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By A Heart Broken Boy :(
Dabby Me Dabba , Dabby Me Cake:birthday:..
Ek Or Add Hui Woh Bhi Fake
:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

8 years ago

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अगर भारत के फेसबुक खाताधारकों को प्रोफाइल में अपनी सत्य प्रमाणित फोटो लगवाना अनिवार्य कर दिया जाय तो यकीन मानिये फेसबुक उपभोक्ताओं की संख्या आधी रह जाएगी ।
और असली जन्मतिथि लिखने की भी बाध्यता हुई तो फेसबुक में महिलाओं की संख्या मात्र 20% रह जाएगी ....:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

8 years ago

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Most common chat on facebook: Boy: hey (after few second boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi) Girl: hey hi (aa gaya kamina) Boy: hows u? (chudail ko kya hoga bhala) Girl: m fine (puch to aise raha hai jese hospital meadmit hu) Boy: bf hai? (kamini sb ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga) Girl: kyu btau? (kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)

8 years ago

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"तू चाँद :full_moon_with_face:और मैं सितारा :star2:होता,
आसमान:cloud: में एक आशियाना हमारा होता,
लोग तुम्हे दूर से देखते,
नज़दीक़ से देखने का हक़ बस हमारा होता"

8 years ago

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“रिश्ता” दिल :heart:से होना चाहिए, शब्दों से नहीं,.....
“नाराजगी” शब्दों में होनी चाहिए दिल:heart: में नहीं!

8 years ago

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Nayi Nayi Frndship:couple: Hui Facebook Pe...numbers Exchange Hue... PHIR..,

Girl: Hello Darling Kya Kar Rahe Ho...??
Boy: Shave Kar Raha Hoon...
Girl: Jab Bhi Mai Tum Ko Call Karti Hoon Tum Shave Kar Rahe Hote Ho...,,,,,,,,Din Mein Kitni Baar Shave Krte Ho...??
Boy:30/40 Baar...
Girl: Tum Pagal Ho...??
Boy: Nahi Jaanu Main
"HAJJAAM" Hoon.:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

8 years ago

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New Facebook Smiley Codes for Chat Code For Facebook Smileys [[f9.laugh]] [[f9.sad]] [[f9.angry]] [[f9.sleepy]] [[f9.shock]] [[f9.kiss]] [[f9.inlove]] [[f9.pizza]] [[f9.coffee]] [[f9.rain]][[f9.bomb]] [[f9.sun]] [[f9.heart]] [[f9.heartbreak ]] [[f9.doctor]] [[f9.ghost]] [[f9.brb]] [[f9.wine]] [[f9.gift]] [[f9.adore]] [[f9.angel]] [[f9.baloons]] [[f9.bowl]] [[f9.cake]] [[f9.callme]] [[f9.clap]] [[f9.confused]] [[f9.curllip]] [[f9.devilface] ] [[f9.lying]]

8 years ago

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Kismat Azma Chuka Hon.. Naseeb Azma Raha Hon ;( . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ek Ladki Patane Ke Khatir Facebook Ka Page Chala Raha Hon ;

8 years ago

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Ek Admi ki wife mar gai Dost usko chup karane k Bad-tuje kuch chahiye? Admi-jaldi laptop le aa Dost - Kyu? Admi - facebok pe status Chnge kark single krna hai

8 years ago

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Fact=- . . Facebook Par Har Ek Ladki Pending Friend Requests Dekh K Khud Ko Bahot Khubsurat Mehsoos Karti Hai...!

8 years ago

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Sawmartinant Bola - Bhagwan Tu Mujhe 100rups Dejiyega Toh 50 Tumhe Chadhaunga.
Thodi Dur Pe Usko 50 Ka Note Mila.
Sawmartinant- Prabhu Itna Sa Bhi Bharosa Nhi,Pehle Hi Kaat Liya.
:grinning::hibiscus::smiley:

8 years ago

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Faqeer: Baji Bhuka Hun Allah K Naam Par Khana De Do Baji: Khana Abi Ni Pka Faqeer: Baji Facebook Pe Baba Niaz K Naam Se Hun, Pakk Jaye To Wall Pe Update Kr Dena.

8 years ago

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Grlz status on fb "wo Bewafa Nikla" cmnts by guys. 1. Dear wo apke lyk tha hi nhi 2.Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan 3.hmne to pahle hi kaha sb mere jese nhi hote 4.kabi hme try krke dekho pta chalega bharosa kya h 5.jo b hua a6a hi hua dnt wry swtu Guys status on fb "wo Bewafa Nikali" cmnts by close frnd 1.sale teri sakal hi gadhe jesi he 2.tere se bas aj tak koi pati hai?? 4.use teri Namardi ka pta chal gya hoga 5.tere se kuch ni hoga dude chal ab uske no.de

8 years ago

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Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Fizao
Me Kho Jayenge...
Waqt Nahin Jo Kuchh Pal
Me Guzar Jayenge...
Hum Mausam Bhi Nahi Jo
Badal Jayenge...
Hum To Aansu Ki Tarah Hai
Jo
Khushiyo Me Milne Aayenge.
Aur Gham Mein Bhi Saath
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
Nibhayenge..

8 years ago

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Long Hai Manzil, Very
Far Hai Kinara;
Fir Why Nahi Aaya
Today Sms Tumhara;
Forget Gaye Number Or
Name HamaAra;
Ya Fir You Found
Someone, Humse Bhi
Pyara!
:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

8 years ago

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New age poem: Chatting chatting.? Yes Papaaa. With new boy friends.? No Papaaa. Telling lies.? No Papaaa. Open ur facebook. Ha ha ha.

8 years ago

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FOR GIRLS..... !!!!! To avoid so many Friend requests... / / / Kindly put ur original images on ur Facebook profiles ;)

8 years ago

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Humne Chaha Mohabbat Ki
Hadein Thod Kar

Aaj Usne Hume Dekha Nahi Nigahe Mod
Kar

YeJaan Ke Bahut Dukh Huwa Hume
Ki

Wo
Khud Bhi Tanha Re Gaye Hume Tanha Chhod Kar..
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Wat is Facebook... ?? . . . . . . . . . . Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response...:(( & When a Girl Posts the Same Joke, She gets (60 likes), (35 frnd requests), (20 Private Msg) & (80 Comments on how Sweet She is and how Funny the Joke was....:))

8 years ago

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KOI RAASTA NHI DUAA KE SIWA,
KOI SUNTA NHI USKE SIWA,
MAINE BHI ZINDGI KO KARIB SE DEKHA HAI,
MUSKIL MAI KOI SAATH NHI DETA AASUON KE SIWA.
:grinning::smiley::smile::grinning:

8 years ago

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