Ek ladka tha deewaana sa ladki bi thi deewaani na jane kab shuru hui EK ANOKHI PREM KAHANI wo ladka uspe mar mita
wo ladki nhi mani wo bante bante rh gyi
ek anokhi prem kahani wo ladka sochta hi rh gaya
barbad hui sari jawani par us ladki ne NA bolne me kbhi haar nai mani wo ek tarfa pyar tha
ye jaan chuka tha wo
tabhi to shayad us ladki ko
rab maan chuka tha wo wo koshish karta raha
usne har na mani
lekin us ladki ne phir bi uski halat najani
Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri
Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho
Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske
Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha:"Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
RahiHo?"
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir
Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya
Aur Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Budhi Chillate Hue: “bhootni Ke, Ye
Teesri Baar Haan Bol
Garibi. Ke kuchh pal
.
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Pyaar se bada bana diya paisa ladka roj ki tarha school ja raha tha uski najar ek ladki par padti hai
.
Yaha se ek tarfa pyaar ki pal soru hote hai ladka us ladki ko roj dekhta
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Ek din ladka himat karta hai or ladki se apne pyaar ka eajahr karta hai
Ladki kehti hai tere pas kya hai ladka bolta hai mai apko hames khus rakhuga par ladki fir se bolti hai tere pas kya hai ladka kuchh nhi bolta or chup
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Chala jata hai
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Abhi baki hai kuchh pal
Kamzor dil wale plz ye post na perhein :D:P
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Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi
Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha
1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai
usko ultiyan aane lagi
Usne ek glass mai ulti ki
or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo
larka tayar ho jata hy
Wo adha glass peeny k bad ruk jata hy
To larki pochti hy kya hua ruk Q gaye?
.
Us larky ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha or kaha
.
aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon.:
choti Si Dosti,
Anjaani Mulakaatein;
Pal Bhar Mein Khatam Hote Din,
Khayalon Mein Doobi Lambi Raatein;
Yahin Se Shuru Hota Hai Pyaar, Hai Na..??
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Anjaan Hai, Anjaan Hi Rahne Do
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Pal Pal Yun Hi Marne Do
Kyoun Badnaam Karte Ho Humara NaamLeke
Ab Toh Iss Naam Ko Benaam Hi Rahne Do
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Jiski Yaad Me Sare Jahan Ko Bhul Gaye
Suna Hai Aajkal Vo Humara Naam Tak Bhul Gaye
Kasam Khai Thi Jisne Sath Nibhane Ki Yaaro
Aaj Wo Humari Lash Par Aana Bhul Gaye
ab milne laga us ki mohabbat mein sukoon
Phir yun hua woh mera sath chhor gaya
Abhi bohat baki thi hasratein dil mein
Magar woh shakhs adhuri mulaqaat chhor gaya
Fakhra to yeh hai ke woh tha mera hamsafar kbhi
Dukh yeh hai ke beech raah mein woh mera hath chhor gaya
Bin us ke rehna ab azab sa lagta hai
Na jaane zindagi mein woh kaise jazbaat chhor gaya
Woh shakhs to chala gaya meri zindgi se
Magar aankhon mein meri aansuon ki barsaat chhor gaya
Ek aadami tha usaki do betia thi dono betia jawan ho gayi ek betiki shadi mali se kar di dusari beti ki shadi kumhar se kar di. 2 sal baad pahali beti ke pass gaya aur pochha kaisi ho beti ?aur tumhe kya chahiye ?
Beti-papa aap bagawan se manaiye ki barsat ho taki fool khil sake.
Aadami dusari beti ke pass gaya aur pochha.
Kaisi ho beti ?aur tumhe kya chahiye .
Dusari beti -papa aap bhagawan se manaiye ki suraj uge taki bartan sukh sake .
Aadmi -hey bhagawan mai kya manau dhup ya barish.
kuchh batae
har ladka. ladki pyaar kart hai par kehne se dart hai jo apne pyaar ka ejahar kar deta hai wo pyaar nhi apke paise se or jim se pyaar kart hai
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pyaar wo hai jo dil se kiya jata hai par kisi ko jataya nhi jata jo pyaar ko jatat hai wo pyaar nhi karta
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sacha pyaar kisi ke aage nhi girta
pyaar to apni gali khud hi bana leta hai
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pyaar me kabhi dhok nhi mita
pyaar dil se kiya jata hai jo dil se pyaar karta hai wo kabhi dhok nhi khata
Ek Ladke Ne Apne Class Ki Ek Ladki Ko Prapose Kiya Aur Wo Raji Ho Gai.
Ladka Aksar Kaha Karta Tha Ki Me Bina Dil Ke Ji Raha Hu Kyu Ki Mera
Dil Tere Paas He.
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ne Apna Irada Change Kar Diya Aur Ladki Se Kaha
Ki Me Tumse Shadi Nahi Kar Sakta Mere Perents Ki Khushi Hi Meri Khushi
He.
Ladke Ne Kaha Hum Hamesa Dost Hi Rahenge Aur Ladki Maan Gai.
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ki Shadi Hui To Us Ladki Ne Use "GIFT" Bheja
Ladke Ne Gift Kholte Hi Rona Chalu Kar Diya...
