Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke darbar
me dance kar rahi thi (Raja
bhot
badsurat tha)
Ladki ne Raja se 1 sawal pucha, Jab
Khuda Husn taqsim kar
raha tha, Tab Aap kaha the
Raja ne gussa na kiya balki
Muskurate hue Kaha,Jab TUM
Husn ki line me khadi husn le
rhi thi, To m Kismat ki Line me
khada Kismat le rha tha or Aaj
tuj jesi Husn waliya meri
gulam
h Issi liye shayer kehta
hai,"Husn na maang Naseeb maang
Ae Dost,
Husn waale toh aksar Naseeb
walo ke gulam hua karte
hai!'
Techer: Homework kyu nahi kiya?
Student: TV Dekh Raha Tha...Mood Nahi Tha...
Teacher:(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?
Student: Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye..
Jab sach sun bhi na paye...
Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye..
Tera dar,
Tera pyar,
Teri wah,
Tu hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali..
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
Touching Story.
Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono
Bohat Pyaar Karte The.
Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka
Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha.
To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne
Ka Plan Banaya.
Wo Dono Ek Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale
Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai.
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Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se
Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan
Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega..
Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan..
Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl: Itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl: Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh"
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:
Doctor Pagal se:
Tum Pagal Q huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui
Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha
Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur
Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya
Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale
Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
Story of MATH.
Aj se 300 years pahle MATH bohat masom aur piyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash studnts ne MATH ko bohat mara yahan tak k Math ki akhri Sans thi marty marty sub students ko bad dua de gya.
Aur
Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin
MATHS
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Sataye gi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hay or saray students ko sata rahi hay or hamesha satati rahegi..
Fwd 2 all studnts.;)