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dl m jhute arman nhi rkte hoto p jhuti muskan nhi rkte chahe 11 mulko ki polic piche ho pr don ksi ka sms udhar nhi rkte

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Must Remember Before Getting Married:- Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven.. But, Maintainance Charges Are Paid On Earth..!"

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Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah. Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah. Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah. Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah....

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Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay .. –––… . 1) 2) 3) –– Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo .. Main Abhi Tak Single Hun!!

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BANKS HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar GREAT INDIA

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(".") <) )> / I AM BODYGUARD ! Apni GirlFriend Ke Liye Jarurat Ho To Call Kare- 7509... . Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna Ke Mujhe Miss Call Na Karna.....

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1 Famous Chinese Poet Said, "Shinguya chi Chongo itima shin Una pin pingo ching" Heart Touching na.! Mere to Ansu Aa gaye.!

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ALLAH ka zikar apny hath ki ungliyon pe kiya kro Q k jb aap qbr k anderon me raho gy to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krain gi

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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

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Khush to bahot hoge tum, Khush to bahot hoge tum, Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya, Magar aab kya karoge...? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...? Ha ha ha ha

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Doctor: kya taklif hai? Patient: sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai Doctor: aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona.

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Pehle mere khat k us ne Ikk anjane khof se dar kar Tokare tokare kar dale Abb………… Aik haseen ehsas k tabagh Jis ka koi naam nahin hai Pichale kitne hi ghanton se Darwaze ki aot me chop kar Tokare joor rahi hai ‘’PAGAL’’………..

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Young generation ko zayada tension kb hoti h? . . . . Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile Mummy k pas ho...

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Humne unke samne aana chhod diya, Apni chahat ko jatana chhod diya, Kyonki Jinki hansi par marte the hum, Unhone hume dekh kar muskurana chhod diya…

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Though u r away this Diwali......... You r always with me in my Thoughts. Thinking of u and looking forward to seeing you soon. Wishing you a Happy Diwali filled with success , Happiness and Many moment to cherish. *JuSt FrOm SkR*

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1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha Ladki ne kaha mera naam Note mein likha hai. Usme likha tha: 07

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Kya "Andaz" Hai, . Kya "Jalva" Hai, . Kya "Style" Hai, . our . Kya "Smile" Hai, . Message To Karte "Nahi" aur Kehte Ho. "Mere paas bhi mobile hai"...

8 years ago

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Kabse Call kar rha hu Lag hi nhi rha agr waha Light aa gayi hai toh Jaldise Star News ya AajTak lagao Katrina Mar Gyi Mujh pe.

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Think big... Think more... Think positive... Think beautiful... Think great...I kno thats too much 4u. So, heres a short-cut. Just think about me...!

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Ghor Kalyug- Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai. Girl:Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya? Boy: nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela rehta hu Girl:To Ghar le chal na pagal, YahaTime pass kyu kr raha hai .

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