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  • Heart touching must read:) Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • CUTE story.. KG boy - tu mujhse shadi kalegi?? KG girl- nhi.. KG boy - kalle na.. KG girl - me ni talungi.. KG boy - kalle na plssss.. KG girl - mujhe ni kalni.. KG boy - tal na tujhe eclairs khilaunga.. KG girl - Yehi to problem h tisi aul se dairymilk ki bat ho dayi hai.. #moral- girls bachpan se smart hoti hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Fees maafi ke liye Application: To The Principal High school Sir, Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi, 500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya… Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla, ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia… Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash.. Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi… Aapka pyara Vidyarthi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Touching Story. Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono Bohat Pyaar Karte The. Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha. To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne Ka Plan Banaya. Wo Dono Ek Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai. . Or . . . . . . . . . . . Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega.. Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye.. Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola. Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh Uth Gaya Hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,.Customer Care Wali Aunty KehtiSajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,.Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, IljamEk Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,.Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya ToPata Chala,KeHum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi TimePe No. Milaate Rahe.!acha laga to like.~navi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Doctor Pagal se: Tum Pagal Q huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha Is liye wo meri Nathn hui. Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur Dr: Abey chup kar saale Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch professors & principle ek saath aeroplane me baithe the , . tabhi ek announcement hoti hai, ye plane aapke hi collage ke students ne banaya hai . . sabhi professor plane se bhaag jate he mgr... Principle nhi bhaagta? sabhi log bolte he aapko darr nhi lagata? . . principle-muze mere students par pura bharosa hai Plane start hi nhi hoga :
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tchr: Homwrk Qn Nhi Kiya? Stdnt: Sir Fever Tha. Tchr: Beta.. Sach Batao.. Main Kuch Nhi Krunga. Stdnt: Sir TV Dekh Rha Tha Aur Mood Bhi Nhi Tha. Tchr *Slaps*: Bdtmeez Aise Muh Pe Jawab Deta H.. Aise Kaise TV Dekh Rha Tha.. Niym K Mutabik Pehle Homwrk Karna Chahiye Tha..! . . Stdnt: Qn Sch Ka Sabak Sikhaye..? Jb Sach Sun Bhi Na Paye. Sach Koi Bole To Tu, Niyam Kanoon Bataye. Tera Darr.. Tera Pyaar.. Teri Wah.. Tu Hi Rakh... Rakh Saala..! :D :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Subah Subah Usne Subah Subah usne bade hi pyar se mere Ghar ke Darwaje ki Ghanti bajai, Maine ek dum se li Angrai aur, Jab darwaja khola toa vo Bade hi pyar se muskurai , Saath hi saath vo thora sa sarmai, Aur thora ghabrai, Maine toa socha ke aaj toa Aapni, Nikal pari mere Bhai, Agale hi Pal vo mere paas aai , Aur mere kaan main bade hi jor se chillai, Main hi hu ji aapki nai naveli kaam wali bai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Murda Ashiq ki Gujarish- Gaur Farmaiega Mat Nikalo Mera Janaja Us Bewfa Ki Gali Se Wrna Uska Bap Khega Haramkhor,Marte Marte V 1Chakr Lga Gya?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Read This Funny Story : . . Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uski taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans ruk gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. . Is baar sher soch mein pad gayaa, Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kar bhago!" Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achhahai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon isse sher se dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega ! . Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate huedekh liya ! . Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher ne zor se kaha, "chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon", aur Bandar ko apni peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. ! ! Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG..?? . . . . Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uski taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, . . . . . . . . "Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1 ghanta ho gaya, saala ek sher fasaa kar nahi la saka..!!" :)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha- Gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga.. 6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge? Pagal- Shadi Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya! Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or Panchi Ko Marunga. Dr.-Oh my gudnes Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher:3 Idiots Dekhnay ke Bad Ap ko kya Lesson Mila?Pappu:Miss Yehi ki Engineering Padh ke v Medical ki Ladki Fasai Ja Sakti Hai. Miss:Shut Up,Get Out. Bablu:Miss Mein Bataon? Miss:Batao Bablu:Miss College ke 1st Day Underwear Zaror Pehna Chahiye Miss:Get Out. Shamu:Miss Mein Bataon? Samu:Miss Doctor ke Elawa Engineer Bhi Delivery karva Sakta Hai Miss:Get Out. PAVAN:Miss Mein Bataon Miss:gud,bolo PAVAN:FRENCH KISS MEIN NAK BICH MEIN NHIAATI. & I can show demo. Miss:Class is OVER
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gya Lekin Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia . Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din K Andar Mujhse Mohbbat Ka Iqrar Karo Gi . . Or Ladka Din Rat Barish Me Dhoop Me Us K Ghar K Samne Khada Raha . 9 Din K Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki Mohbbat Ka Ahsas Ho Gya Us Ne Socha Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi Lekin Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use Wahan Na Mila Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par Likha Tha * * Tere Chakkr Main Teri Bahen Set Ho Gayi Hai . . Sorry Saali Sahiba
    • 9 years ago



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  • MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha. Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyu ki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nurson me kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!:)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Titanic Kaise Dooba Tha Pata Hai??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Guluk Guluk Guluk Dubuk Dubuk Bulubulubulu Poochuk . . Haso Mat Its A Sad Story..!.!! :/
    • 9 years ago



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  • !!...TRUE STORY...!! Ek Samay Ki Baat Hai, Main Raat Ko Apne Bed Pe Leta Huva Tha Ki Achanak, . . . . . . Mujhe Neend Aa Gayi Aur Main So Gya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Choti si Pogo Story :-D . Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha, To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye, Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha “Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Papa: “Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu Mera Beta Hai Wo Ek Vishwas Hai“ :-D :-D thoko Like Samajh Aya to.
    • 9 years ago



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