1 story -kal mere g.f ka birthday tha aur oo mujhse gift me ring jahte the aur mai unse sadi karna chata tha aur kal subha mai ne unko gift me 1 mobile diaa per tab mere g.f ne usko fek diaa usne kaha mujko ring chaheye mobile nahi tab mai road per gya hum ko chort lag gaye aur mai ohe maar gya tab mere g.f aaye bole huye sumit usne mera gift v liye tha usme phoneme call aaya to usme ringtone tha "hey megha u have a poket my ring"tab mere g.f rone lage.
Djsumit
Sweet Love Story:
A boy never does homework in class
to get punishment of bending… on his knees,
in front of her bench
just to see her for whole period?
Gets scoldings from his parents.
bcoz he reaches late everyday,
just to ensure that she has reached
home safely or not?
Skips his lunch
& pretends to be studying in the interval;
just to see her eating the food =)
Walks by foot to the home instead
of taking a bus;
just to save money to buy
chocolates for her..
Mujhy Jeenay Ki Umeed Dobara Dey Do,
Meri Doobti Kashti Ko Kinara Dey Do,
Main Dard Ke Sahil Pey Tanha Khara Hun,
Phir Aa Ke Apni Baahon Ka Sahara Dey Do,
Tera Daaman To Bhara Hay Sitaron Say,
Mujhy Sadqay Me Ek Sitara Dey Do,
Mery Aangan My Aj Andhera Ha Bohat,
Meri Dehleez Ko Phir Apna Nazara Dey Do,
Chand Lamhey Tujhey Dekhney Ki Hasrat Hey Bass,
Maine Kab Kaha Ke Waqt Apna Mujhey Sara Day Do.. ??
एक इश्क नगरी की वादी थी,
जहाँ प्यार की नदियाँ बहती थी,
कुछ दिल-वाले भी रहते थे,
जो प्यार की बातेँ करते थे,
जब बहार का मौसम आता था,
और फुल प्यार के खुलते थे,
मस्त-नशीली रोतो मेँ,
प्यार से दो दिल मिलते थे,
एक रोज वो बस्ती बिखर गयी,
और प्यार की बस्ती उजर गयी,
और फिर हर दिल को सौग लगा,
और जीवन भर का रोग लगा,
दीवाने फिरते रहते है,
और हर एक से पुछा करते है,
इकरार किसी से तुम ना करना,
तुम प्यार किसी से ना करना...!♥
cute love story
Boy:Kya main tumhe pyara lagta hun?
Girl:Nai
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Boy:Kya tum mere sath rehna chahti ho?
Girl:Nai
Boy:Agar main marr jaun to tum ro gi?
Girl:Nai
Larka boht udas ho gya use boht dukh hua or wo rone lga :(
Larki ne use apne kareeb kiya or kaha
Tum Pyare nai bohut Khubsurat ho Main tumhare sath Rehna nai balki Jeena chahti hun
Agr tumhen kuch ho gya to mein Roun gi nai Marr jaun gi
Larrki: Ammi main shadi nahi karun gi or
agar zabardasti tum ny meri shadi ki to ghar sy bhag jaun gi
maa rote huwy boli beti mai ne bhag k
tere abba k sath shadi ki
teri khala or behen ny b bhag k shadi ki
tera bhai nokrani k sath
or
tera chacha dhoban k sath bahag gya
teri phopho sabzi waly k sath
or
couzin doodh waly k sath bhag gai
tera bap 2 bar parrosan k sath bhag chuka hai
ab tu b bhag jaye gi to..
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Hamari kya izzat reh jaye gi
kuch khayal kar.
Ek ledka 4 shal ek ledki ko bol na paya i love u aur ek din bola per ledki ne kaha soory tumne kehene me der kardi,friends pyar kya kehena aur pane ko kehete hen nei na led ka bola der mene kia to bhugtu v me tere ishq me tadpun v me, der to kardia mene per chal tere liye ek janam aur intezar karlun v me. I love u sweet heart.
