Funny Story SMS

Funny romantic a love story Once a time ago, a tree love another a tree.... Their realation from today before2 years ago.... So one day 1 tree said, U marry me ? @@@ unbelieveable @@@

8 years ago

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Fees maafi ke liye Application: To The Principal High school Sir, Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi, 500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya… Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla, ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia… Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash.. Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi… Aapka pyara Vidyarthi..

8 years ago

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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :

8 years ago

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Ek Rexona Nam Ki Ladki Thi,

Jo Diana Aur Cinthol Ki Beti Thi,

Wo Margo Pr Yu Mrti Thi,

Aur Use Apna Lifebuoy Bnana Chahti Thi,

Unka Pyar Pears Jaisa Soft Tha

& Soon Dey Get Married In Fair & Lovely Garden,

In D Party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel Etc

vr Invited

After A Few Years They Had Twins Johnson & Johnson

Ye 1 Trika Tha Apko Btane Ka Ki Bazar Me Sabuno Ki Kmi Nhi Hai

Varieties Uplabdh Hai

So Saal Me 1 Din Nahane Ki Adt Chor De

8 years ago

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Ek time meri Girlfriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu, Mai muskuraya aur, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur, Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur h. Ab mai kya batau...?? . . Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha.

8 years ago

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Nanha Munna Bachha Hu Main. Sabke Man Ko Main Harsaau. Pyar Se Mujhko Jo Bhi Dekhe. Pass Main Uske Aana Chahu. Ada Hai Meri Ye Nakhrali. Baah O Ko. Sabki Tarsaau :D Muskan Meri. Aisi Albeli. Dil Me Sabke Pyar Jagau. Le Lo Mujhko Godi Me Tum. Mithi Pappi :* Main De Jaau :* Susu Pe Control Nahi Hai. Jab Tab Diaper Gila Kar Jaau..hehehe :P Bhuk Lage Hai Jab Bhi Mujhko.mumma Mumma Main Chillau>

8 years ago

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Doctor Pagal se: Tum Pagal Q huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha Is liye wo meri Nathn hui. Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur Dr: Abey chup kar saale Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?

8 years ago

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Ek ladki thi deewani si . . . facebook pe hi milti thi . . . Nazrain jhuka ke . . . Sharma ke . . . facebook mein jaane kya dekha karti thi! . . . Kuchh kehana tha shaayad usko . . . Par jaane kis se darti thi . . . Jab bhi online me milti thi mujhse . . . Yehi poochha karti thi . . . . . Yeh online kyun hota hai, Yeh online kyun hota hai . . . . . . aur main sirf yehi kahta tha Jab hum kisi ko dil se yaad karte hai aur woh humse dur hota hai, tab hum online ho kar uske dil ke karib aa sakte hai

8 years ago

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Manzile B Us ki Thi OR Rasta B Usi Ka Tha Ek Main Akela Tha Kafila B Usi Ka Tha. Sath-Sath Chalne ki Kasam B Us ki Thi Phir Rasta Badalne ka Feslah B Usi Ka Tha Aaj Kiun Akela Hon Dil Sawal Karta Hai Log To Us Ke The Kiya Kantawali B Usi Ki Thi ? TO KANTAWALI BOLI-- Use Yaar Banane Ki Galti B Teri Thi.. Us Par Yakin Karne Ka Khyal B Tera Tha... Use Kyu Gum Hoga Tere Jane Ka...? Kyuki Sachha Pyar Uska Nahi,,,, Sachha Pyar To Sirf Tera Tha....!

8 years ago

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BECHARA LADKA: LADKI PR HATH UTHAYE TO JALIM, Ladki s pit jay to namard, Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh lade to jelous, Chup rhe to fattu, Ghar s bahar qhe to aawara, Ghar m rhe to nkara, Bache ko dante to bujdil, Na dante to laparwah, Biwi ko nokri s roke to shaki mijaj, Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala, Akhir bechara ladka kare to kya kare. Na aana is des mere munna Kindly forwd 2 all boys n girls, Bcoz MARD KO B DARD HOTA H

8 years ago

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Car Mai Pappu Ki Family Jaa Rahi Thi. Police Ne Car Ko Roka: Ye Suraksha Week Hai.. Aap Seat Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho, . Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai. . Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge.. ?? . .. Pappu:- Mai Iss Se Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga.. . Tabhi Uski Maa Boli: Iss Ki Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo.. . Daaru Pee Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai.. . Uske Papa Neend Se Jaage Aur Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole: Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car Me Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Paenge.. . Tabhi Car Ki Dikki Se Awaaj Aayi: Hamne Bordar Cross Kar Liya Kya ??

8 years ago

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Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti, lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti, Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi, Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi, Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya, Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha.. Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga.. . . . . . . Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..? Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN

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Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U" ka messge kia.... Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli Tum itny moty ho or me itni Smart Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua.... Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai.. k k k Aj aap dekh saktay hen k Aalu-Ghobi, Aalu- Bengan, Aalu-Palak, Aalu-Matar, Aalu-Gajer, Aalu-Methi, or Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH

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1 ladki apne lvr se gift me ring lena chahti thi. Magr ladke ne us ko"bhalu"gift diya jis par ladki ko buhot gusa aya, or us ne woh"bhalu" road pe phenk diya ladka woh"bhalu"uthane k liye road ki tarf bhaga mgr us ka car se acident ho gya or woh wahin mar gya... Ladki dekh kr chillayi or usne woh"bhalu"utha k apne seeny se laga kr zor se rone lagi. Tabhi"bhalu"mai se awaz aai i love u ring inmy pocket will u marry me? Trustin your love. dnt makd any demand in love&always respect ur love.

8 years ago

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5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam Hogaya Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.

8 years ago

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Zindgi k 5 sach.... Sach no 1: " maa k siwa koi wafadar nhi.. Sach no. 2: " gareeb ka koi dost nahi. sach no. 3: " log acchi seerat ko nahi achi surat ko tarjeeh dete hai. Sach no 4: " izzat sirf paise ki hai insaan ki nahi. Sach no 5: " insaan jis shakhs ko dil se Chahta ho wohi shakhs dukh dard deta hai Agree...???

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एक पिजंरे मेँ कुछ तोते एक तोती को छेँड रहेँ थेँ........! ♥ जबकि दुसरे पिजंरेँ मेँ एक तोता पुजा और दुसरा तोता नमाज पढ रहा था.............! ♥ मालिक ने सोचा"- कितने नेक तोते है इनके पिजंरे मेँ तोती आराम से रहेगी, ♥ उसने तोती को नेक तोतो के पिजंरे मे डाल दिया, जब तोती उस पिजंरे मे गयी, ♥ तो पुजा करने वाला तोता नमाज पढने वाले तोते से बोला"- ♥ उठो खानसाहब दुआँ कबुल हो गयी, अपनी आईटम आ गयी......$!!

8 years ago

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Heart touching must read:) Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D

8 years ago

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Love Story Of A School Boy: "I Never Did My Homework, 2 Get Punishment Of Standing In Front Of My Angel"s Bench, 2 See Her The Whole Period"

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Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi Kya Haal Hai Yar Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kr Rhe Ho Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu Than Awaz Ayi Yar Mai Baad Me Call Krta Hu Pta Nai Kaun Kamina Dusre Toilet Se Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Rha Hai...

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