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G- GOLI DENE ME SABSE AAGE
I- INNOCENT SIRF SHAKL SE
R- RONE DHONE KI AUTOMATIC MCHN
L- LADAI ME SABKI MAA
JAGO MUNDEYO JAGO..
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...ਖੁਦਾ ਅੱਗੇ ਇਹ ਦੁਆ ਕਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ,
ਕੁੱਝ ਸਾਹ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਂ ਕਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ,
...ਨੇ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਬਥੇਰੀਆਂ ਕਰਨ ਨੂੰ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ,
ਪਰ ਤੇਰੇ ਰੁਸ ਜਾਣ ਤੋਂ ਡਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ!
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American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country
japanese says, Fish play ball in my country
Pakistani’s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi,
Sada te bander v sms perh lainda hai
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Molvi ne raat ko aik haseen larki ko dekh kar pocha:
sunain G…
Aap kon hein?
Girl=gussay say ! CHURAIL,
Molvi=Tay fair chimbardi q nai..?
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Sajjna ve rabb mania hai tenu, tu saatho azmaya ni jaana, tainu gwa k sohneya saatho kujh paya ni jaana, j tu bewafa ho gya saatho eh ilzaam laya v ni jaana..
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Punjabi teacher to student: "Table par ink kisne girayi hai?" Isko punjabi me convert karo. Student- bhenchodo Ethe kinne apni maa chudai hai.
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Eh haal a jind nimani da
jive varka kise kahani da
mull ishq de vich hi painda
naina de khaare pani da
asin dil te chehra chhaap liya..
ik jaan to pyare haani da duniya labhdi rabb firdi hai hai
asin yaar ch rabb pachhani da.
loki baaga vich pull labhde ne sada yaar phull sikhr di tahni.
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ik kudi ne slim jahe munde nu msg kita-chehra tera khaas nhi,
haddiyan ch tere maas nhi,
pyaar tenu swaah karan,,
teri tan jeun di v aas nhi..
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Frogs Chatting…
Frog 1 -Tur
Frog 2 -TurTur
Frog 1 -TurTurTur
Frog 2-TurTurTurTur
Frog 1-Tur Tur Tur
Frog 2-KUR KUR KUR
Frog1 – Kann Te Marni Main Chaped, Topic Change Na Kar… Tur Tur Tur..
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Santa : yaar tu car d speed kyu vadhaa ti ? Banta : oye break fail ho gi hai, accident hon to pehla pehla ghar pahuch jayie....!
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kinna sona tenu rab ne banaya...
ho..oo.oo.o
kinna sona..
oye kinna sona tenu rab ne banaya..
te asi 4 din pahla april fool manaya...
ho..oo.oo.o
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yaar saada sade kolon chadeya ni c jana
dil vichon pyar kadeya ni c jana
ik chit kare sanu mout aa jave
par kalla yaar duniya wich chadeya ni see jana
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Mere dil wich Thikana auda,
Do kadam vi ohna ton aya na gaya,
Main Puchhya kayon toreya tu wada,
Taa Hass ke keha bas Nibhaya na gaya
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Santa- Bebe m chandigadh ch computer chalana sikh lavan. Bebe- Putter sikh tan le per chandigadh ch bheed bahut hundi h kite bhida na dein..
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Santa g ka ghora race main sbse peechay tha,
kisi ne poocha:
Santa apka ghora konsa hai?
Santa:O dekh jinnay sareyan nu
agay laya hoya ae.
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kai vaar tan chehre utre hath dhar ke ni,
roj har har ke ni,
sona pya hai tere pyar vich ,
kadi tan mann nu vi rona pya hai tere pyar vich..
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Zindagi vich fer kade mile je aapa, kite… vekh ke na nazra jhuka lavi, “TENU VEKHYA LAGDA YAAR KITE” bas ina keh ke jaffi pa lavi.
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Ya RABBA!tu jag nu pyar da vairy kyun bna ditta
RAB hasaya te boleya
"tussi keda mere naal changi kiti e
tussi ta YAAR nu hi RAB bna ditta."
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Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu umar vdhaani pe gayiÂ
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