Funny Story SMS

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Utrakhand me Fansi ek Beti ne apni Maa se Pucha:"Maa Radio pe Suna India Jeet Gai, jo Khel rae the Unhe 1 crore pe Mila" Maa Boli: Haa Beti sarkar kehti hai"wo Desh k Liye khel rae hai.. isiliye" Beti Asmaan me Helicopter pe Latakte Jawaan ko Dekh ke boli:"Maa Kya Inhe bhi 1 crore??" Maa:"Naa Beti Naa Hamare yaha Balle se khelne wale ko Inaam Milta hai Jaan pe khelne wale ko nai" proud on Indian Army...

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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!

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Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai. Next Day Zuban Cut Gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai. Bahut Marta Hai. Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko Utha Le. Bahut Marte Hai. Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua? Baap :- Nahi Kyo Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.? Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki Death Ho Gai Hai, Wahan Gayi Hain.

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Santa dabang dekh ker aaya, School mei… Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn, marks de to kahan? Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai. Sir: Badtamiz kya bak rha hai? Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai? Sir: nikal ja class se! Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!

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Doctor Pagal Se: Tum Pagal Q Huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui. Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?

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Fees maafi ke liye Application: To The Principal High school Sir, Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi, 500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya… Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla, ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia… Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash.. Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi… Aapka pyara Vidyarthi..

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Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek Hotel Me Jate Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan Karte The. Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas Hua Aur Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip Dekar Maafi Mangi- "Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe Kabhi Preshan Nhi Krenge." Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me Thooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)

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Ek Kishan 1 Murga Leke Aaya. Us Murge Ne Aate Hi 150 Murgiyo Ko Ch*d Diya. Ye Dekh Kar Kishan Bahut Khush Hua. Sham Tak Us Murge Ne Sari Batakho (Duck) Or Baki Janwaro Ko B Ch*d Diya, Ye Dekhkar Kishan Kuch Pareshan Hua. Agle Din Jab Subah Hui To Murga Khet Me Mara Pda Tha Or Upar Giddh Mandra Rhe The. Use Dekhkar Kishan Bola, "Mar Gaya Bh*sdi K, Harkate B To Teri Aisi Thi" Tabhi Murge Ne Ek Aankh Kholi Or Bola "Chup Madarch*d Inme Se Ek Ko Niche To Aane De.

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Touching Story. Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono Bohat Pyaar Karte The. Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha. To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne Ka Plan Banaya. Wo Dono Ek Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai. . Or . . . . . . . . . . . Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega.. Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan..

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Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi Kya Haal Hai Yar Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kr Rhe Ho Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu Than Awaz Ayi Yar Mai Baad Me Call Krta Hu Pta Nai Kaun Kamina Dusre Toilet Se Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Rha Hai...

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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :

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Sad Story. 1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi, Baal Sanwarti Thi, Poniyan Bandhti Thi k Bachi Achi Dikhay. Pr Bachi Ki Aankhain Hamesha Bahir Rehti Theen Aise (0_0) Aunty Ne Boht Docters Ko Dikhaya Lekn Wo Sahi Nhi Hui. Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1 Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai. Aunty Boht khush B hui or heran B.. Phr Baba Se Pucha k Aap nay Aisa Kya Kiya k Wo 1 dam Sahi Ho Gai… Baba Ny Kaha: Main Ny Sirf Bachi Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki hn

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Ek Rexona Nam Ki Ladki Thi,

Jo Diana Aur Cinthol Ki Beti Thi,

Wo Margo Pr Yu Mrti Thi,

Aur Use Apna Lifebuoy Bnana Chahti Thi,

Unka Pyar Pears Jaisa Soft Tha

& Soon Dey Get Married In Fair & Lovely Garden,

In D Party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel Etc

vr Invited

After A Few Years They Had Twins Johnson & Johnson

Ye 1 Trika Tha Apko Btane Ka Ki Bazar Me Sabuno Ki Kmi Nhi Hai

Varieties Uplabdh Hai

So Saal Me 1 Din Nahane Ki Adt Chor De

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ek ladka tha wo kisi se nhi darta tha fir bhi na jane kiu wo dar dar ke rahat tha raat me sota or utha utha kar rota tha na jane kiu wo kisi se na darte hue bhi wo darta tha maa puchhati par wo kuchha na kehta tha or akele me ja kar wo bahut hi jada rota tha ab usne bta bhi karn sabse chhod dia tha na jane wo kis se darta tha . ek din wo mar gya , or uski diary me likha tha wo english se darta tha . or likha tha mujhe maf kar dena maa papa .

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Doctor Pagal se: Tum Pagal Q huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha Is liye wo meri Nathn hui. Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur Dr: Abey chup kar saale Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?

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Jo is Waqt Bore ho rahe h, Ye PROGRAM sirf Un k liye h, Batayen Dunya ka Pehla Traffic Signal kaha lagaya gaya tha? Jawab janiye is Break k Baad; BREAK -Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay -Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS -HERO HONDA dhak dhak go -Pantine Katrina ki psand or apki? -Surf Excel Dadi aik Mnt -Dew kyunki dar k age jeet hai. . . . Welcome Back; Thanx for d Wait, Dunia ka Pehla Trafic Signal; . . Road pe lagaya gaya tha.

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Funny romantic a love story Once a time ago, a tree love another a tree.... Their realation from today before2 years ago.... So one day 1 tree said, U marry me ? @@@ unbelieveable @@@

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CUTE story.. KG boy - tu mujhse shadi kalegi?? KG girl- nhi.. KG boy - kalle na.. KG girl - me ni talungi.. KG boy - kalle na plssss.. KG girl - mujhe ni kalni.. KG boy - tal na tujhe eclairs khilaunga.. KG girl - Yehi to problem h tisi aul se dairymilk ki bat ho dayi hai.. #moral- girls bachpan se smart hoti hai...

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Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti, lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti, Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi, Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi, Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya, Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha.. Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga.. . . . . . . Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..? Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN

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