Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apne Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga
Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki
He Bhagwan
Ye dost wo h jinhone meri hr khushi hr gam me sath diya
Mere bachpan se lekr aaj tk mere
sath rhe
Kabhi roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe
Ek glass pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya
Meri ek awaz pr dode chle aaye
or aap kehte ho ki me 1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod du
KHAIR, Koi baat nahi
Lekin FERRARI Red color ki hi dena
Ek Bachche Ne Shankar
Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi,
Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To
Usne Mandir Se Ganesh
Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter
Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha
Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.
5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher
Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The
Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha
Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi
Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge
Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow
Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali
Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam
Hogaya
Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya
Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY
tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his
girlfriend. He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain
jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye
aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :
अगर सभी भारतीय 90 दिन तक
कोई भी विदेशी सामान
नहीं ख़रीदे...
तो भारत दुनिया का दूसरा सबसे
अमीर देश बन सकता है..
सिर्फ 90 दिन में ही भारत के
2 रुपये 1 डॉलर के बराबर हो जायेंगे..
हम सबको मिल कर
ये कोशिश आजमानी चाहिए
क्युकी ये देश है हमारा..!!!!
kya sirf sarkar hi kosis late rupya bachane ki
1 Indian hone k Nate hamara koi farz nahi