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera
Har WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI:
“Ek WADA Tha Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali Har Darwaze K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha,
Tere JANAZE K Piche..!
Unki kami se dil mera udas hai,
Par hame to aaj bhi unke milne ki aas hai.
Zakham nahi hai par dard ka ehsas hai,
Aisa lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aajbhi unke pass hai.
Kabhi to lautayenge vo mere dil ka yetukda,
Hame to aaj bhi iski aas hai.
Aadhe dil se kese jiya jata hai,
Kya kisi ko iska bhi ehsas hai.
Vo to mast hai apni duniya me khusi se,
Tanha to hum ho gaye yahan khud hi se.
Kya hamare dard ka bhi unhe ehsas hai,
Aise lagta hai hamara dil ka ek tukada aaj bhi unke pass hai
Mujhy Jeenay Ki Umeed Dobara Dey Do,
Meri Doobti Kashti Ko Kinara Dey Do,
Main Dard Ke Sahil Pey Tanha Khara Hun,
Phir Aa Ke Apni Baahon Ka Sahara Dey Do,
Tera Daaman To Bhara Hay Sitaron Say,
Mujhy Sadqay Me Ek Sitara Dey Do,
Mery Aangan My Aj Andhera Ha Bohat,
Meri Dehleez Ko Phir Apna Nazara Dey Do,
Chand Lamhey Tujhey Dekhney Ki Hasrat Hey Bass,
Maine Kab Kaha Ke Waqt Apna Mujhey Sara Day Do.. ??
Rj: Raat Bhar Royi Tum,
Dukhi Ho Gayi Na Mere Ishq Me,
Arohi: Nhi,
Aise Hi Ro Rhi Thi Tumhari Yaad Me.
Rj : Pr Me To Yahi Hu
Arohi: Aise Hi Rahoge Na Mere Paas
Rj: Yehi Kehne Aya Tha Tmhe.
K Ab Tmhe Jitna Rona H Ro Lo,
Tmhare Rone K Din Ab Gaye,
Me Y Sb Chor DuGa Arohi,
Me Nya Bn JauGa Tmhare Liye
Dekhna Sb Thik Ho JayeGa,
Me B Tum B Madad KroGi Na Meri?
Arohi: Kabhi Naa Kaha Hai?
Rj: Nahi
Bhula Dena Mujhe H
Alvida Tujhe
Tujhe Jina H Mere Bina.!
1 LADKA or LADKi
ek Dusre Se Bahut
MOHABBAT Karte The
Bad Qismati Se LADKA Mar
Gaya
Marne K Bad LADKE Ne
LADKI Se Kaha:
“Ek WADA Tha Tera Har
WADE K Piche
Tu Milegi Mujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze K Piche
Par Tu Hi BEWAFA Nikli
Ek Tu Hi Na Thi Mere
JANAZE K Pichy.
LADKI BOLI: “Ek WADA Tha
Mera Har WADE
K Peeche,
Me Milungi Tujhe Har Gali
Har Darwaze
K Piche,
Par Tune mud K Bhi Na
Dekha,
Ek Or JANAZA Tha, Tere
JANAZE K Piche..!
High Insult Must Read :D
Bf To Gf- Jaan Kal Tum
Mere SapneMe Aayi Thi
Nd You Were Looking Very Cute..;)
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Gf- Khush hokar,hmm?? Sach Much ??
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Bf- Haa Baba Sach Much
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Gf- Jaan Hum Dono Kya kar Rae The ??
