: Story
MAA : Beta Ager Meri Ankhain
Kharab Ho jaye to tum kya karo ge?
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Beta : Maa tumhain sheher le jaon
ga wahan ilaaz kerwaon ga
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MAA : Ager phir bhi theek na hui
tou? ... ...
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Beta : Maa main paisay kharch
kerun ga tumhain Bahir mulk le ja
ker Ilaaz karwaon ga........
Maa hass padi :)
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Beta : Acha Maa ager meri Ankhain kharab ho
jayen to tum
kya karogi?
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MAA : Mere LaL, main tujhe apni
ankhe de dungi
*Nitesh *
Lஜஜ" MERI GALTI "ஜஜ
हाँ हो गयी गलती मुझसे
मै जानता हुँ,
पर अब भी तुझे अपनी जान मानता हु,
एक आखरी मौका दे मुझे,
आज भी मै तुझे अपनी शान मानता हु,
सिर्फ साँसे ही तो बाकी है,
जब तेरी याद आती है,
याद मे तेरा साथ ये भी छोड जाती है,
गलती तो सबसे होती है,
गलती मुझसे भी हो गयी,
अब माफ भी कर दे मुझे,
क्यु दुर इतना हो गयी तु,
एक गलती के लिए क्यु साथ छोड गयी तु,
क्यु मुँह मोड गयी तु,
क्यु बे-निशान सा निशान छोड गयी तु......!
"BEST OF LUCK APNA KHAYAL
RAKHNA"ஜஜ
My short real story
Do char din ki zindagi jiye ja raha tha akelepn ki
achank ek ladki ne mera hath thamne ki guzarish ki
pyar ko dil me jagakr
mujhe ek khushi ki nayi zindagi di
achank se kuch majburi me usne beech sahar me mera sath chod diya
aur wo lautkar chali gai
phir wo na mili na bat hui
dil me aisi jagah banakr
phir chale jana kitna dard hota hai
aj bhi uske ane ki raah dekh raha
shayd isiliye kisi se dil lagane ki iccha nI karti
tere bina zindagi meri adhuri hai
Ek Aurat Bache Ke Liye Ro Rahi Thi
Ek Engg Ne Rone Ki Wajah Puchi
Aurat Ne Kaha K Mera Bacha Bimar
Hai Aur Dawa K Liye Paise Nahi Hai
Engg Ne 1000 Ka Note Diya Aur
Kaha Jao Dawa Lelo Aur 100 Ka
Dudh Bhi Le Lena Baki Paise
Mujhe Wapis De Dena Aurat
Thodi Der Bad Dawa Or Dudh Le
Ayi Baki 650 Rs Engineer Ko Wapis
Kar Diye Engg Khush Hua Aur Sochne
Laga Ki Neki
Kabhi Zaya Nahi Jati..
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Doctor Ko Fees Mil Gayi,
Bache Ko Dawa Mil Gayi Aur
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Mera Nakli Note Bhi Chal Gaya
Tum HaQeeQat Nahi Ho Hasrat Ho.
Jo M!Lay khuwab Main Wo DoLat Ho.
Main Tumaray Hi Dam Se Zinda Hon.
Mar Hi Jaon Jo Tum Se Fursat Ho.
Tum Ho khushbu k khuwabki khushbu.
Or Itnay Hi Be Muravat Ho.
kis Tarah Chor Dain Tumay Jana.
Tum Meri Zindgi ki Adat Ho.
kis Liye Dekhti Ho Aaina.
Tum To khud Se Bhi khoobsorat Ho.
Dastan khatam Honay WaliHai.
Tum Meri Aakhri Muhabbat Ho...
Amazing Love Story:
A Kanjoos Boy Fell In Love
With Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,
Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1
Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl:itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;->
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl- Pagal Wo To “Dhaaga Baandh”
K Feka Tha,
Wapas Khich Liya..:
ApNe Is LaYak SaMjHa Ki ApKe SaTh Do KaDaM ChaL SaKe,
BhuL Se kBhi bhul ho JaYe esa KhuDa Na kre,
SaChe DoSt bankr HaMeSha Sath nibhayege E~DoSt,
taki ham or ap milke KuCh HaSeeN PaLO Ko Jee SaKe..
Sheeshe Ke Aaine Main Dekhti Hai
Woh Khamosh Nazre.
Ghunghat Main Chehra Chupaai Hue.
Aankhon Main Kajal Sajaye Hue.
Chhod Ke Apna Ghar Aangan
Chali Ayee Meri Dulhan Ek Naye Duniya Basane.
Ho Gaye Parai Jahan Beeta Uska Bachpan.
Aur Jawani Ki Hassen Raahein.
Aapnana Hai Wo Sansaar.
Jis Main Bana Ni Hai Naahi Kahaani.
Mathe Ki Bindiya Kuch Kehti Hai Us Se.
Haatho Ki Kangan Khankati Hai.
Jaise Kehte Hai Saheli Rukh Ja Re Saakhi..
Na Chor Woh Raahein.
