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  • BECHARA LADKA: LADKI PR HATH UTHAYE TO JALIM, Ladki s pit jay to namard, Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh lade to jelous, Chup rhe to fattu, Ghar s bahar qhe to aawara, Ghar m rhe to nkara, Bache ko dante to bujdil, Na dante to laparwah, Biwi ko nokri s roke to shaki mijaj, Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala, Akhir bechara ladka kare to kya kare. Na aana is des mere munna Kindly forwd 2 all boys n girls, Bcoz MARD KO B DARD HOTA H
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  • Ek bacha Boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta h. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle,... ...Bacha kafi try karta h, pr wo height me kam reh jata h, Baccha pareshan ho kr "Bhaad me gayi duniyadari" jo kam galat he, vo galat hai. Main to bataunga.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Rexona Nam Ki Ladki Thi,

    Jo Diana Aur Cinthol Ki Beti Thi,

    Wo Margo Pr Yu Mrti Thi,

    Aur Use Apna Lifebuoy Bnana Chahti Thi,

    Unka Pyar Pears Jaisa Soft Tha

    & Soon Dey Get Married In Fair & Lovely Garden,

    In D Party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel Etc

    vr Invited

    After A Few Years They Had Twins Johnson & Johnson

    Ye 1 Trika Tha Apko Btane Ka Ki Bazar Me Sabuno Ki Kmi Nhi Hai

    Varieties Uplabdh Hai

    So Saal Me 1 Din Nahane Ki Adt Chor De

  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho Gaya Hai So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske Piche Gaya Aur Bola Buddha:"Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun RahiHo?" Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir Bola Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?" Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya Aur Bola Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?" Budhi Chillate Hue: “bhootni Ke, Ye Teesri Baar Haan Bol
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke darbar me dance kar rahi thi (Raja bhot badsurat tha) Ladki ne Raja se 1 sawal pucha, Jab Khuda Husn taqsim kar raha tha, Tab Aap kaha the Raja ne gussa na kiya balki Muskurate hue Kaha,Jab TUM Husn ki line me khadi husn le rhi thi, To m Kismat ki Line me khada Kismat le rha tha or Aaj tuj jesi Husn waliya meri gulam h Issi liye shayer kehta hai,"Husn na maang Naseeb maang Ae Dost, Husn waale toh aksar Naseeb walo ke gulam hua karte hai!'
  • 9 years ago



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  • Doctor Pagal se: Tum Pagal Q huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha Is liye wo meri Nathn hui. Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur Dr: Abey chup kar saale Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
  • 9 years ago



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  • Aashiqui 3.. Song created Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook chalau main ya naa.. . . Apne tu ghar ka pata de, aaau main yaa naaa.. . . Apna tu phone number bata de, Call lagau main yaa naaaa.. . . Khaana tu rakh de paka ke, khau main yaaa naa.. . . . Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko… Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de.. koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Love Story Of A School Boy: "I Never Did My Homework, 2 Get Punishment Of Standing In Front Of My Angel"s Bench, 2 See Her The Whole Period"
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Poet Gharibi Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gya. Daketi Karne Ek Bank Gya Or Kaha Arz Hai.. Handsup. Taqdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega. Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hilega. Fir Cashier Se Kaha. Kuch Khwab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do. Jo Kuch B Tumhare Pas Hai Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Daal Do. Bhot Koshish Karta Hu Teri Yad Bhulane Ki. Koi Koshish Na Kare Police Ko Bulane Ki. Bhula De Mujhko Kya Jata He Tera. Me Goli Mar Dunga Jo Pichha Kare Koi Mera.
  • 9 years ago



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  • 1st girl: Aaj ke ladko ka koi eitbar nahi.. maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi dekhungi. 2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumneuse kisi aur ladki ke sath dekhlia? . . . . 1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisiaur ladke ke sath dekh lia hai. Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke woh out of city jaraha hai. Jhutha, Dhokebaaz, Farebi.......:)
  • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu aur uske dost Ne do Ghode khareede. . . Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis ka hai ? . Pappu : Main Apne Ghode ki Dum kat deta hon! Ye Nishani Hogi. . Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di. . Pappu : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka Kaan Kaat deta hun.. . Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi Kaan Kata hua tha. Dono bade pareshan ki Ab Kya Kiya Jaaye ! . . Bahut Soch vichar ke baad Pappu bola: . . . . . Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera Kala ghoda Mera.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Phoolwala:"Sahab apni gf ke liye phool le lo.. . Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai.. . Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le lo.. . Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai.. . Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo.. . Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai.. . . . . . . Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush kismat insaan meri taraf se yephool free me le le.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Bachche Ne Shankar Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi, Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To Usne Mandir Se Ganesh Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.
  • 9 years ago



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  • अगर सभी भारतीय 90 दिन तक कोई भी विदेशी सामान नहीं ख़रीदे... तो भारत दुनिया का दूसरा सबसे अमीर देश बन सकता है.. सिर्फ 90 दिन में ही भारत के 2 रुपये 1 डॉलर के बराबर हो जायेंगे.. हम सबको मिल कर ये कोशिश आजमानी चाहिए क्युकी ये देश है हमारा..!!!! kya sirf sarkar hi kosis late rupya bachane ki 1 Indian hone k Nate hamara koi farz nahi
  • 9 years ago



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  • Touching Story. Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono Bohat Pyaar Karte The. Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha. To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne Ka Plan Banaya. Wo Dono Ek Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai. . Or . . . . . . . . . . . Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega.. Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna. Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin dar ke karan last page nahi khola. 1 din usse raha nahi gaya aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya.. last page par likha tha.. . . MRP-Rs 15/- only!
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye.. Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola. Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh Uth Gaya Hai..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Heart touching must read:) Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D
  • 9 years ago



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