Subah Subah Usne
Subah Subah usne bade hi pyar se
mere Ghar ke Darwaje ki Ghanti bajai,
Maine ek dum se li Angrai aur,
Jab darwaja khola toa vo
Bade hi pyar se muskurai ,
Saath hi saath vo thora sa sarmai,
Aur thora ghabrai,
Maine toa socha ke aaj toa Aapni,
Nikal pari mere Bhai,
Agale hi Pal vo mere paas aai ,
Aur mere kaan main bade hi jor se chillai,
Main hi hu ji aapki nai naveli kaam wali bai..
THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
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girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
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girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
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Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai..
Ek ladki thi deewani si
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facebook pe hi milti thi
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Nazrain jhuka ke
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Sharma ke
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facebook mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
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Kuchh kehana tha shaayad usko
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Par jaane kis se darti thi
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Jab bhi online me milti thi mujhse
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Yehi poochha karti thi
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Yeh online kyun hota hai,
Yeh online kyun hota hai
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aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
Jab hum kisi ko dil se yaad karte hai
aur woh humse dur hota hai, tab hum
online ho kar uske dil ke karib
aa sakte hai
Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke darbar
me dance kar rahi thi (Raja
bhot
badsurat tha)
Ladki ne Raja se 1 sawal pucha, Jab
Khuda Husn taqsim kar
raha tha, Tab Aap kaha the
Raja ne gussa na kiya balki
Muskurate hue Kaha,Jab TUM
Husn ki line me khadi husn le
rhi thi, To m Kismat ki Line me
khada Kismat le rha tha or Aaj
tuj jesi Husn waliya meri
gulam
h Issi liye shayer kehta
hai,"Husn na maang Naseeb maang
Ae Dost,
Husn waale toh aksar Naseeb
walo ke gulam hua karte
hai!'
Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl: Itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl: Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh"
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:
Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar
Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par
Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki
Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees
Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan
Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba
Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye..
Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola.
Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh
Uth Gaya Hai..
Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch
professors & principle ek
saath aeroplane me baithe
the ,
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tabhi ek announcement hoti hai,
ye plane aapke hi collage ke
students ne
banaya hai
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. sabhi professor plane se
bhaag jate he
mgr... Principle nhi bhaagta?
sabhi log bolte he aapko darr
nhi
lagata? .
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principle-muze mere students
par pura
bharosa hai
Plane start hi nhi hoga :
Pappu aur uske dost Ne do
Ghode khareede.
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Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis
ka hai ?
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Pappu : Main Apne Ghode ki
Dum kat deta hon! Ye
Nishani Hogi.
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Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki
Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di.
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Pappu : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka
Kaan Kaat deta hun..
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Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi
Kaan Kata hua tha. Dono bade pareshan ki
Ab Kya
Kiya Jaaye !
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Bahut Soch vichar ke baad
Pappu bola:
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Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera
Kala ghoda Mera.
CUTE story..
KG boy - tu mujhse shadi
kalegi??
KG girl- nhi..
KG boy - kalle na..
KG girl - me ni talungi..
KG boy - kalle na plssss..
KG girl - mujhe ni kalni..
KG boy - tal na tujhe
eclairs khilaunga..
KG girl - Yehi to problem h tisi aul se dairymilk ki bat
ho dayi hai..
#moral- girls bachpan se smart hoti hai...
Aashiqui 3.. Song created
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook
chalau main ya naa..
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Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa..
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Apna tu phone number bata de,
Call lagau main yaa naaaa..
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Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,
khau main yaaa naa..
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Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko…
Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de..
koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa..
4 students ne paper ki tayyari nahi ki,
unhone 1 manshooba banaya
aur agle din principle se bole
Shir ham shadi me gaye the..
Raste me tyre panchar ho gaya.
Ham shari rat dhakka lagate rahe...
Isliye padh nahi sake.
Principle ne man liya aur unhone unlogo ko 1 din ka time de diya
aur agle din un charo ko 4 alag kamro me bithaya
aur sirf 1 sawal diya.
