Funny Story SMS

5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam Hogaya Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.

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Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch professors & principle ek saath aeroplane me baithe the , . tabhi ek announcement hoti hai, ye plane aapke hi collage ke students ne banaya hai . . sabhi professor plane se bhaag jate he mgr... Principle nhi bhaagta? sabhi log bolte he aapko darr nhi lagata? . . principle-muze mere students par pura bharosa hai Plane start hi nhi hoga :

9 years ago

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Ek Rexona Nam Ki Ladki Thi,

Jo Diana Aur Cinthol Ki Beti Thi,

Wo Margo Pr Yu Mrti Thi,

Aur Use Apna Lifebuoy Bnana Chahti Thi,

Unka Pyar Pears Jaisa Soft Tha

& Soon Dey Get Married In Fair & Lovely Garden,

In D Party, Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Nirma Vivel Etc

vr Invited

After A Few Years They Had Twins Johnson & Johnson

Ye 1 Trika Tha Apko Btane Ka Ki Bazar Me Sabuno Ki Kmi Nhi Hai

Varieties Uplabdh Hai

So Saal Me 1 Din Nahane Ki Adt Chor De

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Mere har Ghari k Humsfar ...Meri Ulfaton ka jawab de ....Mere Pyar ka Mere Ishq ka ..Sabhi Chahton ka Hisab de.... Maine Zindgi ki har Ghari Teri Justju me guzar di... Mujhe ab Tu Apna Shumar kar.... Mujhe Bewaja na Azab de.... Mei Bikhar rha hun Tutkar ..Teri Ulfaton ki Talash mei.. Mere Ansuon ko Samet le ...Meri Ankhon ko koi Khwab de.

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Santa dabang dekh ker aaya, School mei… Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn, marks de to kahan? Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai. Sir: Badtamiz kya bak rha hai? Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai? Sir: nikal ja class se! Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!

9 years ago

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3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain 1.Waalden 2.Husn. 3.Jawani 3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao 1.Qadam 2.Qasam 3.Qalam 3 chizain soch ker karo 1.Mohabbat 2.Bat 3.Faisla 3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien 1.Maut 2.Waqt 3.Umar 3 chizein choti na samjho 1.Qarz 2.Farz 3.Marz Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.

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Lettr to principal.Salaam saale!, yeh bata kaun haram khor papr set karta h.. Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h. Upar se kutte paper checkng to aise karta h jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho.. Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yahan toh haram khor sab topper hi janme h. tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga. tu khud is papr mein 10 bar fail hoga. tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe... Urs faithfully,(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)

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Heart touching must read:) Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D

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Zindgi k 5 sach.... Sach no 1: " maa k siwa koi wafadar nhi.. Sach no. 2: " gareeb ka koi dost nahi. sach no. 3: " log acchi seerat ko nahi achi surat ko tarjeeh dete hai. Sach no 4: " izzat sirf paise ki hai insaan ki nahi. Sach no 5: " insaan jis shakhs ko dil se Chahta ho wohi shakhs dukh dard deta hai Agree...???

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1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gya Lekin Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia . Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din K Andar Mujhse Mohbbat Ka Iqrar Karo Gi . . Or Ladka Din Rat Barish Me Dhoop Me Us K Ghar K Samne Khada Raha . 9 Din K Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki Mohbbat Ka Ahsas Ho Gya Us Ne Socha Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi Lekin Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use Wahan Na Mila Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par Likha Tha * * Tere Chakkr Main Teri Bahen Set Ho Gayi Hai . . Sorry Saali Sahiba

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Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ?? . Baap :- Nahi kyo Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...?? Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain.. jo samajh gaya wo LiKE thok Do..:-

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Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai. Next Day Zuban Cut Gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai. Bahut Marta Hai. Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko Utha Le. Bahut Marte Hai. Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua? Baap :- Nahi Kyo Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.? Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki Death Ho Gai Hai, Wahan Gayi Hain.

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Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti, lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti, Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi, Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi, Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya, Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha.. Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga.. . . . . . . Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..? Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN

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Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek Hotel Me Jate Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan Karte The. Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas Hua Aur Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip Dekar Maafi Mangi- "Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe Kabhi Preshan Nhi Krenge." Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me Thooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)

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Doctor Pagal Se: Tum Pagal Q Huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui. Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?

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Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,.Customer Care Wali Aunty KehtiSajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,.Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, IljamEk Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,.Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya ToPata Chala,KeHum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi TimePe No. Milaate Rahe.!acha laga to like.~navi

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Ek Poet Gharibi Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gya. Daketi Karne Ek Bank Gya Or Kaha Arz Hai.. Handsup. Taqdir Me Jo Hai Wohi Milega. Koi Apni Jaga Se Nahi Hilega. Fir Cashier Se Kaha. Kuch Khwab Meri Aankho Se Nikal Do. Jo Kuch B Tumhare Pas Hai Jaldi Se Is Bag Me Daal Do. Bhot Koshish Karta Hu Teri Yad Bhulane Ki. Koi Koshish Na Kare Police Ko Bulane Ki. Bhula De Mujhko Kya Jata He Tera. Me Goli Mar Dunga Jo Pichha Kare Koi Mera.

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1st girl: Aaj ke ladko ka koi eitbar nahi.. maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi dekhungi. 2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumneuse kisi aur ladki ke sath dekhlia? . . . . 1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisiaur ladke ke sath dekh lia hai. Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke woh out of city jaraha hai. Jhutha, Dhokebaaz, Farebi.......:)

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मुट्ठी भर चने खाकर बाप एक लोटा पानी पी लेता है, अपने बच्चे के महकते टिफिन को सूंघकर वह जी लेता है| धूप में रिक्शा खींचकर कमाये चंद रुपयों से वह, आईएएस की तैयारी करते बेटे के लिए घी लेता है| बच्चों को न तरसने दिया जिसने कपड़ों के लिए, फटे हुए पाजामे को चुपके से वह बाप सी लेता है| जो भी बना है घर में सब औलादों को परोसकर, अपने लिए वह भूखा बाप छोटी सी तस्तरी लेता है| उसकी जेब से बरसते हैं चॉकलेट और बिस्कीट, बच्चों की मासूम हंसी में हीं वह अपनी खुशी समझता हं़

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Ek Kishan 1 Murga Leke Aaya. Us Murge Ne Aate Hi 150 Murgiyo Ko Ch*d Diya. Ye Dekh Kar Kishan Bahut Khush Hua. Sham Tak Us Murge Ne Sari Batakho (Duck) Or Baki Janwaro Ko B Ch*d Diya, Ye Dekhkar Kishan Kuch Pareshan Hua. Agle Din Jab Subah Hui To Murga Khet Me Mara Pda Tha Or Upar Giddh Mandra Rhe The. Use Dekhkar Kishan Bola, "Mar Gaya Bh*sdi K, Harkate B To Teri Aisi Thi" Tabhi Murge Ne Ek Aankh Kholi Or Bola "Chup Madarch*d Inme Se Ek Ko Niche To Aane De.

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