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Doctor Pagal Se: Tum Pagal Q Huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui. Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?

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मुट्ठी भर चने खाकर बाप एक लोटा पानी पी लेता है, अपने बच्चे के महकते टिफिन को सूंघकर वह जी लेता है| धूप में रिक्शा खींचकर कमाये चंद रुपयों से वह, आईएएस की तैयारी करते बेटे के लिए घी लेता है| बच्चों को न तरसने दिया जिसने कपड़ों के लिए, फटे हुए पाजामे को चुपके से वह बाप सी लेता है| जो भी बना है घर में सब औलादों को परोसकर, अपने लिए वह भूखा बाप छोटी सी तस्तरी लेता है| उसकी जेब से बरसते हैं चॉकलेट और बिस्कीट, बच्चों की मासूम हंसी में हीं वह अपनी खुशी समझता हं़

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Story of MATH. Aj se 300 years pahle MATH bohat masom aur piyara tha. Ek din kuch badmash studnts ne MATH ko bohat mara yahan tak k Math ki akhri Sans thi marty marty sub students ko bad dua de gya. Aur Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS M = Meri A = Aatma T = Tumhe H = Hamesha S = Sataye gi Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hay or saray students ko sata rahi hay or hamesha satati rahegi.. Fwd 2 all studnts.;)

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Love Story Of A School Boy: "I Never Did My Homework, 2 Get Punishment Of Standing In Front Of My Angel"s Bench, 2 See Her The Whole Period"

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Ek Rexona Nam Ki Ladki Thi,

Jo Diana Aur Cinthol Ki Beti Thi,

Wo Margo Pr Yu Mrti Thi,

Aur Use Apna Lifebuoy Bnana Chahti Thi,

Unka Pyar Pears Jaisa Soft Tha

& Soon Dey Get Married In Fair & Lovely Garden,

In D Party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel Etc

vr Invited

After A Few Years They Had Twins Johnson & Johnson

Ye 1 Trika Tha Apko Btane Ka Ki Bazar Me Sabuno Ki Kmi Nhi Hai

Varieties Uplabdh Hai

So Saal Me 1 Din Nahane Ki Adt Chor De

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k Bachche Ne Shankar Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi, Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To Usne Mandir Se Ganesh Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.

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Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,.Customer Care Wali Aunty KehtiSajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,.Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, IljamEk Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,.Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya ToPata Chala,KeHum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi TimePe No. Milaate Rahe.!acha laga to like.~navi

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Hey Prabhu!! Un Tamam Stdnts ko exam Main Kamyab karna... Jinhe Saal Bhar Padhne Ka Tym Na Mila.. Un masum hatho ko himatt dena. Jinho ne unlimtd sms Pakages ko kabhi waste nahi hone diya. Hey Ishwar. Un aankho ko paper me roshni dena, Jo din rat facebook pe baith k Kamjor hogayi hain.... Un Garib bache aur bachiyon ki madad karna.. Jo night hours me baat karte rahe Aur padh nahi sake...:p

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Subah Subah Usne Subah Subah usne bade hi pyar se mere Ghar ke Darwaje ki Ghanti bajai, Maine ek dum se li Angrai aur, Jab darwaja khola toa vo Bade hi pyar se muskurai , Saath hi saath vo thora sa sarmai, Aur thora ghabrai, Maine toa socha ke aaj toa Aapni, Nikal pari mere Bhai, Agale hi Pal vo mere paas aai , Aur mere kaan main bade hi jor se chillai, Main hi hu ji aapki nai naveli kaam wali bai..

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Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ?? . Baap :- Nahi kyo Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...?? Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain.. jo samajh gaya wo LiKE thok Do..:-

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Boys k t0p 10 jhoot!! 1. Mujhe tmhari bohat fikar hai (jhoota:) 2.Tum meri life ki pEhli aur akhiri pasand ho.. (Astagfirullah :) 3. Cell silent pe tha jaAn ( Larke ka m0bile silent? :) 4. Ami ki call ha jani (Had hogai:-) 5. Hamari shadi zarur hogi. (jho0t m0ot wali :) 6. Mushkil waqt mei mujhe sath pa0gi.. (bhagne walon k :) 7. Pyar mei sub jaiz hai meri jaan.. (Chahe izat ki Abc h0jaye :) 8. Tmhare parents mere parents hain.. (sirf shadi se pehle tak :) 9. Tmhare siwa kisi se bAt nai krta.. (taubA kro :) 10. Tm na mili to kanwara betha rahunga..! :-D (pure ek haftey tak :)

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Ek Kishan 1 Murga Leke Aaya. Us Murge Ne Aate Hi 150 Murgiyo Ko Ch*d Diya. Ye Dekh Kar Kishan Bahut Khush Hua. Sham Tak Us Murge Ne Sari Batakho (Duck) Or Baki Janwaro Ko B Ch*d Diya, Ye Dekhkar Kishan Kuch Pareshan Hua. Agle Din Jab Subah Hui To Murga Khet Me Mara Pda Tha Or Upar Giddh Mandra Rhe The. Use Dekhkar Kishan Bola, "Mar Gaya Bh*sdi K, Harkate B To Teri Aisi Thi" Tabhi Murge Ne Ek Aankh Kholi Or Bola "Chup Madarch*d Inme Se Ek Ko Niche To Aane De.

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Amazing Love Story: A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love With Kanjoos Girl.. Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai Gali Me Sikka Fekungi, Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana. Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1 Ghante Baad Aaya. Girl: Itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;-> Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha. Girl: Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh" K Feka Tha, Wapas Khich Liya..:

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Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye.. Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola. Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh Uth Gaya Hai..

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Utrakhand me Fansi ek Beti ne apni Maa se Pucha:"Maa Radio pe Suna India Jeet Gai, jo Khel rae the Unhe 1 crore pe Mila" Maa Boli: Haa Beti sarkar kehti hai"wo Desh k Liye khel rae hai.. isiliye" Beti Asmaan me Helicopter pe Latakte Jawaan ko Dekh ke boli:"Maa Kya Inhe bhi 1 crore??" Maa:"Naa Beti Naa Hamare yaha Balle se khelne wale ko Inaam Milta hai Jaan pe khelne wale ko nai" proud on Indian Army...

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Murda Ashiq ki Gujarish- Gaur Farmaiega Mat Nikalo Mera Janaja Us Bewfa Ki Gali Se Wrna Uska Bap Khega Haramkhor,Marte Marte V 1Chakr Lga Gya?

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Sad Story. 1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi, Baal Sanwarti Thi, Poniyan Bandhti Thi k Bachi Achi Dikhay. Pr Bachi Ki Aankhain Hamesha Bahir Rehti Theen Aise (0_0) Aunty Ne Boht Docters Ko Dikhaya Lekn Wo Sahi Nhi Hui. Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1 Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai. Aunty Boht khush B hui or heran B.. Phr Baba Se Pucha k Aap nay Aisa Kya Kiya k Wo 1 dam Sahi Ho Gai… Baba Ny Kaha: Main Ny Sirf Bachi Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki hn

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Aashiqui 3.. Song created Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook chalau main ya naa.. . . Apne tu ghar ka pata de, aaau main yaa naaa.. . . Apna tu phone number bata de, Call lagau main yaa naaaa.. . . Khaana tu rakh de paka ke, khau main yaaa naa.. . . . Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko… Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de.. koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa..

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Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye.. Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola. Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh Uth Gaya Hai..

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5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam Hogaya Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.

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