Husband:Tera viah ton pehlan koi boyfriend c?
Wife khamosh rehndi hai.
Husband:Main is khamoshi da ki matlab samjan?.
Wife:"Moya sabar rakh gin tan len de".
Teri Ulfat Nu Kade Nakaam Nahi Hon Devange,
Teri Chahat Nu Kade Badnaam Nahi Hon Devange,
Meri Jindgi ch Kade Sooraj Nikde Na-Nikde,
Par Teri Jindgi ch Kade Shaam Nahi Hon Devange.
Santa kaafi time baad pind geya, Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea: Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa.
Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa...
Bol tainnu aj kee gift devaan ? Dosti chahidee ya, jaan vaar devaan ? Nokia 6600, ya kaar devaan ? Bus inne naal hee sur jaau ya 2-4 gappan hor maar devaan?
Eh Jind Ni Ini Sasti Sajna
Har Koi Ni Isda Haqdar Hunda
Koi Ved Hakeem Na Ilaaj Karda
Jo V Ishq Bimar Hunda
Jo Rooh De Vich Vass Gaya
Oh Ni Dil De Vicho Visar Hunda
Hor Ta Sanu Pata Ni Yaara
Par Shartan La Ke Ni Kadi Pyar Hunda
Tenu apna banaiye asi ene joge kithe, haal dil da sunaiye asi ene joge kithe, tenu yaad karna hi bas zindgi hai saadi, yaad asi tenu aaiye asi ene joge kithe...
Ek Pal Da Pharosa Na Zindgi Da....
Bas Ajj Samajh K Gujaar Mitra....
Hass Khed Lai Yaaran De Naal Thodha....
Ki Pata Kal Rahe Na Rahe Tera Eh Yaar Mitra......!!
Ki likhan main us baare
koi lafz hi mere kol nahin....
lakh shohrat b koi ni...!!!
Uss nal yaari kade na layo, jisnu apne-aap te garur hove.. Maa-Baap nu bura na aakheyo, phavein lakh unha da kasur hove..
Bure raste na paeo, chahe kini v manjil dur hove..
Yaaro raah jande nu kadi dil na deyo, phave lakh mukhre te noor hove..
Mohabbat sirf othe kareyo, jithe pyaar nibhaon da dastoor hove..!
kujh hanju de gaye ne kujh honke de gaye ne..sajjan saade saanu eh ki tohfe de gaye ne...chal chadd dila na kar pachtaawa..jo kujh v de gaye ne tere aapne de gaye ne...