Ek ladki apne boyfriend se park mein roz milne jati Wo roz time par pohonchti,
lekin ladka hamesha late aata Lekin ladki kabhi usse naraz nahi hoti,
Ek din ladki park mei nahi pohonchi,
Ladka gusse se uske ghar gaya Waha pata chala ki ladki ko blood cancer hai aur wo sirf 6 din jiyegi,
Ladka rote huye ghar aya aur sucide karne buildng ke 100th floor par gaya,
Aur ladki ke liye 1 letter chodda Usme likha tha..
Tum mera hamesha wait karti thi aur me roz
late ata tha lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu aur tumara wait karunga..
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Theek ussi wakt Shaktimaan waha se ja raha tha
Kya Shaktimaan usse bacha payega..?
Janne k liye dekhte rahiye SHAKTIMAAN
Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apne Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga
Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki
He Bhagwan
Ye dost wo h jinhone meri hr khushi hr gam me sath diya
Mere bachpan se lekr aaj tk mere
sath rhe
Kabhi roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe
Ek glass pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya
Meri ek awaz pr dode chle aaye
or aap kehte ho ki me 1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod du
KHAIR, Koi baat nahi
Lekin FERRARI Red color ki hi dena
Subah Subah Usne
Subah Subah usne bade hi pyar se
mere Ghar ke Darwaje ki Ghanti bajai,
Maine ek dum se li Angrai aur,
Jab darwaja khola toa vo
Bade hi pyar se muskurai ,
Saath hi saath vo thora sa sarmai,
Aur thora ghabrai,
Maine toa socha ke aaj toa Aapni,
Nikal pari mere Bhai,
Agale hi Pal vo mere paas aai ,
Aur mere kaan main bade hi jor se chillai,
Main hi hu ji aapki nai naveli kaam wali bai..
Boys k t0p 10 jhoot!!
1. Mujhe tmhari bohat fikar hai
(jhoota:)
2.Tum meri life ki pEhli aur akhiri
pasand ho..
(Astagfirullah :)
3. Cell silent pe tha jaAn
( Larke ka m0bile silent? :)
4. Ami ki call ha jani
(Had hogai:-)
5. Hamari shadi zarur hogi.
(jho0t m0ot wali :)
6. Mushkil waqt mei mujhe sath pa0gi..
(bhagne walon k :)
7. Pyar mei sub jaiz hai meri jaan..
(Chahe izat ki Abc h0jaye :)
8. Tmhare parents mere parents hain..
(sirf shadi se pehle tak :)
9. Tmhare siwa kisi se bAt nai krta..
(taubA kro :)
10. Tm na mili to kanwara betha
rahunga..! :-D
(pure ek haftey tak :)
Teacher:3 Idiots Dekhnay ke Bad Ap ko kya Lesson Mila?Pappu:Miss Yehi ki Engineering Padh ke v Medical ki Ladki Fasai Ja Sakti Hai. Miss:Shut Up,Get Out. Bablu:Miss Mein Bataon? Miss:Batao Bablu:Miss College ke 1st Day Underwear Zaror Pehna Chahiye Miss:Get Out. Shamu:Miss Mein Bataon? Samu:Miss Doctor ke Elawa Engineer Bhi Delivery karva Sakta Hai Miss:Get Out. PAVAN:Miss Mein Bataon Miss:gud,bolo PAVAN:FRENCH KISS MEIN NAK BICH MEIN NHIAATI. & I can show demo. Miss:Class is OVER
Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha..
Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol
Sakta Tha.
To Wo 3 Saal Tak Kuch Nahi Bolaa
"OR"
Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Karta Raha keval
Ek Rajkumari Ko
I Love You
Bolne Ke Lie...!
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Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To
Rajkumari Ne Kaha...
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Mai Sun Nahi Paayi.
Plz Repeat Kro....!♣
Techer: Homework kyu nahi kiya?
Student: TV Dekh Raha Tha...Mood Nahi Tha...
Teacher:(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai?