Kyu Ki "Gift Me Ladki Ka Dil Tha, Wo Bhi Khun Se Lathpath"
Aur Ladki Ne Likha Tha:
"Arey Pagal Tumhara Dil To Mere Paas Tha Use Bhijva Rahi Hu, Apni Wife
Ko Kya Doge?"
"ITs LovE"
From kevin.doru
1 sweet story:
1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
1 GF. Ko and 1 dost ko..
Mein ja raha hu reply fast..
1st reply GF ka aya:
tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge. Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..
2nd msg dost ka aya: abe kamine akele kaha ja
raha hai ruk mein bi ata hu..
Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bolaaaj phir
pyar dosti se haar gaya.
{ मेरा बचपन का शमां}
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वो भी क्या दिन थे,
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जब मम्मी का प्यार. और पापा का कन्धा,
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ना पैसोँ की सोच,
ना फतुर के सपने,
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न कल की चिन्ता,
ना जिन्दगी के कुन्दे,
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पर अब कल की है चिन्ता,
और अधुरे है सपने,
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सपनोँ को ढुन्डते-ढुन्डते
कहाँ आ कये हम,
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आखिर......
इतने बडे क्युँ हे कये हम..!
Ek Din Unse Hum Bahut Door Chale Jayenge,
Satayengi Hamari Yadein Har Taraf Unhe
Or Wo Pareshan Ho Jayenge,
Charon Taraf Dekhenege Par Hum Na
Nazar Aayenge,
Jab Satayengi Hamari Yadein
Wo Hamse Milne Ko Betab Ho Jayenge
Wadiyon Se Poochenge Hamara Pata
Par Hum Kaha Unhe Mil Payenge,
Yaad Ayengi Unko Hamari Wafaein
Unki Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jayenge,
Dhoondenge Wo Ek Pyar Bhare Ehsaas
Ko Samundar Rahe Bhale Hi Wo Pyase Reh Jayenge,
Ek Din Ham Unse Bahut Door Chale Jayenge...
Pagal Panti Joke
Old Lady to Doctor:" Mujhe Gas ki problem
hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na
Bad Bu aati hai na Awaaz..
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Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
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Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye"
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(1 week baad)
Old Lady:" Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di.??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aarahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai."
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Doctor:" Good. Aapki Naak theek ho gayi
hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaz krenge
Jindgi me her kisi ko pyar hota nahi,
.
Jise hota hai vo sota nahi.
.
Pyar ko dekhne ke najriye sabke alag - alag hote hai,
.
Per jo dikta hai vo hakikat me hota nahi.
nterested LOVE STORY 1 LADKA
1 LADKi Aik Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The Bad Qismati Se LADKi Mar Gai Marne K Bad LADKi Ne LADKE
Se Kaha: "Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADAY K Peeche Tu Milega Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Peeche Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikla Ek Tu Hi Na Tha Mere JANAZE K
Peechy ". LADKA BOLA: "Ek WADA Tha Mera Har
WADAY K Peeche, Me Milunga Tujhe Har Gali Har
Darwaze K Peeche, Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha, Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Peeche..
cute love story
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
...
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga :(
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
Ek aadmi ne remote control pe chalne wali car khareedi.
Ek din usne car ko order diya- Go & bring my children from school.
Car gayee aur bahut der tak wapas nahin aayee.
Aadmi tension me aa gaya aur police complaint karne ke liya nikal hi raha tha itne mein car bahut saare bachchon ko leke aayee jisme uski naukrani ke 2, baajuwali ke 3, uski saali ka 1 aur uske secretary ke 2 bachche the.
Aadmi aur tension mein aa gaya.
Patni ne kaha- iska matlab ye saare bachche tumhare hain.
Pati ne kaha ye to main baad mein bataunga pehle ye batao car hamare do bachchon ko kyun nahin leke aayee?
A Boy Loves His Girl Very Much, & Asked Her To Marry Him:
Girl:- No Sorry, I’m Marrying Someone Else..
Boy:- Oh, I Wish You Very Best Of Luck And Stay Happy, I Will Move On,
Girl:- No Pls Be My Friend, I Need You… …
Boy:- That’s The Problem You Need Me,
But You Don’t Want Me..
“I’m Sorry I Can’t Be Ur Friend Anymore”..
I Guess Boy Was Kinda Right What Say People?,
So Thumbs Up For Boy And His True Love.
Meri Aankhon Pe MartiThi,
Meri Baton
Pe
Hansti Thi.
Najane Kaisa Ladki Thi, Mujhe
Khone Se Darti
Thi
Wo Jab Bhi Baat Karti Thi,
Yehi Har
Baar Kehti
Thi Suno...!
Agar Me Bhool Jaon Toh, Agar
Me
Rooth Jaon
Toh,
Kabhi Wapes Na Aaon Toh, Bhula Pao
Gi Ye
Sab Kuch,
Yonhi Hanste Raho g Kiya?
Yunhi
jeete Raho G kiya?
Yehi Baten Hain Bas Us Ki, Yehi
Yaden
Hain
Bas Us Ki,
Mujhe Maloom Hai Itna, Mujhe Wo
Pyar Karti
Thi,
Mujhe Khone Se DrtiThi
Par Kho Dia.
Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl:itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl- Pagal Wo To “Dhaaga Baandh”
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..: