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  • Khte H Phulo ki Zuban Nhi Hoti Lfzo Me Khushi Byaan Nhi Hoti Mila H Msg Hmara To Qadar Kijiye HAMARI FURSAT Hr Kisi Pr Mhrban Nhi Hoti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ur my pumpkin pumpkin . hello hunny bunny :p . Im ur dumplin dumplin . hello hunny bunny :p . feeling something something :p . hello hunny bunny, . hunny bunny :p Hunny bunny.. . tuku tukuuuuu…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Meri G.F.-Mai kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun..! MAI :- "Na tere aane ki khushi, Na tere jane ka gam, Ja Dusri pata lenge hum, Kyoki jisme hai dum wo hai HUM"...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pehle mere khat k us ne Ikk anjane khof se dar kar Tokare tokare kar dale Abb………… Aik haseen ehsas k tabagh Jis ka koi naam nahin hai Pichale kitne hi ghanton se Darwaze ki aot me chop kar Tokare joor rahi hai ‘’PAGAL’’………..
    • 9 years ago



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  • SHER chupkar SHIKAR nahi karte BUZDIL kabhi Khul Kar VAAR Nhi Krte Or HUM Wo BADSHAH He Jo MSG bhjneK Liye Ap k sms Ka INTEZAR Nhi Krte
    • 9 years ago



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  • Think big... Think more... Think positive... Think beautiful... Think great...I kno thats too much 4u. So, heres a short-cut. Just think about me...!
    • 9 years ago



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  • My Lyf Has Alwys Taught Me 1 Grt Lesson Which Shud B Kept In Mind 4 Entire Lyf . . . . . . . . . . Maggi Can Nvr B Made In 2 Mnutes Kachhi Reh Jati H Maza Nhi Aata...;)
    • 9 years ago



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  • School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO", Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE" WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Abhi Qadam He Rakha Tha Hum Ne Mekhane me ek Awaaz aai, " SAQI " Chala Ja Wapis Tujhe Sharab ki Nahi kisi k Didaar ki Zarurt Hai......! " L¡fe ¡s sø .W."H
    • 9 years ago



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  • What is Swarg? American Salary German car Chinese Food & Indian Wife What is Nark? American Wife German Food Chinese Car & Indian Salary.
    • 9 years ago



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  • =He!ght of Respons!b!L!ty= A Man Goes inTo L!brary & Asks 4 A Book On Su!c!de* . . L!brar!an Looks H!m & Says: "Wapas Dene Kon Aayega..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • स्वर्ग में सब कुछ है लेकिन मौत नहीं है, गीता में सब कुछ है लेकिन झूठ नहीं है, दुनिया में सब कुछ है लेकिन किसी को सुकून नहीं है, और आज के इंसान में सब कुछ है लेकिन सब्र नहीं.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chana khajo, Mamra khajo, Sathe khajo khajoor.....! Msg karvano time na male to rakhi lejo "MAJOOR" Pan msg karjo jurur... Mara hujur
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sms ke rates..... 1996-4/- 2000-2/- 2004-1/- 2006-.50/- 2008-free/- aap kab karoge jab sms pe lone milaga tab.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • U wanna see my 6 packs.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ Peeke talli ho gaya me
    • 9 years ago



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