एक पिजंरे मेँ कुछ तोते एक तोती को छेँड रहेँ
थेँ........!
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जबकि दुसरे पिजंरेँ मेँ एक तोता पुजा और
दुसरा तोता नमाज पढ रहा था.............!
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मालिक ने सोचा"-
कितने नेक तोते है
इनके पिजंरे मेँ तोती आराम से रहेगी,
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उसने तोती को नेक तोतो के पिजंरे मे डाल
दिया,
जब तोती उस पिजंरे मे गयी,
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तो पुजा करने वाला तोता नमाज पढने वाले तोते
से बोला"-
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उठो खानसाहब दुआँ कबुल हो गयी,
अपनी आईटम आ गयी......$!!
k Bachche Ne Shankar
Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi,
Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To
Usne Mandir Se Ganesh
Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter
Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha
Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.
5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher
Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The
Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha
Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi
Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge
Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow
Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali
Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam
Hogaya
Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya
Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.
अगर सभी भारतीय 90 दिन तक
कोई भी विदेशी सामान
नहीं ख़रीदे...
तो भारत दुनिया का दूसरा सबसे
अमीर देश बन सकता है..
सिर्फ 90 दिन में ही भारत के
2 रुपये 1 डॉलर के बराबर हो जायेंगे..
हम सबको मिल कर
ये कोशिश आजमानी चाहिए
क्युकी ये देश है हमारा..!!!!
kya sirf sarkar hi kosis late rupya bachane ki
1 Indian hone k Nate hamara koi farz nahi
Utrakhand me Fansi ek Beti ne
apni Maa se Pucha:"Maa Radio
pe
Suna India Jeet Gai, jo Khel
rae the
Unhe 1 crore pe Mila" Maa Boli: Haa Beti sarkar
kehti
hai"wo Desh k Liye khel rae
hai..
isiliye" Beti Asmaan me Helicopter pe
Latakte Jawaan ko Dekh ke
boli:"Maa Kya Inhe bhi 1
crore??" Maa:"Naa Beti Naa Hamare yaha
Balle se khelne wale ko Inaam
Milta hai Jaan pe khelne wale ko
nai" proud on Indian Army...
Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch
professors & principle ek
saath aeroplane me baithe
the ,
.
tabhi ek announcement hoti hai,
ye plane aapke hi collage ke
students ne
banaya hai
.
. sabhi professor plane se
bhaag jate he
mgr... Principle nhi bhaagta?
sabhi log bolte he aapko darr
nhi
lagata? .
.
principle-muze mere students
par pura
bharosa hai
Plane start hi nhi hoga :
Phoolwala:"Sahab apni gf ke liye
phool
le lo..
.
Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai..
.
Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le
lo.. .
Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai..
.
Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo..
.
Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai.. .
.
.
.
.
. Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush
kismat insaan meri taraf se yephool
free me le le.
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY
tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his
girlfriend. He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain
jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye
aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :
Lettr to principal.Salaam saale!,
yeh bata kaun haram khor papr set karta h..
Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h.
Upar se kutte paper checkng to aise karta h
jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho..
Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yahan toh
haram khor sab topper hi janme h.
tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga.
tu khud is papr mein 10 bar fail hoga.
tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe...
Urs faithfully,(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)
Zindgi k 5 sach....
Sach no 1:
" maa k siwa koi wafadar nhi..
Sach no. 2:
" gareeb ka koi dost nahi.
sach no. 3:
" log acchi seerat ko nahi achi surat
ko tarjeeh
dete hai.
Sach no 4:
" izzat sirf paise ki hai insaan ki
nahi.
Sach no 5:
" insaan jis shakhs ko dil se Chahta
ho wohi
shakhs dukh dard deta hai
Agree...???
Read This Funny Story :
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Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya.
Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uski taraf aa raha hai.
Kutte ki saans ruk gayi.
"Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!"
Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi
dekhi.
Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith
gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne
laga aur zor zor se bolne laga,
"wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai.
Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!"
Aur usne zor se dakaar mara.
.
Is baar sher soch mein pad gayaa,
Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai!
Jaan bacha kar bhago!"
Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh
raha tha.
Usne socha yeh mauka achhahai sher ko saari
kahani bata deta hoon isse sher se
dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka
khatra dur ho jayega !
.
Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaaga.
Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate huedekh liya !
.
Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise
kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai.
Sher ne zor se kaha,
"chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta
hoon",
aur Bandar ko apni peeth par baitha kar sher
kutte ki taraf lapka. ! !
Can u imagine the quick management by the
DOG..??
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.
Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uski
taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor
zor se bolne laga,
.
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"Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1 ghanta ho gaya,
saala ek sher fasaa kar nahi la saka..!!" :)
Touching Story.
Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono
Bohat Pyaar Karte The.
Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka
Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha.
To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne
Ka Plan Banaya.
Wo Dono Ek Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale
Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai.
.
Or
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Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se
Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan
Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega..
Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan..
Story of MATH.
Aj se 300 years pahle MATH bohat masom aur piyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash studnts ne MATH ko bohat mara yahan tak k Math ki akhri Sans thi marty marty sub students ko bad dua de gya.
Aur
Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin
MATHS
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Sataye gi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hay or saray students ko sata rahi hay or hamesha satati rahegi..
Fwd 2 all studnts.;)
Fees maafi ke liye Application:
To
The Principal
High school
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi,
500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya…
Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla,
ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia…
Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash..
Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi…
Aapka pyara
Vidyarthi..
Aashiqui 3.. Song created
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook
chalau main ya naa..
.
.
Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa..
.
.
Apna tu phone number bata de,
Call lagau main yaa naaaa..
.
.
Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,
khau main yaaa naa..
.
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.
Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko…
Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de..
koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa..
Ek bacha Boy girl ko kiss karte
hue dekh leta h.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do warna
main
apke
papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle,...
...Bacha kafi try karta h,
pr wo
height me
kam
reh jata h,
Baccha pareshan ho kr
"Bhaad me gayi duniyadari"
jo kam galat he, vo galat hai.
Main to bataunga.
CUTE story..
KG boy - tu mujhse shadi
kalegi??
KG girl- nhi..
KG boy - kalle na..
KG girl - me ni talungi..
KG boy - kalle na plssss..
KG girl - mujhe ni kalni..
KG boy - tal na tujhe
eclairs khilaunga..
KG girl - Yehi to problem h tisi aul se dairymilk ki bat
ho dayi hai..
#moral- girls bachpan se smart hoti hai...