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  • Think big... Think more... Think positive... Think beautiful... Think great...I kno thats too much 4u. So, heres a short-cut. Just think about me...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • poonam ki raat me chand badal jaata hai, waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, sochte hain k aapko tang na kare, magar sochte-2 plan badal jaata hai.*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah. Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah. Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah. Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah....
    • 10 years ago



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  • JAB AAP MEHANTI ho.. Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalen...? Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta H,," Take Full Rest ;- Thanks for stay with me.
    • 10 years ago



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  • What is full form of girl- g= gali dene me sabse aage i= innocent sirf sakal se r= rone dhone ki automatic machine l= larne
    • 10 years ago



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  • BANKS HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar GREAT INDIA
    • 10 years ago



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  • अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो...... समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है.!.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Must Remember Before Getting Married:- Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven.. But, Maintainance Charges Are Paid On Earth..!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • =He!ght of Respons!b!L!ty= A Man Goes inTo L!brary & Asks 4 A Book On Su!c!de* . . L!brar!an Looks H!m & Says: "Wapas Dene Kon Aayega..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO", Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE" WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay .. –––… . 1) 2) 3) –– Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo .. Main Abhi Tak Single Hun!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar me mar bhi jau to mera gum mat karna Ansu B mat bahana mere liye. Sidhe upar aa jana. Fir kya??? Pipal ke ped par baitkar logo ko daraynge!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Saccha dost wo hota hai, Jo exam me aapke paas wali, Window ke samne aake bole???? . Abey kitna likhega?? jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khte H Phulo ki Zuban Nhi Hoti Lfzo Me Khushi Byaan Nhi Hoti Mila H Msg Hmara To Qadar Kijiye HAMARI FURSAT Hr Kisi Pr Mhrban Nhi Hoti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • What is Swarg? American Salary German car Chinese Food & Indian Wife What is Nark? American Wife German Food Chinese Car & Indian Salary.
    • 10 years ago



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  • AGAR MOBILE EK BANDUK HAI TO SMS USKI GOLI HAI JAB YE CHALTI HAI TO "BAHADUR" LOG JAWABI HAMLA KARTE HAI JABKI "KAYAR" LOG DEKHTE HAI AUR ZULM SAHTE HAI
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hasi k raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mehak liya karo, pyaar se dilo ko chua karo, jab apka dil udhas ho, to is sweet si aafat ko yaad kiya karo...
    • 10 years ago



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