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  • Murda Ashiq ki Gujarish- Gaur Farmaiega Mat Nikalo Mera Janaja Us Bewfa Ki Gali Se Wrna Uska Bap Khega Haramkhor,Marte Marte V 1Chakr Lga Gya?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Phoolwala:"Sahab apni gf ke liye phool le lo.. . Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai.. . Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le lo.. . Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai.. . Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo.. . Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai.. . . . . . . Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush kismat insaan meri taraf se yephool free me le le.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apne Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki He Bhagwan Ye dost wo h jinhone meri hr khushi hr gam me sath diya Mere bachpan se lekr aaj tk mere sath rhe Kabhi roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe Ek glass pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya Meri ek awaz pr dode chle aaye or aap kehte ho ki me 1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod du KHAIR, Koi baat nahi Lekin FERRARI Red color ki hi dena
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1st girl: Aaj ke ladko ka koi eitbar nahi.. maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi dekhungi. 2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumneuse kisi aur ladki ke sath dekhlia? . . . . 1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisiaur ladke ke sath dekh lia hai. Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke woh out of city jaraha hai. Jhutha, Dhokebaaz, Farebi.......:)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Choti si Pogo Story :-D . Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha, To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye, Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha “Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Papa: “Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu Mera Beta Hai Wo Ek Vishwas Hai“ :-D :-D thoko Like Samajh Aya to.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 4 students ne paper ki tayyari nahi ki, unhone 1 manshooba banaya aur agle din principle se bole Shir ham shadi me gaye the.. Raste me tyre panchar ho gaya. Ham shari rat dhakka lagate rahe... Isliye padh nahi sake. Principle ne man liya aur unhone unlogo ko 1 din ka time de diya aur agle din un charo ko 4 alag kamro me bithaya aur sirf 1 sawal diya. Q-kaunsa tyre panchar tha? 1- Front right 2- Front left 3- Back right 4- Back left Note; agar same jawab hua to sab pass warna fail.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Zindgi k 5 sach.... Sach no 1: " maa k siwa koi wafadar nhi.. Sach no. 2: " gareeb ka koi dost nahi. sach no. 3: " log acchi seerat ko nahi achi surat ko tarjeeh dete hai. Sach no 4: " izzat sirf paise ki hai insaan ki nahi. Sach no 5: " insaan jis shakhs ko dil se Chahta ho wohi shakhs dukh dard deta hai Agree...???
    • 9 years ago



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  • ek ladka tha wo kisi se nhi darta tha fir bhi na jane kiu wo dar dar ke rahat tha raat me sota or utha utha kar rota tha na jane kiu wo kisi se na darte hue bhi wo darta tha maa puchhati par wo kuchha na kehta tha or akele me ja kar wo bahut hi jada rota tha ab usne bta bhi karn sabse chhod dia tha na jane wo kis se darta tha . ek din wo mar gya , or uski diary me likha tha wo english se darta tha . or likha tha mujhe maf kar dena maa papa .
    • 9 years ago



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  • Techer: Homework kyu nahi kiya? Student: TV Dekh Raha Tha...Mood Nahi Tha... Teacher:(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai? Student: Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye.. Jab sach sun bhi na paye... Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye.. Tera dar, Tera pyar, Teri wah, Tu hi Rakh, Rakh Saali.. SADDA HAq AitHe RakH... SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lettr to principal.Salaam saale!, yeh bata kaun haram khor papr set karta h.. Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h. Upar se kutte paper checkng to aise karta h jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho.. Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yahan toh haram khor sab topper hi janme h. tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga. tu khud is papr mein 10 bar fail hoga. tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe... Urs faithfully,(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)
    • 9 years ago



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  • THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P Girl: kitna seedha h..! boy: kya maal h..! ... ... girl: nice behaviour..! boy: kash pat jaye..! .. ... girl: dresing sense zabardast h..! boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..! ... .... Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..! Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha.. Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol Sakta Tha. To Wo 3 Saal Tak Kuch Nahi Bolaa "OR" Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Karta Raha keval Ek Rajkumari Ko I Love You Bolne Ke Lie...! . . Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To Rajkumari Ne Kaha... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mai Sun Nahi Paayi. Plz Repeat Kro....!♣
    • 9 years ago



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  • FACEBOOK humara planet hai, hum sab facebook wasi friends-friends hai, hume apna planet prano se bhi pyaraa hai, iski sukh samridhi, vivid jokes, aur posts per hume garv hai, hum iske, page owner banne ka sada preyatn karthe rehenge... hum apne matha-pitha, shikshako, aur gurujano se chup ke- humesha online aane ka promiss lethe hain... facebook wasiyon ke kalyan aur samridhi me hi humara sukh nehit hai.. !!!JAI FACEBOOK!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mere har Ghari k Humsfar ...Meri Ulfaton ka jawab de ....Mere Pyar ka Mere Ishq ka ..Sabhi Chahton ka Hisab de.... Maine Zindgi ki har Ghari Teri Justju me guzar di... Mujhe ab Tu Apna Shumar kar.... Mujhe Bewaja na Azab de.... Mei Bikhar rha hun Tutkar ..Teri Ulfaton ki Talash mei.. Mere Ansuon ko Samet le ...Meri Ankhon ko koi Khwab de.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boys k t0p 10 jhoot!! 1. Mujhe tmhari bohat fikar hai (jhoota:) 2.Tum meri life ki pEhli aur akhiri pasand ho.. (Astagfirullah :) 3. Cell silent pe tha jaAn ( Larke ka m0bile silent? :) 4. Ami ki call ha jani (Had hogai:-) 5. Hamari shadi zarur hogi. (jho0t m0ot wali :) 6. Mushkil waqt mei mujhe sath pa0gi.. (bhagne walon k :) 7. Pyar mei sub jaiz hai meri jaan.. (Chahe izat ki Abc h0jaye :) 8. Tmhare parents mere parents hain.. (sirf shadi se pehle tak :) 9. Tmhare siwa kisi se bAt nai krta.. (taubA kro :) 10. Tm na mili to kanwara betha rahunga..! :-D (pure ek haftey tak :)
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक पिजंरे मेँ कुछ तोते एक तोती को छेँड रहेँ थेँ........! ♥ जबकि दुसरे पिजंरेँ मेँ एक तोता पुजा और दुसरा तोता नमाज पढ रहा था.............! ♥ मालिक ने सोचा"- कितने नेक तोते है इनके पिजंरे मेँ तोती आराम से रहेगी, ♥ उसने तोती को नेक तोतो के पिजंरे मे डाल दिया, जब तोती उस पिजंरे मे गयी, ♥ तो पुजा करने वाला तोता नमाज पढने वाले तोते से बोला"- ♥ उठो खानसाहब दुआँ कबुल हो गयी, अपनी आईटम आ गयी......$!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai. Next Day Zuban Cut Gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai. Bahut Marta Hai. Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko Utha Le. Bahut Marte Hai. Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua? Baap :- Nahi Kyo Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.? Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki Death Ho Gai Hai, Wahan Gayi Hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam Hogaya Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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