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JAB AAP MEHANTI ho.. Kaam ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Taalen...? Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta H,," Take Full Rest ;- Thanks for stay with me.

10 years ago

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Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.

10 years ago

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kahte hai pyaar me nind ud jati hai... are koi humse bhi pyaar kar lo "kambakht" hume nind bahut aati hai

10 years ago

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Larkiyon Ko Patanay K 3 Tareeqay .. –––… . 1) 2) 3) –– Jaldi Likh Kar Bhejo .. Main Abhi Tak Single Hun!!

10 years ago

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SHER chupkar SHIKAR nahi karte BUZDIL kabhi Khul Kar VAAR Nhi Krte Or HUM Wo BADSHAH He Jo MSG bhjneK Liye Ap k sms Ka INTEZAR Nhi Krte

10 years ago

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Wife:Aap aksar aisa Q kehte ho, Mera ghar,Mera car Hamara Q Nahi kehte, Ab almari Me kya dhund raheho? Pati:Hamara Underwear

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Bahut dard hota h jb teacher bolta h ki tmhara or tmhare aage wale ka answer ek h.. . . . . Tab dil se aawaz aati h.. . . . To saale sawal b to ek hi tha!

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Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

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Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai. Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya pasand aati hai :P

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Students song Hm hoge all pass Hm hoge all pass 1din . Ho! ho! SOTE h bindass Likhte h bakwas Karte h timepas Fir B h vishwas Marks milenge jhaKkas 1 din!

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BOY-Mujhse shadi karogi.? GIRL-Kyaa.? BOY-Achchi film hai na.. GIRL-Kutte k bachche.. BOY-What..? GIRL-Kitne cute hote he na.

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1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha Ladki ne kaha mera naam Note mein likha hai. Usme likha tha: 07

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Must Remember Before Getting Married:- Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven.. But, Maintainance Charges Are Paid On Earth..!"

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Sir- 2 Me Se 2 Gye Kitne Rahe Monu- Kuch Samjha Nahi Masterji Sir- Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai, Tumne Khali, Tumare Pas Kya Bacha Monu- Sabji

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Que: hathi ek talab me gir gaya, to wah kaise bahar nikalega? Ans: gila hokar nikalega.

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kabi na chuka sako wo lon h hum, hamesha bajti rahe wo tone h hum, ab to pahachan gaye na kon h hum? are sms ki duniya ke "DON" h hum.

10 years ago

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What is full form of girl- g= gali dene me sabse aage i= innocent sirf sakal se r= rone dhone ki automatic machine l= larne

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Sonu Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha 1 Din Orange Colour Ki Saari Pehen K Pucha- Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu Sonu- Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.

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Bechaini ya samet ke sare zaha ki, Jab kuch n ban saka to mera dil bana diya.

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Khte H Phulo ki Zuban Nhi Hoti Lfzo Me Khushi Byaan Nhi Hoti Mila H Msg Hmara To Qadar Kijiye HAMARI FURSAT Hr Kisi Pr Mhrban Nhi Hoti.

10 years ago

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