Facebook SMS

हम उन लडको मे से नही जो कनपटी पे बंदूक रखकर I LOVE U बुलवाते, हमारे तो Status पढते ही लडकियाँ Msg में लिखती है I LOVE YOU!!!:heart::heart::heart:

10 years ago

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Zuckerberg Is The Only Person On This Planet Jiski Mummy Bolti Hogi....

"Beta Facebook Aur Whatsapp Pe Dhyaan Do" :P

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#RajatArya :grinning::grinning::grinning:

10 years ago

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Koi Acchi Si Sjaa Do Mujhko ,
chlo Aisa Kro Bhula Do Mujhko ,
tumse Bichdu To Maut Aa Jaye,
dil Ki Ghraai Se Aisee Dua Do Mujhko.
:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:

10 years ago

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Daily need of 2012 children : Food-.......... ?. ??? 5% Water-......... ? 2% Sleep-.......... ??? 3% Facebook-..... ???????? 90%

10 years ago

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Lo Aaj Humne Aapko Pehle Yaad Kiya,Is Khubsurt Subha Ko Aapke Naam Kiya,Accha Guzre Ye Din Aapka,Dil Se Humne Ye Paigam Diya.Good Morning...! :smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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I think women change their Profile pics 5 times More than men on Facebook. And then they say they are Not attention seekers

10 years ago

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Up coming movies 1. Jab we chat 2. Namastey Facebook 3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend 4. 7 gaali maaf 5. Hum like kar chuke sanam 6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single 7. meine poke q kiya 8. mere brother ki profile.. dekna math bhulna.

10 years ago

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Girls status on FB-> : ( Comments: 1. Haww! Kya hua? 2. Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call? 3. Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened? 4. Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chill. ******************* Boys status on FB-> : ( Comments: 1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte 2. Kya hua kamine 3. Sala Dukhi aatma. 4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale.

10 years ago

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Facebook Par Girl Ki Friend Request
aane
par....
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Ek Aam Aadmi Apne 4,5
dosto Ko
Yad Krta H Or Sochta H...
.

Kis Haramkhor Ne Banayi H
ye
Fake ID...:tophat::tophat::tophat:

10 years ago

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हँसना और हँसाना कोशिश है मेरी;
हर कोई खुश रहे यह चाहत है मेरी;
भले ही कोई मुझे याद करे या ना करे;
हर अपने को याद करना आदत है मेरी।
सुप्रभात! :pray_tone2::pray_tone2::pray_tone2:

10 years ago

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FACEBOOK Humara Planet Hai,
Hum Sab Facebook Wasi Friends:man::man::girl::girl:-
friends Hai,
Hume Apna Planet Prano Se Bhi
pyaraa Hai,
Iski Sukh Samridhi, Vivid Jokes, Aur
Posts Per Hume Garv Hai,
Hum Iske, Page Owner Banne Ka Sada
Preyatn Karthe Rehenge...
Hum Apne Matha-pitha, Shikshako,
aur
Gurujano Se Chup Ke- Humesha Online
Aane Ka Promiss Lete Hain...
Facebook Wasiyon Ke Kalyan Aur
Samridhi Me Hi Humara Sukh Hit Hai..
!!!JAI FACEBOOK!!!

#LIKE...:smile::smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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Dil Ke Diwaro Sirf Naam Tumara Hoga,tera Har Nagma,ahsas Tumara Hoga.yad Ayegi Tujhe Meri Yade,yade Sajh Hogi Per Hum Sath Na Honge. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

10 years ago

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Tags : Facebook SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Ghamandi Ldkiyan Mujhse Dur Rhe Kyuki
akar Mi Sahta Nhi,
or
bhav Mi Deta Ni, B-)
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Faqeer: Baji Bhuka Hun Allah K Naam Par Khana De Do Baji: Khana Abi Ni Pka Faqeer: Baji Facebook Pe Baba Niaz K Naam Se Hun, Pakk Jaye To Wall Pe Update Kr Dena.

10 years ago

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:grimacing::grimacing:8 Baate, 8 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai...
(1) Sory - Galti Ko,
(2) Dukh - Zindagi Ko,
(3) Gussa - Riste Ko,
(4) Jhuth - Vishwas Ko,
(5) Saath - Gam Ko,
(6) Dhokha - Pyar Ko,
(7) Facebook - Career Ko,
(8) Whats App - Time Ko.:smile::smile:
;->;->;->;->;->

10 years ago

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Kaash Facebook Pe Ek
option"Add
as Girl Friend"
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Saala Propose Karne Ka Panga
hi
khatam, Ladki Ne Accept Ker Li To:smile::smile::smile:
matlab Maan Gayi, Nahi To Fb Pe
konsi
ladkiyon Ki Kami Hai
Nextttt..

10 years ago

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kitne log Aise hote hey Ghar me 2-3 bache hote hey or Facebook pe likh dalte hey... . . . I m single ready to single...:)

10 years ago

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बहुत जीये उनके लिए ,,
जिनको हम पसंद करते थे,,,
,,,
अब जीना है ,,
उनके लिए जो हमें पसंद करते हैं...!:heart::heart::heart:

10 years ago

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A girl msgs in whatsapp group: Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit??? Other Girl in group replied: It will also become Windows-14. All guys left group.

10 years ago

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A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status...
"Wife Chahiye "
2 Girls Liked It And 140 Men Commented "Meri Le Jaa"
Guy Wrote Back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha,
Poochh Raha Hoon" :smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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