Ek Poet Gharibi Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gya.
Daketi Karne Ek Bank Gya Or Kaha
Arz Hai..
Handsup.
Taqdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega.
Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hilega.
Fir Cashier Se Kaha.
Kuch Khwab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do.
Jo Kuch B Tumhare Pas Hai Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Daal Do.
Bhot Koshish Karta Hu Teri Yad Bhulane Ki.
Koi Koshish Na Kare Police Ko Bulane Ki.
Bhula De Mujhko Kya Jata He Tera.
Me Goli Mar Dunga Jo Pichha Kare Koi Mera.
Aashiqui 3.. Song created
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook
chalau main ya naa..
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Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa..
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Apna tu phone number bata de,
Call lagau main yaa naaaa..
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Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,
khau main yaaa naa..
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Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko…
Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de..
koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa..
Santa dabang dekh ker aaya,
School mei…
Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn,
marks de to kahan?
Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai.
Sir: Badtamiz
kya bak rha hai?
Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai?
Sir: nikal ja class se!
Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!
Heart touching must read:)
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D
Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko
Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi
Kya Haal Hai Yar
Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kr Rhe Ho
Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu
Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya
Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu
Than Awaz Ayi Yar Mai Baad Me Call Krta Hu
Pta Nai Kaun Kamina
Dusre Toilet Se
Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Rha Hai...
Doctor Pagal Se:
Tum Pagal Q Huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki,
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki
Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai
Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui
Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha
Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui.
Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi
Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur
Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya
Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur
Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale
Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne
ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought:
Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!
Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha-
Gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga..
6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad
Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge?
Pagal- Shadi
Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat
Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga
Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga
Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga
Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya!
Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or
Panchi Ko Marunga.
Dr.-Oh my gudnes
Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..
मुट्ठी भर चने खाकर बाप एक लोटा पानी पी लेता है,
अपने बच्चे के महकते टिफिन को सूंघकर वह जी लेता है|
धूप में रिक्शा खींचकर कमाये चंद रुपयों से वह,
आईएएस की तैयारी करते बेटे के लिए घी लेता है|
बच्चों को न तरसने दिया जिसने कपड़ों के लिए,
फटे हुए पाजामे को चुपके से वह बाप सी लेता है|
जो भी बना है घर में सब औलादों को परोसकर,
अपने लिए वह भूखा बाप छोटी सी तस्तरी लेता है|
उसकी जेब से बरसते हैं चॉकलेट और बिस्कीट,
बच्चों की मासूम हंसी में
हीं वह अपनी खुशी समझता हं़
Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke darbar
me dance kar rahi thi (Raja
bhot
badsurat tha)
Ladki ne Raja se 1 sawal pucha, Jab
Khuda Husn taqsim kar
raha tha, Tab Aap kaha the
Raja ne gussa na kiya balki
Muskurate hue Kaha,Jab TUM
Husn ki line me khadi husn le
rhi thi, To m Kismat ki Line me
khada Kismat le rha tha or Aaj
tuj jesi Husn waliya meri
gulam
h Issi liye shayer kehta
hai,"Husn na maang Naseeb maang
Ae Dost,
Husn waale toh aksar Naseeb
walo ke gulam hua karte
hai!'
1 ladki apne lvr se gift me ring lena chahti thi.
Magr ladke ne us ko"bhalu"gift diya
jis par ladki ko buhot gusa aya,
or us ne woh"bhalu" road pe phenk diya ladka woh"bhalu"uthane k liye road ki tarf bhaga mgr us ka car se acident ho gya
or woh wahin mar gya...
Ladki dekh kr chillayi or usne woh"bhalu"utha k apne seeny se laga kr zor se rone lagi.
Tabhi"bhalu"mai se awaz aai i love u ring inmy pocket
will u marry me? Trustin your love. dnt makd any demand in love&always respect ur
love.
Nanha Munna Bachha Hu Main.
Sabke Man Ko Main Harsaau.
Pyar Se Mujhko Jo Bhi Dekhe.
Pass Main Uske Aana Chahu.
Ada Hai Meri Ye Nakhrali.
Baah O Ko. Sabki Tarsaau :D
Muskan Meri.
Aisi Albeli.
Dil Me Sabke Pyar Jagau.
Le Lo Mujhko Godi Me Tum.
Mithi Pappi :* Main De Jaau :*
Susu Pe Control Nahi Hai.
Jab Tab Diaper Gila Kar
Jaau..hehehe :P
Bhuk Lage Hai Jab Bhi
Mujhko.mumma Mumma Main
Chillau>
4 students ne paper ki tayyari nahi ki,
unhone 1 manshooba banaya
aur agle din principle se bole
Shir ham shadi me gaye the..
Raste me tyre panchar ho gaya.
Ham shari rat dhakka lagate rahe...
Isliye padh nahi sake.
Principle ne man liya aur unhone unlogo ko 1 din ka time de diya
aur agle din un charo ko 4 alag kamro me bithaya
aur sirf 1 sawal diya.
Q-kaunsa tyre panchar tha?
1- Front right
2- Front left
3- Back right
4- Back left
Note; agar same jawab hua to sab pass warna fail.
Fees maafi ke liye Application:
To
The Principal
High school
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi,
500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya…
Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla,
ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia…
Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash..
Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi…
Aapka pyara
Vidyarthi..
BECHARA LADKA: LADKI PR HATH UTHAYE TO JALIM,
Ladki s pit jay to namard,
Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh lade to jelous,
Chup rhe to fattu,
Ghar s bahar qhe to aawara,
Ghar m rhe to nkara,
Bache ko dante to bujdil,
Na dante to laparwah,
Biwi ko nokri s roke to shaki mijaj,
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala,
Akhir bechara ladka kare to kya kare.
Na aana is des mere munna
Kindly forwd 2 all boys n girls,
Bcoz MARD KO B DARD HOTA H