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  • Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye.. Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola. Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh Uth Gaya Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • अगर सभी भारतीय 90 दिन तक कोई भी विदेशी सामान नहीं ख़रीदे... तो भारत दुनिया का दूसरा सबसे अमीर देश बन सकता है.. सिर्फ 90 दिन में ही भारत के 2 रुपये 1 डॉलर के बराबर हो जायेंगे.. हम सबको मिल कर ये कोशिश आजमानी चाहिए क्युकी ये देश है हमारा..!!!! kya sirf sarkar hi kosis late rupya bachane ki 1 Indian hone k Nate hamara koi farz nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa dabang dekh ker aaya, School mei… Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn, marks de to kahan? Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai. Sir: Badtamiz kya bak rha hai? Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai? Sir: nikal ja class se! Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nanha Munna Bachha Hu Main. Sabke Man Ko Main Harsaau. Pyar Se Mujhko Jo Bhi Dekhe. Pass Main Uske Aana Chahu. Ada Hai Meri Ye Nakhrali. Baah O Ko. Sabki Tarsaau :D Muskan Meri. Aisi Albeli. Dil Me Sabke Pyar Jagau. Le Lo Mujhko Godi Me Tum. Mithi Pappi :* Main De Jaau :* Susu Pe Control Nahi Hai. Jab Tab Diaper Gila Kar Jaau..hehehe :P Bhuk Lage Hai Jab Bhi Mujhko.mumma Mumma Main Chillau>
    • 10 years ago



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  • Love Story Of A School Boy: "I Never Did My Homework, 2 Get Punishment Of Standing In Front Of My Angel"s Bench, 2 See Her The Whole Period"
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladki apne lvr se gift me ring lena chahti thi. Magr ladke ne us ko"bhalu"gift diya jis par ladki ko buhot gusa aya, or us ne woh"bhalu" road pe phenk diya ladka woh"bhalu"uthane k liye road ki tarf bhaga mgr us ka car se acident ho gya or woh wahin mar gya... Ladki dekh kr chillayi or usne woh"bhalu"utha k apne seeny se laga kr zor se rone lagi. Tabhi"bhalu"mai se awaz aai i love u ring inmy pocket will u marry me? Trustin your love. dnt makd any demand in love&always respect ur love.
    • 10 years ago



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  • FACEBOOK humara planet hai, hum sab facebook wasi friends-friends hai, hume apna planet prano se bhi pyaraa hai, iski sukh samridhi, vivid jokes, aur posts per hume garv hai, hum iske, page owner banne ka sada preyatn karthe rehenge... hum apne matha-pitha, shikshako, aur gurujano se chup ke- humesha online aane ka promiss lethe hain... facebook wasiyon ke kalyan aur samridhi me hi humara sukh nehit hai.. !!!JAI FACEBOOK!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek time meri Girlfriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu, Mai muskuraya aur, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur, Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur h. Ab mai kya batau...?? . . Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo is Waqt Bore ho rahe h, Ye PROGRAM sirf Un k liye h, Batayen Dunya ka Pehla Traffic Signal kaha lagaya gaya tha? Jawab janiye is Break k Baad; BREAK -Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay -Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS -HERO HONDA dhak dhak go -Pantine Katrina ki psand or apki? -Surf Excel Dadi aik Mnt -Dew kyunki dar k age jeet hai. . . . Welcome Back; Thanx for d Wait, Dunia ka Pehla Trafic Signal; . . Road pe lagaya gaya tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Read This Funny Story : . . Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uski taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans ruk gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. . Is baar sher soch mein pad gayaa, Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kar bhago!" Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achhahai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon isse sher se dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega ! . Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate huedekh liya ! . Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher ne zor se kaha, "chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon", aur Bandar ko apni peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. ! ! Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG..?? . . . . Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uski taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, . . . . . . . . "Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1 ghanta ho gaya, saala ek sher fasaa kar nahi la saka..!!" :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bacha Boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta h. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle,... ...Bacha kafi try karta h, pr wo height me kam reh jata h, Baccha pareshan ho kr "Bhaad me gayi duniyadari" jo kam galat he, vo galat hai. Main to bataunga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U" ka messge kia.... Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli Tum itny moty ho or me itni Smart Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua.... Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai.. k k k Aj aap dekh saktay hen k Aalu-Ghobi, Aalu- Bengan, Aalu-Palak, Aalu-Matar, Aalu-Gajer, Aalu-Methi, or Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:3 Idiots Dekhnay ke Bad Ap ko kya Lesson Mila?Pappu:Miss Yehi ki Engineering Padh ke v Medical ki Ladki Fasai Ja Sakti Hai. Miss:Shut Up,Get Out. Bablu:Miss Mein Bataon? Miss:Batao Bablu:Miss College ke 1st Day Underwear Zaror Pehna Chahiye Miss:Get Out. Shamu:Miss Mein Bataon? Samu:Miss Doctor ke Elawa Engineer Bhi Delivery karva Sakta Hai Miss:Get Out. PAVAN:Miss Mein Bataon Miss:gud,bolo PAVAN:FRENCH KISS MEIN NAK BICH MEIN NHIAATI. & I can show demo. Miss:Class is OVER
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek Hotel Me Jate Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan Karte The. Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas Hua Aur Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip Dekar Maafi Mangi- "Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe Kabhi Preshan Nhi Krenge." Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me Thooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye.. Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola. Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh Uth Gaya Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya banega? JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette, Beer,Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh do. Unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega. DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya. Table dekhi. Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi, Cigarette pi, Beer chhupa li, Aur Books hath mein leke ghar se chala gaya. DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuchh leliya! JYOTISHI: Sir Mubarak Ho!! Aapka beta ENGINEER banega! :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • मुट्ठी भर चने खाकर बाप एक लोटा पानी पी लेता है, अपने बच्चे के महकते टिफिन को सूंघकर वह जी लेता है| धूप में रिक्शा खींचकर कमाये चंद रुपयों से वह, आईएएस की तैयारी करते बेटे के लिए घी लेता है| बच्चों को न तरसने दिया जिसने कपड़ों के लिए, फटे हुए पाजामे को चुपके से वह बाप सी लेता है| जो भी बना है घर में सब औलादों को परोसकर, अपने लिए वह भूखा बाप छोटी सी तस्तरी लेता है| उसकी जेब से बरसते हैं चॉकलेट और बिस्कीट, बच्चों की मासूम हंसी में हीं वह अपनी खुशी समझता हं़
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor Pagal Se: Tum Pagal Q Huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui. Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha- Gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga.. 6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge? Pagal- Shadi Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya! Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or Panchi Ko Marunga. Dr.-Oh my gudnes Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..
    • 10 years ago



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