Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.
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Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti h.
Kish ko satane ki bhi had hoti h.
Sms bhejne ki koshish kro janab
Muft ke sms padhne ki bhi had hoti h.
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Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha,
Hr minar ko dekha,
Hr kaalin ko dekha,H
r khidki ko dekha
Or bola.
Maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut hai.
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BANKS
HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor
HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand
BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris
IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar
GREAT INDIA
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He Dude what happaned no call,no miss call,no sms,no email
Why you no talking about me?
Ohh!!!!!
Reacharg you problem you don,t worry i sending you reacharg
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Please scrach here with bleade
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Its real..
Agar aap kahi ja rahe hai...
Aur
"kala kutta"
Aap ke aage se guzar jaye to samjh jana.
.
ki
.
kala kutta bhi kahi jaa rha hai...
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" Funny truth "
Colleges And School Ko Log
"Swarg" Bolte He.
Hmmm.
Tabhi Toh Bujurg Log Kehete
Hai Ke
Jodiya Swarg Me Banti Hai.
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Ur my pumpkin pumpkin
.
hello hunny bunny :p
.
Im ur dumplin dumplin
.
hello hunny bunny :p
.
feeling something something :p
.
hello hunny bunny, .
hunny bunny :p
Hunny bunny..
.
tuku tukuuuuu…
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Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
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Doctor: kya taklif hai?
Patient: sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor: aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona.
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Hasi k raste pe chala karo,
khushiyo ki mehak liya karo,
pyaar se dilo ko chua karo,
jab apka dil udhas ho,
to is sweet si aafat ko yaad kiya karo...
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Aye khuda barish karwa de.
Ek katora pani bharwa de.
Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uskimobile ko is
katora main duba de.
Na rahega phone
Na bajega tone.
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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay.
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Good is not creat by god,
not designed by ur parents,
not prepared you good day is created only by Britannia biscuit company .keep smile
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Dil he sachha aur dimaag hai Kacha
Wah wah wah.
Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha
Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha
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, New Whatsapp Status
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah....
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