Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY
tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his
girlfriend. He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain
jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye
aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :
Subah Subah Usne
Subah Subah usne bade hi pyar se
mere Ghar ke Darwaje ki Ghanti bajai,
Maine ek dum se li Angrai aur,
Jab darwaja khola toa vo
Bade hi pyar se muskurai ,
Saath hi saath vo thora sa sarmai,
Aur thora ghabrai,
Maine toa socha ke aaj toa Aapni,
Nikal pari mere Bhai,
Agale hi Pal vo mere paas aai ,
Aur mere kaan main bade hi jor se chillai,
Main hi hu ji aapki nai naveli kaam wali bai..
Techer: Homework kyu nahi kiya?
Student: TV Dekh Raha Tha...Mood Nahi Tha...
Teacher:(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?
Student: Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye..
Jab sach sun bhi na paye...
Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye..
Tera dar,
Tera pyar,
Teri wah,
Tu hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali..
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek
Hotel Me Jate
Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan
Karte The.
Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas
Hua Aur
Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip
Dekar Maafi Mangi-
"Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe
Kabhi Preshan Nhi
Krenge."
Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx
Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon
Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me
Thooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)
Lettr to principal.Salaam saale!,
yeh bata kaun haram khor papr set karta h..
Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h.
Upar se kutte paper checkng to aise karta h
jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho..
Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yahan toh
haram khor sab topper hi janme h.
tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga.
tu khud is papr mein 10 bar fail hoga.
tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe...
Urs faithfully,(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)