Funny Story SMS

Techer: Homework kyu nahi kiya? Student: TV Dekh Raha Tha...Mood Nahi Tha... Teacher:(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai? Student: Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye.. Jab sach sun bhi na paye... Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye.. Tera dar, Tera pyar, Teri wah, Tu hi Rakh, Rakh Saali.. SADDA HAq AitHe RakH... SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...

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Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ?? . Baap :- Nahi kyo Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...?? Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain.. jo samajh gaya wo LiKE thok Do..:-

8 years ago

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Boy: I Love When U Cry Badly Girl: Y Is It So?? Boy: Bcoz Thats The Only Moment U Hug Me The Most Possible Tightest Way U Can...

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Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,.Customer Care Wali Aunty KehtiSajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,.Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, IljamEk Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,.Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya ToPata Chala,KeHum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi TimePe No. Milaate Rahe.!acha laga to like.~navi

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Ek bacha Boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta h. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle,... ...Bacha kafi try karta h, pr wo height me kam reh jata h, Baccha pareshan ho kr "Bhaad me gayi duniyadari" jo kam galat he, vo galat hai. Main to bataunga.

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Ek Bachche Ne Shankar Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi, Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To Usne Mandir Se Ganesh Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.

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Ek Rexona Nam Ki Ladki Thi,

Jo Diana Aur Cinthol Ki Beti Thi,

Wo Margo Pr Yu Mrti Thi,

Aur Use Apna Lifebuoy Bnana Chahti Thi,

Unka Pyar Pears Jaisa Soft Tha

& Soon Dey Get Married In Fair & Lovely Garden,

In D Party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel Etc

vr Invited

After A Few Years They Had Twins Johnson & Johnson

Ye 1 Trika Tha Apko Btane Ka Ki Bazar Me Sabuno Ki Kmi Nhi Hai

Varieties Uplabdh Hai

So Saal Me 1 Din Nahane Ki Adt Chor De

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Doctor Pagal se: Tum Pagal Q huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha Is liye wo meri Nathn hui. Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur Dr: Abey chup kar saale Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?

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5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam Hogaya Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.

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THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P Girl: kitna seedha h..! boy: kya maal h..! ... ... girl: nice behaviour..! boy: kash pat jaye..! .. ... girl: dresing sense zabardast h..! boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..! ... .... Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..! Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai..

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Tchr: Homwrk Qn Nhi Kiya? Stdnt: Sir Fever Tha. Tchr: Beta.. Sach Batao.. Main Kuch Nhi Krunga. Stdnt: Sir TV Dekh Rha Tha Aur Mood Bhi Nhi Tha. Tchr *Slaps*: Bdtmeez Aise Muh Pe Jawab Deta H.. Aise Kaise TV Dekh Rha Tha.. Niym K Mutabik Pehle Homwrk Karna Chahiye Tha..! . . Stdnt: Qn Sch Ka Sabak Sikhaye..? Jb Sach Sun Bhi Na Paye. Sach Koi Bole To Tu, Niyam Kanoon Bataye. Tera Darr.. Tera Pyaar.. Teri Wah.. Tu Hi Rakh... Rakh Saala..! :D :D

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Titanic Kaise Dooba Tha Pata Hai??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Guluk Guluk Guluk Dubuk Dubuk Bulubulubulu Poochuk . . Haso Mat Its A Sad Story..!.!! :/

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Phoolwala:"Sahab apni gf ke liye phool le lo.. . Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai.. . Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le lo.. . Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai.. . Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo.. . Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai.. . . . . . . Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush kismat insaan meri taraf se yephool free me le le.

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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!

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MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha. Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyu ki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nurson me kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!:)

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Ye 1 Darawni Kahani Hai, Kamjor Dil Wale Ise Na Pade..!! Barsat Ki 1 Raat Me 1 Budha Aadmi Hath Me 1kitab Bechne Ke Liye Khda Tha, 1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Usne Vo Kitab 3000/- Mein Kharid Li Budhe Aadmi Ne Kitab De Ke Kaha: Jab Tk Koi Musibat Na Aye Kitab Ka Last Page Mat Dekna. Aadmi Ne Kitab Puri Pad Li Lekin Dar Ke Karan Last Page Nahi Khola. 1 Din Usse Raha Nahi Gaya Aur Last Page Khol Ke Dekh Hi Liya Aur Sadme Se Mar Gya.. Last Page Par Likha Tha.. . . . Mrp-rs 15/- Only!

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Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna. Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin dar ke karan last page nahi khola. 1 din usse raha nahi gaya aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya.. last page par likha tha.. . . MRP-Rs 15/- only!

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Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke darbar me dance kar rahi thi (Raja bhot badsurat tha) Ladki ne Raja se 1 sawal pucha, Jab Khuda Husn taqsim kar raha tha, Tab Aap kaha the Raja ne gussa na kiya balki Muskurate hue Kaha,Jab TUM Husn ki line me khadi husn le rhi thi, To m Kismat ki Line me khada Kismat le rha tha or Aaj tuj jesi Husn waliya meri gulam h Issi liye shayer kehta hai,"Husn na maang Naseeb maang Ae Dost, Husn waale toh aksar Naseeb walo ke gulam hua karte hai!'

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Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi Kya Haal Hai Yar Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kr Rhe Ho Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu Than Awaz Ayi Yar Mai Baad Me Call Krta Hu Pta Nai Kaun Kamina Dusre Toilet Se Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Rha Hai...

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Sad Story. 1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi, Baal Sanwarti Thi, Poniyan Bandhti Thi k Bachi Achi Dikhay. Pr Bachi Ki Aankhain Hamesha Bahir Rehti Theen Aise (0_0) Aunty Ne Boht Docters Ko Dikhaya Lekn Wo Sahi Nhi Hui. Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1 Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai. Aunty Boht khush B hui or heran B.. Phr Baba Se Pucha k Aap nay Aisa Kya Kiya k Wo 1 dam Sahi Ho Gai… Baba Ny Kaha: Main Ny Sirf Bachi Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki hn

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