Jis Me Khela Tera Bachpan
miss u
1 Lrki or Lrka Car me Khamoshi se ja rhe the
Lrka 1′SMS’Lrki ko krta ha
Larki’SMS’Parne se Pehle hi Larky ko Kehti ha k
Muje ab Tumse Mohabat nhi Me Tume Chor rhi hun
1 Dam Tez Raftar Car Unki Car se Takrati ha
Lrka Usi Waqt Mar jata ha
Lrki Bach jati ha
Kuch Der Bad Lrki Mobile Utha kar ‘SMS’Parti ha to Us k Ansu Us Mobile pe Girte hn ‘SMS’ me Likha tha
“Jis Din Tum Mujko Chor do gi Me Mar jaun ga” this is real story
Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?
Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.
By - prabinbedeti108
Cute Story
A middle class boy asks His high class Girlfriend : "If i go very poor,will you Accept me?"
Girl hugs him and says I am always with you......
Boy: If a very rich boy Proposes you ?
Girl kissed the boy and says, "I am sure that would be you.."
Jindgi me her kisi ko pyar hota nahi,
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Jise hota hai vo sota nahi.
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Pyar ko dekhne ke najriye sabke alag - alag hote hai,
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Per jo dikta hai vo hakikat me hota nahi.
Boy: Kya main tumhe pyara lgta hu.
Girl: Na
Boy: Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho.
Girl: Na
Boy: Aagr main mar jaun to tum rougi?
Girl: Na
Ladka bahut udas ho gya use bahut dukh hua aur wo rone laga.
Ladki ne use apne qarib kiya aur kaha:
Tum Pyare nahi bahut Khubsurt ho.
Main tumhare sath rehna nahi balki Jeena chahti hu.
Agar tumhe kuch ho gya to mein roungi nahi mar jaungi.
HEART TOUCHING STORY.
Ek Ladki Janaza Dekhkar
Muskurane Lagi,
To,
Ek Buzurg Ne Kaha Beti Jawan Maut Par Nahi Muskurate...??
Ladki Ansu Ponch kr Boli,
KYA KARU WADA KIYA THA,
JAB BHI MILENGE MUSKURA KAR MILENGE...
Ek ladka hai jo kehta hai ki use kabhi kisi se pyaar nhi ho sakt wo pyaar karne walo pe hasta hai wo har pyaar karne walo pe hasta hai
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Ek din wo ladka kisi ko nhi dikha sab kehte hai ki ek ladki se wo pyaar karta hai par wo ladki kisi or se pyaar karti hai
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Ek din wo ladki aati hai or us ladke kokehti hai tu kya pyaar karne walo pe hasta hai tu bhi kabhi roega
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Ladka kehta hai ki me kabhi nhi hasa bas logo ko dikhane ke liye yaha chehr banaya hai
Aashiqui kya hai
main bata ta hun
jab koi chhod ke jaaye to aisa lage ke
khud ki ruh nikal ke jaa rahi ho
jab koi rula de to aisa lage ke ye aansoo
bhi unki mohabbat ka tohfa ho
jab koi naam le uska to yun lage ke dil
to hai seene main par dhadkta tab hai
jab unka naam sunta ho""
1 sweet story:
1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..
1 GF. Ko and 1 dost ko..
Mein ja raha hu reply fast..
1st reply GF ka aya:
tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge. Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..
2nd msg dost ka aya: abe kamine akele kaha ja
raha hai ruk mein bi ata hu..
Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bolaaaj phir
pyar dosti se haar gaya.
Ek Ladke Ne Apne Class Ki Ek Ladki Ko Prapose Kiya Aur Wo Raji Ho Gai.
Ladka Aksar Kaha Karta Tha Ki Me Bina Dil Ke Ji Raha Hu Kyu Ki Mera
Dil Tere Paas He.
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ne Apna Irada Change Kar Diya Aur Ladki Se Kaha
Ki Me Tumse Shadi Nahi Kar Sakta Mere Perents Ki Khushi Hi Meri Khushi
He.
Ladke Ne Kaha Hum Hamesa Dost Hi Rahenge Aur Ladki Maan Gai.
Kuchh Dino Baad Ladke Ki Shadi Hui To Us Ladki Ne Use "GIFT" Bheja
Ladke Ne Gift Kholte Hi Rona Chalu Kar Diya...
Kyu Ki "Gift Me Ladki Ka Dil Tha, Wo Bhi Khun Se Lathpath"
Aur Ladki Ne Likha Tha:
"Arey Pagal Tumhara Dil To Mere Paas Tha Use Bhijva Rahi Hu, Apni Wife
Ko Kya Doge?"
"ITs LovE"
From kevin.doru
BOY: Kya me tmhe pyara lgta hun?
GIRL . Nhi
BOY. kya tm mere 7 rhna chahti ho?
GIRL. Nhi
BOY. Agr me mar jaon to tm ro gi?
GIRL. Nhi
Larka bht udas ho gaya use bht dukh huwa or wo rone lga
Larki ne use apne qarib kiya Or kaha
Tm Pyare nhi bht Khubsurat ho
Me tmhare 7 rhna nhi blke Jeena chahti hun
Agr tmhe kch ho gya to me roun gi Nhi MAR jaon gi.!
What A Great msg for the All LOVER’s .
Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri
Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho
Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske
Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha:"Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
RahiHo?"
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir
Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya
Aur Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Budhi Chillate Hue: “bhootni Ke, Ye
Teesri Baar Haan Bol