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  • Doctor Pagal se: Tum Pagal Q huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha Is liye wo meri Nathn hui. Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur Dr: Abey chup kar saale Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mere har Ghari k Humsfar ...Meri Ulfaton ka jawab de ....Mere Pyar ka Mere Ishq ka ..Sabhi Chahton ka Hisab de.... Maine Zindgi ki har Ghari Teri Justju me guzar di... Mujhe ab Tu Apna Shumar kar.... Mujhe Bewaja na Azab de.... Mei Bikhar rha hun Tutkar ..Teri Ulfaton ki Talash mei.. Mere Ansuon ko Samet le ...Meri Ankhon ko koi Khwab de.
    • 9 years ago



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  • DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya banega? JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette, Beer,Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh do. Unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega. DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya. Table dekhi. Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi, Cigarette pi, Beer chhupa li, Aur Books hath mein leke ghar se chala gaya. DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuchh leliya! JYOTISHI: Sir Mubarak Ho!! Aapka beta ENGINEER banega! :)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Phoolwala:"Sahab apni gf ke liye phool le lo.. . Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai.. . Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le lo.. . Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai.. . Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo.. . Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai.. . . . . . . Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush kismat insaan meri taraf se yephool free me le le.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch professors & principle ek saath aeroplane me baithe the , . tabhi ek announcement hoti hai, ye plane aapke hi collage ke students ne banaya hai . . sabhi professor plane se bhaag jate he mgr... Principle nhi bhaagta? sabhi log bolte he aapko darr nhi lagata? . . principle-muze mere students par pura bharosa hai Plane start hi nhi hoga :
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladki thi deewani si . . . facebook pe hi milti thi . . . Nazrain jhuka ke . . . Sharma ke . . . facebook mein jaane kya dekha karti thi! . . . Kuchh kehana tha shaayad usko . . . Par jaane kis se darti thi . . . Jab bhi online me milti thi mujhse . . . Yehi poochha karti thi . . . . . Yeh online kyun hota hai, Yeh online kyun hota hai . . . . . . aur main sirf yehi kahta tha Jab hum kisi ko dil se yaad karte hai aur woh humse dur hota hai, tab hum online ho kar uske dil ke karib aa sakte hai
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS