Funny Story SMS

1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai? Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai. Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h? Ldki slow ho gai Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya. Ldki: or chala le bullet. Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain. Huhuhahaha

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Mere har Ghari k Humsfar ...Meri Ulfaton ka jawab de ....Mere Pyar ka Mere Ishq ka ..Sabhi Chahton ka Hisab de.... Maine Zindgi ki har Ghari Teri Justju me guzar di... Mujhe ab Tu Apna Shumar kar.... Mujhe Bewaja na Azab de.... Mei Bikhar rha hun Tutkar ..Teri Ulfaton ki Talash mei.. Mere Ansuon ko Samet le ...Meri Ankhon ko koi Khwab de.

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Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke darbar me dance kar rahi thi (Raja bhot badsurat tha) Ladki ne Raja se 1 sawal pucha, Jab Khuda Husn taqsim kar raha tha, Tab Aap kaha the Raja ne gussa na kiya balki Muskurate hue Kaha,Jab TUM Husn ki line me khadi husn le rhi thi, To m Kismat ki Line me khada Kismat le rha tha or Aaj tuj jesi Husn waliya meri gulam h Issi liye shayer kehta hai,"Husn na maang Naseeb maang Ae Dost, Husn waale toh aksar Naseeb walo ke gulam hua karte hai!'

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Ek Rexona Nam Ki Ladki Thi,

Jo Diana Aur Cinthol Ki Beti Thi,

Wo Margo Pr Yu Mrti Thi,

Aur Use Apna Lifebuoy Bnana Chahti Thi,

Unka Pyar Pears Jaisa Soft Tha

& Soon Dey Get Married In Fair & Lovely Garden,

In D Party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel Etc

vr Invited

After A Few Years They Had Twins Johnson & Johnson

Ye 1 Trika Tha Apko Btane Ka Ki Bazar Me Sabuno Ki Kmi Nhi Hai

Varieties Uplabdh Hai

So Saal Me 1 Din Nahane Ki Adt Chor De

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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!

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Heart touching must read:) Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D

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Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ?? . Baap :- Nahi kyo Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...?? Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain.. jo samajh gaya wo LiKE thok Do..:-

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Love Story Of A School Boy: "I Never Did My Homework, 2 Get Punishment Of Standing In Front Of My Angel"s Bench, 2 See Her The Whole Period"

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5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam Hogaya Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.

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Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch professors & principle ek saath aeroplane me baithe the , . tabhi ek announcement hoti hai, ye plane aapke hi collage ke students ne banaya hai . . sabhi professor plane se bhaag jate he mgr... Principle nhi bhaagta? sabhi log bolte he aapko darr nhi lagata? . . principle-muze mere students par pura bharosa hai Plane start hi nhi hoga :

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kabhi ajao tum pal bhar ko . . Ek Thi Rani . . Donon Mar Gaye Khatam Kahani. - - - - - Neechay Kya Lash Dhoond Rahay Ho?? Bola Na Kahani Khat

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Manzile B Us ki Thi OR Rasta B Usi Ka Tha Ek Main Akela Tha Kafila B Usi Ka Tha. Sath-Sath Chalne ki Kasam B Us ki Thi Phir Rasta Badalne ka Feslah B Usi Ka Tha Aaj Kiun Akela Hon Dil Sawal Karta Hai Log To Us Ke The Kiya Kantawali B Usi Ki Thi ? TO KANTAWALI BOLI-- Use Yaar Banane Ki Galti B Teri Thi.. Us Par Yakin Karne Ka Khyal B Tera Tha... Use Kyu Gum Hoga Tere Jane Ka...? Kyuki Sachha Pyar Uska Nahi,,,, Sachha Pyar To Sirf Tera Tha....!

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Read This Funny Story : . . Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uski taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans ruk gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. . Is baar sher soch mein pad gayaa, Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kar bhago!" Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achhahai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon isse sher se dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega ! . Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate huedekh liya ! . Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher ne zor se kaha, "chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon", aur Bandar ko apni peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. ! ! Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG..?? . . . . Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uski taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, . . . . . . . . "Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1 ghanta ho gaya, saala ek sher fasaa kar nahi la saka..!!" :)

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Hey Prabhu!! Un Tamam Stdnts ko exam Main Kamyab karna... Jinhe Saal Bhar Padhne Ka Tym Na Mila.. Un masum hatho ko himatt dena. Jinho ne unlimtd sms Pakages ko kabhi waste nahi hone diya. Hey Ishwar. Un aankho ko paper me roshni dena, Jo din rat facebook pe baith k Kamjor hogayi hain.... Un Garib bache aur bachiyon ki madad karna.. Jo night hours me baat karte rahe Aur padh nahi sake...:p

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Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha.. Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol Sakta Tha. To Wo 3 Saal Tak Kuch Nahi Bolaa "OR" Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Karta Raha keval Ek Rajkumari Ko I Love You Bolne Ke Lie...! . . Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To Rajkumari Ne Kaha... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mai Sun Nahi Paayi. Plz Repeat Kro....!♣

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MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha. Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyu ki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nurson me kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!:)

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1st girl: Aaj ke ladko ka koi eitbar nahi.. maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi dekhungi. 2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumneuse kisi aur ladki ke sath dekhlia? . . . . 1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisiaur ladke ke sath dekh lia hai. Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke woh out of city jaraha hai. Jhutha, Dhokebaaz, Farebi.......:)

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Ek ladki thi deewani si . . . facebook pe hi milti thi . . . Nazrain jhuka ke . . . Sharma ke . . . facebook mein jaane kya dekha karti thi! . . . Kuchh kehana tha shaayad usko . . . Par jaane kis se darti thi . . . Jab bhi online me milti thi mujhse . . . Yehi poochha karti thi . . . . . Yeh online kyun hota hai, Yeh online kyun hota hai . . . . . . aur main sirf yehi kahta tha Jab hum kisi ko dil se yaad karte hai aur woh humse dur hota hai, tab hum online ho kar uske dil ke karib aa sakte hai

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Teacher:3 Idiots Dekhnay ke Bad Ap ko kya Lesson Mila?Pappu:Miss Yehi ki Engineering Padh ke v Medical ki Ladki Fasai Ja Sakti Hai. Miss:Shut Up,Get Out. Bablu:Miss Mein Bataon? Miss:Batao Bablu:Miss College ke 1st Day Underwear Zaror Pehna Chahiye Miss:Get Out. Shamu:Miss Mein Bataon? Samu:Miss Doctor ke Elawa Engineer Bhi Delivery karva Sakta Hai Miss:Get Out. PAVAN:Miss Mein Bataon Miss:gud,bolo PAVAN:FRENCH KISS MEIN NAK BICH MEIN NHIAATI. & I can show demo. Miss:Class is OVER

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3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain 1.Waalden 2.Husn. 3.Jawani 3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao 1.Qadam 2.Qasam 3.Qalam 3 chizain soch ker karo 1.Mohabbat 2.Bat 3.Faisla 3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien 1.Maut 2.Waqt 3.Umar 3 chizein choti na samjho 1.Qarz 2.Farz 3.Marz Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.

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