Q-kaunsa tyre panchar tha?
1- Front right
2- Front left
3- Back right
4- Back left
Note; agar same jawab hua to sab pass warna fail.
Fees maafi ke liye Application:
To
The Principal
High school
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi,
500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya…
Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla,
ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia…
Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash..
Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi…
Aapka pyara
Vidyarthi..
Duriya Asani Se Mitati H SharaB
Majburiyo K Nase Me Nasati H SharaB
Aansuyo K Mila De Tu Apne Hr Ek Jam M
Fir Dekh Kese Yado Ko Or Krib Lati H SharaB
Thak Suke H Jo Is Duniya K Sitmo S
Unhe Do Pal K Raht Dilati H SharaB
Pankh LgaKr Aasman M Ud Jate H Jo Panchi
Do Ghoot M Unhe Baho M La Skti H Sharab
Jis Ka Hath Sari Duniya Chhod Deti H
Unke Hatho M Aksar Payi Jati H Sharab
Kabhi B Apne Gamo Ko Bhulana Ho To Kh Dena
Kitne B Bade Gum M Kisiko B Hasati H Sharab
Mere har Ghari k Humsfar
...Meri Ulfaton ka jawab de
....Mere Pyar ka Mere Ishq ka
..Sabhi Chahton ka Hisab de....
Maine Zindgi ki har Ghari
Teri Justju me guzar di...
Mujhe ab Tu Apna Shumar kar....
Mujhe Bewaja na Azab de....
Mei Bikhar rha hun Tutkar
..Teri Ulfaton ki Talash mei..
Mere Ansuon ko Samet le
...Meri Ankhon ko koi Khwab de.
Utrakhand me Fansi ek Beti ne
apni Maa se Pucha:"Maa Radio
pe
Suna India Jeet Gai, jo Khel
rae the
Unhe 1 crore pe Mila" Maa Boli: Haa Beti sarkar
kehti
hai"wo Desh k Liye khel rae
hai..
isiliye" Beti Asmaan me Helicopter pe
Latakte Jawaan ko Dekh ke
boli:"Maa Kya Inhe bhi 1
crore??" Maa:"Naa Beti Naa Hamare yaha
Balle se khelne wale ko Inaam
Milta hai Jaan pe khelne wale ko
nai" proud on Indian Army...
Lettr to principal.Salaam saale!,
yeh bata kaun haram khor papr set karta h..
Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h.
Upar se kutte paper checkng to aise karta h
jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho..
Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yahan toh
haram khor sab topper hi janme h.
tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga.
tu khud is papr mein 10 bar fail hoga.
tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe...
Urs faithfully,(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)
Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha..
Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol
Sakta Tha.
To Wo 3 Saal Tak Kuch Nahi Bolaa
"OR"
Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Karta Raha keval
Ek Rajkumari Ko
I Love You
Bolne Ke Lie...!
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Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To
Rajkumari Ne Kaha...
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Mai Sun Nahi Paayi.
Plz Repeat Kro....!♣
5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher
Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The
Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha
Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi
Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge
Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow
Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali
Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam
Hogaya
Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya
Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.
Manzile B Us ki Thi OR Rasta B Usi Ka
Tha Ek Main Akela Tha Kafila B Usi Ka Tha.
Sath-Sath Chalne ki Kasam B Us ki Thi
Phir Rasta Badalne ka Feslah B Usi Ka Tha
Aaj Kiun Akela Hon Dil Sawal Karta Hai
Log To Us Ke The Kiya Kantawali B Usi Ki Thi ?
TO KANTAWALI BOLI--
Use Yaar Banane Ki Galti B Teri Thi..
Us Par Yakin Karne Ka Khyal B Tera Tha...
Use Kyu Gum Hoga Tere Jane Ka...?
Kyuki Sachha Pyar Uska Nahi,,,,
Sachha Pyar To Sirf Tera Tha....!