nsurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai,
Insurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai,
Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Beth Ke Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hai.
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दौलत से भले ही गरीब रहो
पर दिल से
रहना धनवान
झोपड़ियोँ के बाहर अक्सर लिखा होता है
"सुस्वागतम"
और महल वाले लिखते हैँ
"कुत्तोँ से सावधान " :-P
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1Gao tha Usme Raja tha
Rani thi
Hajam tha
kisan tha
Tailor tha
Techr tha
Doctor b tha
Or b bahot se log the
kabi Call krna to fursat se bataunga.
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Ur my pumpkin pumpkin
.
hello hunny bunny :p
.
Im ur dumplin dumplin
.
hello hunny bunny :p
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feeling something something :p
.
hello hunny bunny, .
hunny bunny :p
Hunny bunny..
.
tuku tukuuuuu…
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He Dude what happaned no call,no miss call,no sms,no email
Why you no talking about me?
Ohh!!!!!
Reacharg you problem you don,t worry i sending you reacharg
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Please scrach here with bleade
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Abhi Qadam He Rakha Tha Hum Ne Mekhane me ek Awaaz aai,
" SAQI "
Chala Ja Wapis Tujhe Sharab ki Nahi kisi k Didaar ki Zarurt Hai......!
" L¡fe ¡s sø .W."H
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you know ek ladki aapni life mein RANI LAXMI BAI hoti hai kaise?
shadi se pahle rani
shadi k baad laxmi
aur 2-3 bacche hone k baad bai.
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Teacher to student-
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain?
Student-
P.H.D.
Teacher-
kya matlab?
Student-
Pjama holding device.
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Agr Me Sms Ka Rply Na Karu,
Ya Mis Call Na Kar Pau,
Ya Kbi Call Na Karu, To Samajh Lena,
"SMS KING" Aaram Farma Raha He,
par "Praja" seva karti rahe.
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Hasi k raste pe chala karo,
khushiyo ki mehak liya karo,
pyaar se dilo ko chua karo,
jab apka dil udhas ho,
to is sweet si aafat ko yaad kiya karo...
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Gandhi bhi chala gaya,
nehru bhi mar gaya,
subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi aur
meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....pata nahi desh ka ab
kya hoga.
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DIL ROYA PAR AANKH KO RONE NA DIYA
SARI SARI RAT JAGA KHUD KO SONE NA DIYA
ITNA KARTE HAI PYAR AAP KO
PAR IS BAT KA AHSAS HONE N DIYA
BY
FAIYAZ ALAM
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Wo Ro Ro Kar Kehta Raha "Mujhe Tumse Nafrat Hai Nafrat Hai"
Ek Sawal Aj Bhi Pareshan Karta Hai "Nafrat Thi To Roya Kyu"???
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, New Whatsapp Status
JAB AAP MEHANTI ho..
Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalen...?
Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta H,,"
Take Full Rest ;-
Thanks for stay with me.
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Doctor: kya taklif hai?
Patient: sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor: aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona.
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