Student: Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye..
Jab sach sun bhi na paye...
Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye..
Tera dar,
Tera pyar,
Teri wah,
Tu hi Rakh,
Rakh Saali..
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
1st girl: Aaj ke ladko ka koi
eitbar nahi..
maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi
dekhungi.
2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumneuse kisi aur
ladki ke sath dekhlia?
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1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisiaur ladke
ke sath dekh lia hai.
Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke
woh out of city jaraha hai.
Jhutha, Dhokebaaz,
Farebi.......:)
Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha-
Gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga..
6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad
Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge?
Pagal- Shadi
Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat
Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga
Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga
Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga
Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya!
Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or
Panchi Ko Marunga.
Dr.-Oh my gudnes
Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..
Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri
Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho
Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske
Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha:"Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
RahiHo?"
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir
Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya
Aur Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Budhi Chillate Hue: “bhootni Ke, Ye
Teesri Baar Haan Bol
Zindgi k 5 sach....
Sach no 1:
" maa k siwa koi wafadar nhi..
Sach no. 2:
" gareeb ka koi dost nahi.
sach no. 3:
" log acchi seerat ko nahi achi surat
ko tarjeeh
dete hai.
Sach no 4:
" izzat sirf paise ki hai insaan ki
nahi.
Sach no 5:
" insaan jis shakhs ko dil se Chahta
ho wohi
shakhs dukh dard deta hai
Agree...???
Hey Prabhu!!
Un Tamam Stdnts ko exam Main
Kamyab karna...
Jinhe Saal Bhar Padhne Ka Tym Na Mila..
Un masum hatho ko himatt dena.
Jinho ne unlimtd sms
Pakages ko kabhi waste nahi hone diya.
Hey Ishwar.
Un aankho ko paper me roshni dena,
Jo din rat facebook pe baith k
Kamjor hogayi hain....
Un Garib bache aur bachiyon ki madad karna..
Jo night hours me baat karte rahe
Aur padh nahi sake...:p
BECHARA LADKA: LADKI PR HATH UTHAYE TO JALIM,
Ladki s pit jay to namard,
Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh lade to jelous,
Chup rhe to fattu,
Ghar s bahar qhe to aawara,
Ghar m rhe to nkara,
Bache ko dante to bujdil,
Na dante to laparwah,
Biwi ko nokri s roke to shaki mijaj,
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala,
Akhir bechara ladka kare to kya kare.
Na aana is des mere munna
Kindly forwd 2 all boys n girls,
Bcoz MARD KO B DARD HOTA H
Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke darbar
me dance kar rahi thi (Raja
bhot
badsurat tha)
Ladki ne Raja se 1 sawal pucha, Jab
Khuda Husn taqsim kar
raha tha, Tab Aap kaha the
Raja ne gussa na kiya balki
Muskurate hue Kaha,Jab TUM
Husn ki line me khadi husn le
rhi thi, To m Kismat ki Line me
khada Kismat le rha tha or Aaj
tuj jesi Husn waliya meri
gulam
h Issi liye shayer kehta
hai,"Husn na maang Naseeb maang
Ae Dost,
Husn waale toh aksar Naseeb
walo ke gulam hua karte
hai!'
Doctor Pagal Se:
Tum Pagal Q Huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki,
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki
Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai
Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui
Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha
Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui.
Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi
Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur
Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya
Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur
Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale
Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?
Car Mai Pappu Ki Family Jaa Rahi Thi.
Police Ne Car Ko Roka:
Ye Suraksha Week Hai.. Aap Seat
Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho,
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Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai.
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Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge.. ??
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Pappu:- Mai Iss Se Apna Driving
Licence Banwaunga..
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Tabhi Uski Maa Boli:
Iss Ki Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo..
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Daaru Pee Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai..
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Uske Papa Neend Se Jaage Aur
Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole:
Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car
Me Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Paenge..
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Tabhi Car Ki Dikki Se Awaaj Aayi:
Hamne Bordar Cross Kar Liya Kya ??