Khamosh raaho me tera saath chahiye
Tnha hai mera hath, tera haath chahiye
Mujhko mere muqadar pr itna yakeentoo hai
Tujhko bhi mere lafz, meri baat chahiye
Me khud apni shayri ko kiya acha kehta
Mujhko teri tareef, teri daad chahiye
Ehsaas-e-mohabb at tere waste hai lekin
Junoon-e-ishk ko teri soghat chahiye
Tu mujhko paane ki khahaish rakhti ho lakin
Jene k liye teri mulaakat
chahiye !!!!
A Touchy Love Story..
A boy was tired of girlfriend’s msgs which always said: i love u, i miss u..
One night he received a msg from her but didn’t read it, insted he slept
Next day he got a call from his girlfriend’s mom who said:
that her daughter had a car accident & died last night.
He then read the msg in which it was written:
Dear plz come in front of your house, i met with an accident & its my last wish tosee u plz.
Friends never ignore anything in life.
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ladke ke ghar pe jane ki sochti hai or himat karke ladke ki gali me aa jati hai tabhi ladke ka dost milta hai
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ladki ladke ke dost se puchhti hai ki aap ka dost kaha hai ladke ka dost bolta hai ki aap yaha tak to aa hi gae ho
chalo me apko mere dost ki maa ke pas le jata hu aap unhi se puchh lena
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ladki ladke ke ghar pe aa jati hai
ladke ki maa bolti hai kon ho ladki jese hi ladki apna naam leti hai
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bese hi ladke ki maa ne ladki ko ek kagj diya or bola
Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chhod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho Gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani
Mathe Ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan.
koi hota jo hume b samjhta...
Mujhe kyu ho kisi se koi shikwa gila,
kisi ne bhi to nahi mana mujhe apna.
1 pal tha jab sab sath the mere,
par ab to tanha chhod chale..
Akele aaye the is duniya me
aur akele hi jana hai.
ye sab jante hai, mante hai,
phir bhi dil ko pata nahi kyu rishte nibhana hai..
Nahi mila kabhi khud ko parakhne ka waq hume,
warna aaj pata hota ki sabne kyu chhoda tanha hume..
khud hi khud me sab kuch hum samajhte hain,
kaash koi hota jo samjhta hame hum se jada....
Ek bar ek ladka roj ek ladki ke ghar ke bahar jata or beath jata .ensa 1year tak chalta raha jab ladki ko laga ki ye mere se sachha pyar karta hea to ladki ne puchha tum yanha kyo khade rahte ho. To ladka bola bhan tumhare vai fai me password nahi tha to me use estmal karne aata hun.
Teri yaad se rista kal bhi tha,
Teri yaad se rista aaj bhi hai,
Dil apna dukhta kal bhi tha,
Dil ye udaas aaj bhi hai,
Jo Pyaar Hum Tum Karte The,
Wo Pyaar To Zinda Aaj Bhi Hai,
Hum Bichad Gaye Is Doori mein,
Tum Door Ho Majburi Mein,
Kabhi Waqt Mile To Chali Aana,
Khula Dil ka Darwaza Aaj Bhi Hai,
Na Sataao.,....
Na Tadpaao....
NA Mehfil Mein Yu Tanha
Chhodo,
Teri Yaad Me Jaage Kal Bhi They,
Teri Yaad Me Jaage Aaj Bhi Hai !
♥By- OR Dhandhal karal
Tere Hone Par Bhi Khud Ko Tanhaa Samjhoon.
Main Be-Wafa Hoon, Ya Tujh Ko Be-Wafa Samjhoon.?
Teri Be-Rukhi Se Waqt To Guzar Gaya Hai Mera.
Yeh Khud Daari Hai, Ya Teri Adaa Samjhoon.
Tere Baad Kya Haal Huwa Hai Mera..
Yeh Teri Inaayat Hai, Ya Sazaa Samjhoon.
Zakham Dete Ho Aur Marham Bhi Lagaate Ho",
Yeh Teri Aadat Hai, Yaa Adaa Samjhoo.
BOY:
Dekho Mene Naya Cell Lia!
GIRL:
Wah! Chalo “Taj” Me Party Dedo!
In Evning,
Dey Went To “Taj Palace Hotel”
(After Completing Diner)
GIRL:
Oye!
How Did U Manage Money For Dis Kind Of Hotel?
BOY:
Cell Bech Dya!
Tm Se Barh K Thori Na Tha…:)
Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
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Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
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Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
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Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
acha laga to like...
Na Din Guzarte Hain Aur Na Hi Raate Kat Ti Hain.
Unki Bewafai Jalati Hai Mujhe Is Tarah Se,
Jaise Dheere-Dheere Geelee Lakdi Sulagti Hai.
Koi To Baat Zaroor Hai Jise Mera Man Ab Tak Na Bhool Paya Hai.
Mehfilon Se Door Bhagta Hoon, Tanhai Se Darta Hoon.
Dard Hota Hai To Aansu Bahata Hu, Aahen Bharta Hoon.
Bematlab Si Lagne Lagi Zindagi Apni,
Ab To Bas Maut Ka Intezar Karta Hoon.
Ye Gham Hi Lagta Mujhe Apna Humsaya Hai.
EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se,
Kaha Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni
Achhi Dikhti, Sagar Se Kaha
Tera Pani Khara Na Hota
To Kitna Achha Hota, Gulab Se
Kaha Tujme Kante Na Hote
Tho Kitna Achha Hota, Tab
Teeno 1 Sath Bole Ki....,
ey Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki
“Kamiya”
Dekhne Ki Adat Na Hoti To Tu
Kitna Achha Hota.
Maa: Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Beta: Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga.
Maa: Ager phir bhi theek na hui tou?
Beta: Maa main paisay kharch kerun ga
tumhain Bahir mulk le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga..
Maa hass padi..!!
Beta: Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum kya karogi?
Maa: Mere Lal, main tujhe apni ankhain de dungi..
No One is better than Mother!!
Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:
Pagal Panti Joke
Old Lady to Doctor:" Mujhe Gas ki problem
hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na
Bad Bu aati hai na Awaaz..
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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
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Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye"
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(1 week baad)
Old Lady:" Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di.??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aarahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai."
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Doctor:" Good. Aapki Naak theek ho gayi
hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaz krenge
Ek ladka tha uska nam tha dhanendra vo ek bar usko kisi ldki ka no.mila to usne us ldki se bat ki dheere un dono ki bate hone lgi ldki av tk us ldke ka nam ni janti thi pr fr bat hone lgi ab na ldki puchhi ki tmhara kya nam h aur ldka to janta tha ldki ka nam ruchi h per jante h dosto us ldke ko uske bdle m kya mila baba ji ka thullu
adhori kahni
sadi me dekha to love ho gaya
dono ko ek dosare love ho gaya chali fir love ki kahni dono milne lage dono ek dosre ko jarurt ban gaye dekhate dekhate dono ek dosre ko zindgi samjhne laga pata chala jab ghar balo ko dono ko milne se rok diya gaya
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na rahe sake dono or ek satha dono mar gaye
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Naveen love
"3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh Viswas ne
Thandi Aah bhar k kaha:
Me 1 Baar Chala Gaya
Toh phir kbi lout kr nhi Aunga
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,
Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K
Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.
Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko
Road Pe Fek Dia.
Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya
Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar
Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.
Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne
Teddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya Or
Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.
Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,
Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
cute love story
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
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Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga :(
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.
Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi.