Kya soch kar usne mujhe phir pukara hoga.
Lagta hai aaj use bhi kisi ne rulaya hoga.
Jo kabhi dilon se khel jaya karta tha.
Uske dil se koi khel geya hoga.
Dil ka dard hota kya hai.
Aaj yeh tazurba usne bhi sikha hoga.
Me to mud bhi aata uske pass.
Agar apni khawahisho me use hame socha hoga.
Hame to aadat hai tutane ki.
Par wo yun tut ke phir jud na paya hoga.
Phir se bewafai kar jaye chahe mera sanam.
Par der ko hi sahi mera to paya hoga
A cute LOVE STORY...!
♥
There was a boy whø daily sent his
girlfriend a rose when ever he was out.
♥
...1 day he died,
♥
still his girlfriend received
A Rose evryday,
♥
She was shøcked she asked the floweriest,
♥
she told her that her boyfriend had paid advance
for her whole life.
♥
Sø…
Love someone such that it remains forever…♥
Ye msg Pyar karne walon k naam,
Heer paidal ja rahi thi ek ladka awaz deta hai:
Ae diwani piche mud k dekh,
Tera dupatta zameen se ghisa ja raha hai,
Heer jawab deti hai:
Ae diwane tu kya jane ye v
Apna farz nibha raha hai,
Koi chum na le mere kadmo ki mitti ko
"Ranjhe" ke siwa, isliye ye nisan mita raha hai.
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehnachahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht
dukh hua or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho
Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki
Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein
Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
bcz i cant live without u................
i love u
1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi,Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi KBadle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia.Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear KoRoad Pe Fek Dia.Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe GayaLekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use TakkarMaar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya.Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us LadkiNeTeddy Bear Ko Zoor Se Gale Lagaya OrTab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola.Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge,Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He.
Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
.
Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
.
Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
.
Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.!
acha laga to like.....
Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat
Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga.
Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki
Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo.
Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya
Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya.
Aurat: “Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal
Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko
Kon Bachayega?”
Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi
Khubsoorat Jawab Diya-
“Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo“
.
agree karte ho to thoko like...
Meri zindagi ki har khushi mein shaamil tum ho
Meri bandagi ki har ghadi mein shaamil tum ho
Maine jitni bhi duaayein maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho
Ik mauj hoon main aur mera sahil tum ho
Aur ik safar hoon main hoon, meri manzil tum ho
Ho maine jitni bhi duayen maangi ab tak rab se
Meri unn sabhi duaaon ka ho hasil tum ho.
Aashiqui kya hai
main bata ta hun
jab koi chhod ke jaaye to aisa lage ke
khud ki ruh nikal ke jaa rahi ho
jab koi rula de to aisa lage ke ye aansoo
bhi unki mohabbat ka tohfa ho
jab koi naam le uska to yun lage ke dil
to hai seene main par dhadkta tab hai
jab unka naam sunta ho""
1 sweet story:1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..1 GF. Ko and 1 dost ko..Mein ja raha hu reply fast..1st reply GF ka aya:tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge. Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..2nd msg dost ka aya: abe kamine akele kaha jaraha hai ruk mein bi ata hu..Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bolaaaj phirpyar dosti se haar gaya.~navi
14 saal ke ladke ko, 10 saal ki khubsurat ladki ki photo raste mein mili,
aur us ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya.
uska us ladki k liye pyar dhire-2 badne lga.
wo us ladki se bhut pyar karne lga.
Lekin wo ladka us ladki ko kbi nahi pa ska.
Kuch saal bad.
Uski wife ne wo photo dekha aur pucha:
tumhe ye photo kha se mila?
ladke ne pucha kyun?
Ladki boli: meri photo kho gya thi jab mein 10 saal ki thi.
Ek Boy L0ved A Girl But
Never Pr0posed Her.
One Day He Decided T0 Tell
Her At 1:00am At Night..!!
He Type:
.
.
.
"I L0ve Y0u"
And Sent It, After A Few Sec0nds
He G0t A Msg But He
Decided T0
See It The Next Day F0r
Surprise And Slept..
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.
.
Next Day, He Read The Msg
And So Sh0cked Because,
It Was Written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg Sending Failed Due T0
Insufficient Balance.