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Bf- Main Cadbury Dairy Milk Kha Raha Tha
Main Akele Hi Kha Raha Tha Aur
Tm Bhukhi Bhikhari Ki Tarah
Keh Rahi Thi Ke Plz
Choclate Chahe Mat Dena
But Kam Se Kam WraPaper Toh De Dena
ChaaTne Ke LiYe :P :D :D xD
Ek ladka tha deewaana sa ladki bi thi deewaani na jane kab shuru hui EK ANOKHI PREM KAHANI wo ladka uspe mar mita
wo ladki nhi mani wo bante bante rh gyi
ek anokhi prem kahani wo ladka sochta hi rh gaya
barbad hui sari jawani par us ladki ne NA bolne me kbhi haar nai mani wo ek tarfa pyar tha
ye jaan chuka tha wo
tabhi to shayad us ladki ko
rab maan chuka tha wo wo koshish karta raha
usne har na mani
lekin us ladki ne phir bi uski halat najani
Station pe ek kuli se bahar jane ka rasta pucha
Kuli ne kaha: bahar ja kr puchho.
mene khud rasta dundh liya
Bahar ja kar taxi wale se pucha: bhai sahab, Lal kile ka kitna loge?
Jawab mila: bechna nahi hai… taxi chhor mene bus pakad li.
Conductor se puchha: Ji, kya me cigarette pi sakta?
Conductor (gusse se): Hargij nhi,yaha cigarette pina mana hai.
Mene kaha: Par wo janab to pi rhe hai?
Conductor: Usne mujhse puchha nhi hai.
Lal kile pahucha, hotel gya, manager se kaha:
Room chahiye 7vi manjil me.
Manager: Rehne k liye ya kud kar suicide karne k liye?
Hotel se nikla dost k ghar jane k liye
Raste me ek janab se pucha: janab ye sadak kaha jati hai?
Janab haskar bole:
pichle 20 saal se dekh raha hu, kahi nahi jati, yahi padi hai!
ek ladke ne apni class ki 1 ladki ko prapose kiya or wo raji ho gayi.. ladki aksar kha karti thi ki main bina dil k ji rhi hoon q ki mera dil tere paas hai... kuch dino baad ladki ne apna irada change kar diya or ladke se kaha ki main tumse shadi nhi kar sakti mere parents ki khusi meri khusi hai... ladki ne kahahum hamesa dost hi rhenge or ladka maan gya... Kuch dino baad ladki ki shadi hui to us ladke ne use "GIFT" bheja.
dost Pranav Aur Sarang jungle
mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo
TENT laga k so gaye..
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RAAT ko 1 Pranav ki ankh khuli..
Usne Sarang ko jaga k
kaha:"Aasman ki taraf dekh ke
bata tujhe kya nazar aatahai..??
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Sarang: "Bahut sare sitare" .
Pranav: "Isse kya pata chalta
hai..??"
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Sarang: "Asman khubsurat hai.."
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Pranav: "Abey Newton ki aulad
Tent chori ho gaya
hai..danish hashmi
ek ladke ne apni class ki 1 ladki ko prapose kiya or wo raji ho gayi.. ladki aksar kha karti thi ki main bina dil k ji rhi hoon q ki mera dil tere paas hai... kuch dino baad ladki ne apna irada change kar diya or ladke se kaha ki main tumse shadi nhi kar sakti mere parents ki khusi meri khusi hai... ladki ne kahahum hamesa dost hi rhenge or ladka maan gya... Kuch dino baad ladki ki shadi hui to us ladke ne use "GIFT" bheja.
Ek bacha Ice-Cream shop pe gaya aur pucha:
Ke bada cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter ne jawab diya: Rs.15 ka.
Bachche ne apne paise gine aur pucha:
Chota cup kitny ka hai?
Waiter: Rs.12 ka.
Bachche ne chota cup kharida aur 12 rupe kar chala gaya.
Jab waiter uski table se khali cup uthane aaya to..
ye dekh kar uski ankhen num hogai ke..
bachche ne 3 rupe tip us waiter ke liye chor diye the.
LESSON: Apni choti khushi bhool kar ke aap
dusron ko badi khushi de sakte hain.
A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.