Funny Story SMS

Read This Funny Story : . . Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uski taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans ruk gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. . Is baar sher soch mein pad gayaa, Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kar bhago!" Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achhahai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon isse sher se dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega ! . Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate huedekh liya ! . Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher ne zor se kaha, "chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon", aur Bandar ko apni peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. ! ! Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG..?? . . . . Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uski taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, . . . . . . . . "Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1 ghanta ho gaya, saala ek sher fasaa kar nahi la saka..!!" :)

8 years ago

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Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai. Next Day Zuban Cut Gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai. Bahut Marta Hai. Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko Utha Le. Bahut Marte Hai. Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua? Baap :- Nahi Kyo Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.? Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki Death Ho Gai Hai, Wahan Gayi Hain.

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Titanic Kaise Dooba Tha Pata Hai??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Guluk Guluk Guluk Dubuk Dubuk Bulubulubulu Poochuk . . Haso Mat Its A Sad Story..!.!! :/

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Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ?? . Baap :- Nahi kyo Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...?? Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain.. jo samajh gaya wo LiKE thok Do..:-

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ek ladka tha wo kisi se nhi darta tha fir bhi na jane kiu wo dar dar ke rahat tha raat me sota or utha utha kar rota tha na jane kiu wo kisi se na darte hue bhi wo darta tha maa puchhati par wo kuchha na kehta tha or akele me ja kar wo bahut hi jada rota tha ab usne bta bhi karn sabse chhod dia tha na jane wo kis se darta tha . ek din wo mar gya , or uski diary me likha tha wo english se darta tha . or likha tha mujhe maf kar dena maa papa .

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k Bachche Ne Shankar Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi, Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To Usne Mandir Se Ganesh Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.

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Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho Gaya Hai So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske Piche Gaya Aur Bola Buddha:"Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun RahiHo?" Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir Bola Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?" Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya Aur Bola Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?" Budhi Chillate Hue: “bhootni Ke, Ye Teesri Baar Haan Bol

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Doctor Pagal se: Tum Pagal Q huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha Is liye wo meri Nathn hui. Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur Dr: Abey chup kar saale Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?

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Ek Poet Gharibi Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gya. Daketi Karne Ek Bank Gya Or Kaha Arz Hai.. Handsup. Taqdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega. Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hilega. Fir Cashier Se Kaha. Kuch Khwab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do. Jo Kuch B Tumhare Pas Hai Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Daal Do. Bhot Koshish Karta Hu Teri Yad Bhulane Ki. Koi Koshish Na Kare Police Ko Bulane Ki. Bhula De Mujhko Kya Jata He Tera. Me Goli Mar Dunga Jo Pichha Kare Koi Mera.

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Phoolwala:"Sahab apni gf ke liye phool le lo.. . Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai.. . Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le lo.. . Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai.. . Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo.. . Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai.. . . . . . . Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush kismat insaan meri taraf se yephool free me le le.

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CUTE story.. KG boy - tu mujhse shadi kalegi?? KG girl- nhi.. KG boy - kalle na.. KG girl - me ni talungi.. KG boy - kalle na plssss.. KG girl - mujhe ni kalni.. KG boy - tal na tujhe eclairs khilaunga.. KG girl - Yehi to problem h tisi aul se dairymilk ki bat ho dayi hai.. #moral- girls bachpan se smart hoti hai...

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Funny romantic a love story Once a time ago, a tree love another a tree.... Their realation from today before2 years ago.... So one day 1 tree said, U marry me ? @@@ unbelieveable @@@

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1 ladki apne lvr se gift me ring lena chahti thi. Magr ladke ne us ko"bhalu"gift diya jis par ladki ko buhot gusa aya, or us ne woh"bhalu" road pe phenk diya ladka woh"bhalu"uthane k liye road ki tarf bhaga mgr us ka car se acident ho gya or woh wahin mar gya... Ladki dekh kr chillayi or usne woh"bhalu"utha k apne seeny se laga kr zor se rone lagi. Tabhi"bhalu"mai se awaz aai i love u ring inmy pocket will u marry me? Trustin your love. dnt makd any demand in love&always respect ur love.

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Ek Bachche Ne Shankar Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi, Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To Usne Mandir Se Ganesh Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.

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मुट्ठी भर चने खाकर बाप एक लोटा पानी पी लेता है, अपने बच्चे के महकते टिफिन को सूंघकर वह जी लेता है| धूप में रिक्शा खींचकर कमाये चंद रुपयों से वह, आईएएस की तैयारी करते बेटे के लिए घी लेता है| बच्चों को न तरसने दिया जिसने कपड़ों के लिए, फटे हुए पाजामे को चुपके से वह बाप सी लेता है| जो भी बना है घर में सब औलादों को परोसकर, अपने लिए वह भूखा बाप छोटी सी तस्तरी लेता है| उसकी जेब से बरसते हैं चॉकलेट और बिस्कीट, बच्चों की मासूम हंसी में हीं वह अपनी खुशी समझता हं़

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Teacher:3 Idiots Dekhnay ke Bad Ap ko kya Lesson Mila?Pappu:Miss Yehi ki Engineering Padh ke v Medical ki Ladki Fasai Ja Sakti Hai. Miss:Shut Up,Get Out. Bablu:Miss Mein Bataon? Miss:Batao Bablu:Miss College ke 1st Day Underwear Zaror Pehna Chahiye Miss:Get Out. Shamu:Miss Mein Bataon? Samu:Miss Doctor ke Elawa Engineer Bhi Delivery karva Sakta Hai Miss:Get Out. PAVAN:Miss Mein Bataon Miss:gud,bolo PAVAN:FRENCH KISS MEIN NAK BICH MEIN NHIAATI. & I can show demo. Miss:Class is OVER

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DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya banega? JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette, Beer,Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh do. Unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega. DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya. Table dekhi. Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi, Cigarette pi, Beer chhupa li, Aur Books hath mein leke ghar se chala gaya. DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuchh leliya! JYOTISHI: Sir Mubarak Ho!! Aapka beta ENGINEER banega! :)

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Lettr to principal.Salaam saale!, yeh bata kaun haram khor papr set karta h.. Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h. Upar se kutte paper checkng to aise karta h jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho.. Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yahan toh haram khor sab topper hi janme h. tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga. tu khud is papr mein 10 bar fail hoga. tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe... Urs faithfully,(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)

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Sad Story. 1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi, Baal Sanwarti Thi, Poniyan Bandhti Thi k Bachi Achi Dikhay. Pr Bachi Ki Aankhain Hamesha Bahir Rehti Theen Aise (0_0) Aunty Ne Boht Docters Ko Dikhaya Lekn Wo Sahi Nhi Hui. Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1 Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai. Aunty Boht khush B hui or heran B.. Phr Baba Se Pucha k Aap nay Aisa Kya Kiya k Wo 1 dam Sahi Ho Gai… Baba Ny Kaha: Main Ny Sirf Bachi Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki hn

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Santa dabang dekh ker aaya, School mei… Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn, marks de to kahan? Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai. Sir: Badtamiz kya bak rha hai? Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai? Sir: nikal ja class se! Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!

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