Manzile B Us ki Thi OR Rasta B Usi Ka
Tha Ek Main Akela Tha Kafila B Usi Ka Tha.
Sath-Sath Chalne ki Kasam B Us ki Thi
Phir Rasta Badalne ka Feslah B Usi Ka Tha
Aaj Kiun Akela Hon Dil Sawal Karta Hai
Log To Us Ke The Kiya Kantawali B Usi Ki Thi ?
TO KANTAWALI BOLI--
Use Yaar Banane Ki Galti B Teri Thi..
Us Par Yakin Karne Ka Khyal B Tera Tha...
Use Kyu Gum Hoga Tere Jane Ka...?
Kyuki Sachha Pyar Uska Nahi,,,,
Sachha Pyar To Sirf Tera Tha....!
Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri
Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho
Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske
Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha:"Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
RahiHo?"
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir
Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya
Aur Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Budhi Chillate Hue: “bhootni Ke, Ye
Teesri Baar Haan Bol
Heart touching must read:)
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D
Techer: Homework kyu nahi kiya?
Student: TV Dekh Raha Tha...Mood Nahi Tha...
Teacher:(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?
Student: Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye..
Jab sach sun bhi na paye...
Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye..
Tera dar,
Tera pyar,
Teri wah,
Tu hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali..
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
Ye 1 Darawni Kahani Hai,
Kamjor Dil Wale Ise Na Pade..!!
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