• Categories
Location |   Home >> Story SMS >> Funny Story SMS
  • Funny Story SMS   86
  • ek ladka tha wo kisi se nhi darta tha fir bhi na jane kiu wo dar dar ke rahat tha raat me sota or utha utha kar rota tha na jane kiu wo kisi se na darte hue bhi wo darta tha maa puchhati par wo kuchha na kehta tha or akele me ja kar wo bahut hi jada rota tha ab usne bta bhi karn sabse chhod dia tha na jane wo kis se darta tha . ek din wo mar gya , or uski diary me likha tha wo english se darta tha . or likha tha mujhe maf kar dena maa papa .
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ?? . Baap :- Nahi kyo Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...?? Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain.. jo samajh gaya wo LiKE thok Do..:-
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Love Story Of A School Boy: "I Never Did My Homework, 2 Get Punishment Of Standing In Front Of My Angel"s Bench, 2 See Her The Whole Period"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Choti si Pogo Story :-D . Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha, To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye, Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha “Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Papa: “Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu Mera Beta Hai Wo Ek Vishwas Hai“ :-D :-D thoko Like Samajh Aya to.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Car Mai Pappu Ki Family Jaa Rahi Thi. Police Ne Car Ko Roka: Ye Suraksha Week Hai.. Aap Seat Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho, . Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai. . Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge.. ?? . .. Pappu:- Mai Iss Se Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga.. . Tabhi Uski Maa Boli: Iss Ki Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo.. . Daaru Pee Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai.. . Uske Papa Neend Se Jaage Aur Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole: Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car Me Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Paenge.. . Tabhi Car Ki Dikki Se Awaaj Aayi: Hamne Bordar Cross Kar Liya Kya ??
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • 5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam Hogaya Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • मुट्ठी भर चने खाकर बाप एक लोटा पानी पी लेता है, अपने बच्चे के महकते टिफिन को सूंघकर वह जी लेता है| धूप में रिक्शा खींचकर कमाये चंद रुपयों से वह, आईएएस की तैयारी करते बेटे के लिए घी लेता है| बच्चों को न तरसने दिया जिसने कपड़ों के लिए, फटे हुए पाजामे को चुपके से वह बाप सी लेता है| जो भी बना है घर में सब औलादों को परोसकर, अपने लिए वह भूखा बाप छोटी सी तस्तरी लेता है| उसकी जेब से बरसते हैं चॉकलेट और बिस्कीट, बच्चों की मासूम हंसी में हीं वह अपनी खुशी समझता हं़
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke darbar me dance kar rahi thi (Raja bhot badsurat tha) Ladki ne Raja se 1 sawal pucha, Jab Khuda Husn taqsim kar raha tha, Tab Aap kaha the Raja ne gussa na kiya balki Muskurate hue Kaha,Jab TUM Husn ki line me khadi husn le rhi thi, To m Kismat ki Line me khada Kismat le rha tha or Aaj tuj jesi Husn waliya meri gulam h Issi liye shayer kehta hai,"Husn na maang Naseeb maang Ae Dost, Husn waale toh aksar Naseeb walo ke gulam hua karte hai!'
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Doctor Pagal Se: Tum Pagal Q Huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi Ki Yu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gai Un K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha Is Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui. Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur Dr: Abey Chup Kar Saale Kya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • 1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gya Lekin Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia . Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din K Andar Mujhse Mohbbat Ka Iqrar Karo Gi . . Or Ladka Din Rat Barish Me Dhoop Me Us K Ghar K Samne Khada Raha . 9 Din K Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki Mohbbat Ka Ahsas Ho Gya Us Ne Socha Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi Lekin Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use Wahan Na Mila Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par Likha Tha * * Tere Chakkr Main Teri Bahen Set Ho Gayi Hai . . Sorry Saali Sahiba
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • !!...TRUE STORY...!! Ek Samay Ki Baat Hai, Main Raat Ko Apne Bed Pe Leta Huva Tha Ki Achanak, . . . . . . Mujhe Neend Aa Gayi Aur Main So Gya.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Heart touching must read:) Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Santa dabang dekh ker aaya, School mei… Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn, marks de to kahan? Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai. Sir: Badtamiz kya bak rha hai? Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai? Sir: nikal ja class se! Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Sad Story. 1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi, Baal Sanwarti Thi, Poniyan Bandhti Thi k Bachi Achi Dikhay. Pr Bachi Ki Aankhain Hamesha Bahir Rehti Theen Aise (0_0) Aunty Ne Boht Docters Ko Dikhaya Lekn Wo Sahi Nhi Hui. Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1 Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai. Aunty Boht khush B hui or heran B.. Phr Baba Se Pucha k Aap nay Aisa Kya Kiya k Wo 1 dam Sahi Ho Gai… Baba Ny Kaha: Main Ny Sirf Bachi Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki hn
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Pappu aur uske dost Ne do Ghode khareede. . . Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis ka hai ? . Pappu : Main Apne Ghode ki Dum kat deta hon! Ye Nishani Hogi. . Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di. . Pappu : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka Kaan Kaat deta hun.. . Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi Kaan Kata hua tha. Dono bade pareshan ki Ab Kya Kiya Jaaye ! . . Bahut Soch vichar ke baad Pappu bola: . . . . . Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera Kala ghoda Mera.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye.. Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola. Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh Uth Gaya Hai..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apne Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki He Bhagwan Ye dost wo h jinhone meri hr khushi hr gam me sath diya Mere bachpan se lekr aaj tk mere sath rhe Kabhi roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe Ek glass pani b piya to b mere sath share kiya Meri ek awaz pr dode chle aaye or aap kehte ho ki me 1 FERRARI ke liye inhe chhod du KHAIR, Koi baat nahi Lekin FERRARI Red color ki hi dena
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Touching Story. Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono Bohat Pyaar Karte The. Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha. To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne Ka Plan Banaya. Wo Dono Ek Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai. . Or . . . . . . . . . . . Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega.. Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS
  • Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha- Gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga.. 6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge? Pagal- Shadi Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya! Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or Panchi Ko Marunga. Dr.-Oh my gudnes Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Story SMS