife ki friend wife nahi ho sakti

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

Bhul se Bhi Kisi Ko na Rulana Jindgi Main sab Ko hasana Dusman Ko bhi gale Lagana Fir Bhi Koi gam ho To apun Ko +91.... par phone Lagana.

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki, Jab kuch n ban saka to mera dil bana diya.

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

Ghor Kalyug- Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai. Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya? Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, YahaTime pass kyu kr raha hai .

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

JAB AAP MEHANTI ho.. Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalen...? Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta H,," Take Full Rest ;- Thanks for stay with me.

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti h. Kish ko satane ki bhi had hoti h. Sms bhejne ki koshish kro janab Muft ke sms padhne ki bhi had hoti h.

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

Bandar ped par kyu sote he? ? ? ? ? ? Chalo jane do, Ye tumhara personal mamla he, Muje kya? Bas gir mat jana..

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

kahte hai pyaar me nind ud jati hai... are koi humse bhi pyaar kar lo "kambakht" hume nind bahut aati hai

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Nadan Hai Muje Patthar DiL Batane Wale, BhooL Gye Hai Shayad Zamane Wale, Patthar Ki Kimt Un Se Puchho, Taraash Ke Tajmahal Bana Gye Jo Banane Wale.

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

Wife:Aap aksar aisa Q kehte ho, Mera ghar,Mera car Hamara Q Nahi kehte, Ab almari Me kya dhund raheho? Pati:Hamara Underwear

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

Phool hoon gulaab ka, Chameli ka mat samjhna. Aashiq hun aapka, Apni saheli ka mat samjhna.

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Sms ke rates..... 1996-4/- 2000-2/- 2004-1/- 2006-.50/- 2008-free/- aap kab karoge jab sms pe lone milaga tab.....

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

Sonu Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha 1 Din Orange Colour Ki Saari Pehen K Pucha- Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu Sonu- Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

U wanna see my 6 packs.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ Peeke talli ho gaya me

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

Khte H Phulo ki Zuban Nhi Hoti Lfzo Me Khushi Byaan Nhi Hoti Mila H Msg Hmara To Qadar Kijiye HAMARI FURSAT Hr Kisi Pr Mhrban Nhi Hoti.

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

JO mangoge milega . DIL DHADKAN JIGAR Ankhen Dosti Mohabatein MANN JAAN . BUS "JUDAI" nahi mil sakti . Qki . ? . Uski DVD kharab ho gai hai.

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

Meri G.F.-Mai kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun..! MAI :- "Na tere aane ki khushi, Na tere jane ka gam, Ja Dusri pata lenge hum, Kyoki jisme hai dum wo hai HUM"...

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS

Ur my pumpkin pumpkin . hello hunny bunny :p . Im ur dumplin dumplin . hello hunny bunny :p . feeling something something :p . hello hunny bunny, . hunny bunny :p Hunny bunny.. . tuku tukuuuuu…

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Saying SMS