Hey Prabhu!!
Un Tamam Stdnts ko exam Main
Kamyab karna...
Jinhe Saal Bhar Padhne Ka Tym Na Mila..
Un masum hatho ko himatt dena.
Jinho ne unlimtd sms
Pakages ko kabhi waste nahi hone diya.
Hey Ishwar.
Un aankho ko paper me roshni dena,
Jo din rat facebook pe baith k
Kamjor hogayi hain....
Un Garib bache aur bachiyon ki madad karna..
Jo night hours me baat karte rahe
Aur padh nahi sake...:p
Ye 1 Darawni Kahani Hai,
Kamjor Dil Wale Ise Na Pade..!!
Barsat Ki 1 Raat Me 1 Budha
Aadmi Hath Me 1kitab Bechne Ke Liye Khda Tha,
1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Usne Vo
Kitab 3000/- Mein Kharid Li
Budhe Aadmi Ne Kitab De Ke Kaha:
Jab Tk Koi Musibat Na Aye
Kitab Ka Last Page Mat Dekna.
Aadmi Ne Kitab Puri Pad Li Lekin
Dar Ke Karan Last Page Nahi Khola.
1 Din Usse Raha Nahi Gaya
Aur Last Page Khol Ke Dekh Hi
Liya Aur Sadme Se Mar Gya..
Last Page Par Likha Tha..
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Mrp-rs 15/- Only!
Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha-
Gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga..
6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad
Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge?
Pagal- Shadi
Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat
Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga
Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga
Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga
Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya!
Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or
Panchi Ko Marunga.
Dr.-Oh my gudnes
Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..
Ek Bachche Ne Shankar
Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi,
Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To
Usne Mandir Se Ganesh
Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter
Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha
Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.
Car Mai Pappu Ki Family Jaa Rahi Thi.
Police Ne Car Ko Roka:
Ye Suraksha Week Hai.. Aap Seat
Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho,
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Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai.
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Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge.. ??
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Pappu:- Mai Iss Se Apna Driving
Licence Banwaunga..
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Tabhi Uski Maa Boli:
Iss Ki Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo..
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Daaru Pee Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai..
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Uske Papa Neend Se Jaage Aur
Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole:
Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car
Me Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Paenge..
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Tabhi Car Ki Dikki Se Awaaj Aayi:
Hamne Bordar Cross Kar Liya Kya ??
5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher
Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The
Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha
Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi
Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge
Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow
Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali
Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam
Hogaya
Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya
Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.
Teacher:3 Idiots Dekhnay ke Bad Ap ko kya Lesson Mila?Pappu:Miss Yehi ki Engineering Padh ke v Medical ki Ladki Fasai Ja Sakti Hai. Miss:Shut Up,Get Out. Bablu:Miss Mein Bataon? Miss:Batao Bablu:Miss College ke 1st Day Underwear Zaror Pehna Chahiye Miss:Get Out. Shamu:Miss Mein Bataon? Samu:Miss Doctor ke Elawa Engineer Bhi Delivery karva Sakta Hai Miss:Get Out. PAVAN:Miss Mein Bataon Miss:gud,bolo PAVAN:FRENCH KISS MEIN NAK BICH MEIN NHIAATI. & I can show demo. Miss:Class is OVER
1st girl: Aaj ke ladko ka koi
eitbar nahi..
maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi
dekhungi.
2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumneuse kisi aur
ladki ke sath dekhlia?
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1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisiaur ladke
ke sath dekh lia hai.
Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke
woh out of city jaraha hai.
Jhutha, Dhokebaaz,
Farebi.......:)
Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein
kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST
PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
sadme se mar gya..
last page par likha tha..
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MRP-Rs 15/- only!
Doctor Pagal Se:
Tum Pagal Q Huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki,
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki
Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai
Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui
Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha
Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui.
Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi
Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur
Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya
Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur
Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale
Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?
5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher
Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The
Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha
Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi
Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge
Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow
Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali
Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam
Hogaya
Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya
Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.
Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?
Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.
Aashiqui 3.. Song created
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook
chalau main ya naa..
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Apne tu ghar ka pata de,
aaau main yaa naaa..
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Apna tu phone number bata de,
Call lagau main yaa naaaa..
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Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,
khau main yaaa naa..
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Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko…
Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de..
koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa..
Doctor Pagal se:
Tum Pagal Q huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi
ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui
Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha
Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai
ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja
aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya
Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban
gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale
Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
Read This Funny Story :
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Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya.
Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uski taraf aa raha hai.
Kutte ki saans ruk gayi.
"Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!"
Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi
dekhi.
Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith
gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne
laga aur zor zor se bolne laga,
"wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai.
Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!"
Aur usne zor se dakaar mara.
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Is baar sher soch mein pad gayaa,
Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai!
Jaan bacha kar bhago!"
Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh
raha tha.
Usne socha yeh mauka achhahai sher ko saari
kahani bata deta hoon isse sher se
dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka
khatra dur ho jayega !
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Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaaga.
Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate huedekh liya !
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Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise
kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai.
Sher ne zor se kaha,
"chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta
hoon",
aur Bandar ko apni peeth par baitha kar sher
kutte ki taraf lapka. ! !
Can u imagine the quick management by the
DOG..??
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Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uski
taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor
zor se bolne laga,
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"Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1 ghanta ho gaya,
saala ek sher fasaa kar nahi la saka..!!" :)