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  • Lettr to principal.Salaam saale!, yeh bata kaun haram khor papr set karta h.. Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h. Upar se kutte paper checkng to aise karta h jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho.. Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yahan toh haram khor sab topper hi janme h. tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga. tu khud is papr mein 10 bar fail hoga. tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe... Urs faithfully,(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hey Prabhu!! Un Tamam Stdnts ko exam Main Kamyab karna... Jinhe Saal Bhar Padhne Ka Tym Na Mila.. Un masum hatho ko himatt dena. Jinho ne unlimtd sms Pakages ko kabhi waste nahi hone diya. Hey Ishwar. Un aankho ko paper me roshni dena, Jo din rat facebook pe baith k Kamjor hogayi hain.... Un Garib bache aur bachiyon ki madad karna.. Jo night hours me baat karte rahe Aur padh nahi sake...:p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mere har Ghari k Humsfar ...Meri Ulfaton ka jawab de ....Mere Pyar ka Mere Ishq ka ..Sabhi Chahton ka Hisab de.... Maine Zindgi ki har Ghari Teri Justju me guzar di... Mujhe ab Tu Apna Shumar kar.... Mujhe Bewaja na Azab de.... Mei Bikhar rha hun Tutkar ..Teri Ulfaton ki Talash mei.. Mere Ansuon ko Samet le ...Meri Ankhon ko koi Khwab de.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 ladki apne lvr se gift me ring lena chahti thi. Magr ladke ne us ko"bhalu"gift diya jis par ladki ko buhot gusa aya, or us ne woh"bhalu" road pe phenk diya ladka woh"bhalu"uthane k liye road ki tarf bhaga mgr us ka car se acident ho gya or woh wahin mar gya... Ladki dekh kr chillayi or usne woh"bhalu"utha k apne seeny se laga kr zor se rone lagi. Tabhi"bhalu"mai se awaz aai i love u ring inmy pocket will u marry me? Trustin your love. dnt makd any demand in love&always respect ur love.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam Hogaya Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Bachche Ne Shankar Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi, Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To Usne Mandir Se Ganesh Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Titanic Kaise Dooba Tha Pata Hai??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Guluk Guluk Guluk Dubuk Dubuk Bulubulubulu Poochuk . . Haso Mat Its A Sad Story..!.!! :/
    • 9 years ago



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  • MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha. Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyu ki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nurson me kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!:)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,.Customer Care Wali Aunty KehtiSajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,.Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, IljamEk Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,.Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya ToPata Chala,KeHum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi TimePe No. Milaate Rahe.!acha laga to like.~navi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Subah Subah Usne Subah Subah usne bade hi pyar se mere Ghar ke Darwaje ki Ghanti bajai, Maine ek dum se li Angrai aur, Jab darwaja khola toa vo Bade hi pyar se muskurai , Saath hi saath vo thora sa sarmai, Aur thora ghabrai, Maine toa socha ke aaj toa Aapni, Nikal pari mere Bhai, Agale hi Pal vo mere paas aai , Aur mere kaan main bade hi jor se chillai, Main hi hu ji aapki nai naveli kaam wali bai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Doctor Pagal Se: Tum Pagal Q Huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui. Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi Kya Haal Hai Yar Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kr Rhe Ho Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu Than Awaz Ayi Yar Mai Baad Me Call Krta Hu Pta Nai Kaun Kamina Dusre Toilet Se Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Rha Hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Duriya Asani Se Mitati H SharaB Majburiyo K Nase Me Nasati H SharaB Aansuyo K Mila De Tu Apne Hr Ek Jam M Fir Dekh Kese Yado Ko Or Krib Lati H SharaB Thak Suke H Jo Is Duniya K Sitmo S Unhe Do Pal K Raht Dilati H SharaB Pankh LgaKr Aasman M Ud Jate H Jo Panchi Do Ghoot M Unhe Baho M La Skti H Sharab Jis Ka Hath Sari Duniya Chhod Deti H Unke Hatho M Aksar Payi Jati H Sharab Kabhi B Apne Gamo Ko Bhulana Ho To Kh Dena Kitne B Bade Gum M Kisiko B Hasati H Sharab
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Poet Gharibi Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gya. Daketi Karne Ek Bank Gya Or Kaha Arz Hai.. Handsup. Taqdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega. Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hilega. Fir Cashier Se Kaha. Kuch Khwab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do. Jo Kuch B Tumhare Pas Hai Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Daal Do. Bhot Koshish Karta Hu Teri Yad Bhulane Ki. Koi Koshish Na Kare Police Ko Bulane Ki. Bhula De Mujhko Kya Jata He Tera. Me Goli Mar Dunga Jo Pichha Kare Koi Mera.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek Hotel Me Jate Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan Karte The. Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas Hua Aur Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip Dekar Maafi Mangi- "Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe Kabhi Preshan Nhi Krenge." Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me Thooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Tha Raja . . . Ek Thi Rani . . . Donon Mar Gaye Khatam Kahani. - - - - - _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Neechay Kya Lash Dhoond Rahay Ho?? Bola Na Kahani Khatam. By - OR Dhandhal♥
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1st girl: Aaj ke ladko ka koi eitbar nahi.. maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi dekhungi. 2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumneuse kisi aur ladki ke sath dekhlia? . . . . 1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisiaur ladke ke sath dekh lia hai. Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke woh out of city jaraha hai. Jhutha, Dhokebaaz, Farebi.......:)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher:3 Idiots Dekhnay ke Bad Ap ko kya Lesson Mila?Pappu:Miss Yehi ki Engineering Padh ke v Medical ki Ladki Fasai Ja Sakti Hai. Miss:Shut Up,Get Out. Bablu:Miss Mein Bataon? Miss:Batao Bablu:Miss College ke 1st Day Underwear Zaror Pehna Chahiye Miss:Get Out. Shamu:Miss Mein Bataon? Samu:Miss Doctor ke Elawa Engineer Bhi Delivery karva Sakta Hai Miss:Get Out. PAVAN:Miss Mein Bataon Miss:gud,bolo PAVAN:FRENCH KISS MEIN NAK BICH MEIN NHIAATI. & I can show demo. Miss:Class is OVER
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch professors & principle ek saath aeroplane me baithe the , . tabhi ek announcement hoti hai, ye plane aapke hi collage ke students ne banaya hai . . sabhi professor plane se bhaag jate he mgr... Principle nhi bhaagta? sabhi log bolte he aapko darr nhi lagata? . . principle-muze mere students par pura bharosa hai Plane start hi nhi hoga :
    • 9 years ago



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  • CUTE story.. KG boy - tu mujhse shadi kalegi?? KG girl- nhi.. KG boy - kalle na.. KG girl - me ni talungi.. KG boy - kalle na plssss.. KG girl - mujhe ni kalni.. KG boy - tal na tujhe eclairs khilaunga.. KG girl - Yehi to problem h tisi aul se dairymilk ki bat ho dayi hai.. #moral- girls bachpan se smart hoti hai...
    • 9 years ago



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