Plz Recharge Ur Acc0unt..
Ek ladki roz ek gali se gujra karti thi,apne chere ko nakab se dhaka rakhti thi.Ek ladka uspe marta tha,sayad wo use dil se payar karta tha.Ek din ladki ne us ladke ke padosi se pucha,kaha gaya wo aashik?To usne bataya aapko aane me derho gai,us diwane ki kal raat mot ho gai?Padosi ne apna frz nibhaya,ladki ko kabr tak le gaya.Ladki kabr par rone lagiapne ansu se kabr ko dhone lagi.Kabr se aawaz aayi"A khuda ye kesa inklab aya he, aaj me parde me hu or mera mehbub benakab aya he.~navi
Ek dada aur dadi ne
Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane ka socha,
Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare milenge
Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke
gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi..
Dada gusse me ghar pahoch,
tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara
Dadi ne sharma kar kaha
maa ne jane nahi diya..!
Teri yad ne mere dil ko sja rakha hai
tere pyar me sab ko bhula rakha hai
kuch acha nahi legta teri judai ke bad
ek teri yaad ko sine se laga rakha hai
tera milna to ab ek khawab hi lagta hai
najayaj ab kyo dil ko bhula rakha hai
sab kuch lut gya hamara tere pyar me
teri yad ko palko me chupa rakha hai
muqadar se milte hain bichar kya warna
aj bhi tera naam dil me saja rakha hai
najayaj koi nahe basta tere siva ankh me
ek teri tasvir ko dil me chupa rakha hai
Story of MATH ...... :)
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Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATH bohot masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATH ko bohot mara yahan tak ki
Math ki aakhri Sans thi marte marte sab students ko badua de gyi.
Aur
Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin MATHS
.
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi:P :D :O
Mujhse kaha ishwar ne mat kr intjar
Is janam me uska milna namumkin hai.
Maine kha agle janam me to mumkin hai.
Usne kha pachtayega.
Maine kha dekhte hai,
Tu meri rooh ko kitna tadpayega.
Usne kha chod use,
Chal tujhe jannat ki sair karata hu,
Maine kha aa dekh mere yar ka
Muskurata hua chehra
tujhe jannat zamin par najar ayegi,
Til milakar usne kha,
Mat bhul ki tu hai to ek insan,
Maine kha mila de mujhe mere pyar se
Aur sabit kr ki tu hai bhagwan..
Na Din Guzarte Hain Aur Na Hi Raate Kat Ti Hain.
Unki Bewafai Jalati Hai Mujhe Is Tarah Se,
Jaise Dheere-Dheere Geelee Lakdi Sulagti Hai.
Koi To Baat Zaroor Hai Jise Mera Man Ab Tak Na Bhool Paya Hai.
Mehfilon Se Door Bhagta Hoon, Tanhai Se Darta Hoon.
Dard Hota Hai To Aansu Bahata Hu, Aahen Bharta Hoon.
Bematlab Si Lagne Lagi Zindagi Apni,
Ab To Bas Maut Ka Intezar Karta Hoon.
Ye Gham Hi Lagta Mujhe Apna Humsaya Hai.
एक लड़का अपनी
गर्लफ्रेंड से बहुत प्यार करता था...
एक दिन उसने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड से कहा,
तुम मेरे बिना 1 दिन बिता के दिखाओ..
गर्लफ्रेंड ने अपने बाय्फ्रेंड के बिना
एक दिन बिताया ओर वो जीत गयी..
दूसरे दिन बड़ी ही खुशी से वो
अपने बाय्फ्रेंड से मिलने गयी..
पर वो मर चुका था
क्यूंकी उसे केंसर था,
और उसके पास एक ही दिन बचा था.
उसने लेटर मे लिखा था,
मुझे पता था, तुम यह कर लोगि...
और तुम्हे ऐसा रोज़ करना होगा,
मेरे लिए..
सिर्फ़ मेरे लिए...
बेबी लव यू सो सो मच...
Dil badal na dena sim ki tarah.
Dosti low n karna battry ki tarah.
Pyar kam na karna balance ki tarah.
Hamesha meri zarurt mehsus karna CHARGR ki tarah.
By - santu maity