:slight_smile::slight_smile:वह बोली प्यार करते हो तो उसका Proof दो, मैंने कहा अरे पगली , Facebook में मेरा Profile ओपन करके देख, मेरे Status की सारी Property तेरे नाम करके रखी है..:slight_smile::slight_smile:
Up coming movies
1. Jab we chat
2. Namastey Facebook
3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend
4. 7 gaali maaf
5. Hum like kar chuke sanam
6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single
7. meine poke q kiya
8. mere brother ki profile..
dekna math bhulna.
"unhe Shaq Hai Ki Hm Unhe Chahte Nhi, wo Roothte Hai To Hm Unhe Mnate Nhi, kaise Yki Dilaye Unhe Apni Mohbbt Ka , wo To Is Kdr Samaye Hai Ruh Me Ki dil Se Jaate Hi Nhi" :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
FACEBOOK like sms status
Life is much like facebook
Pepole will like your problams
& comment But no one solve them,
Because Everybody seems so busy
In updating their Own.!
शायरी" से ज्यादा "प्यार" मुझे कहीं नहीं मिला, ये सिर्फ वो बोलती है जो मेरा "दिल" बोलता है..... --------- कितने मजबूर हैं हम प्यार के हाथों, ना तुझे पाने की औकात… ना तुझे खोने का हौसला।..:relaxed::slight_smile::relaxed:
Facebook Paper
Q1 . Define Add As Friend ?
Q2 . What Does Status Means ?
Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ?
Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ?
Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ?
Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ?
Q7 . Give Details Of Info ?
Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ?
Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Givereasons ?
Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?
Fact:
How do girls start a
Conversation with each other onfacebook?
Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh♥ :*:p
Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz..
Chupie mumiee loohh.. :D :=) :p♥:*
&
How do boys start a
Conversation with each other on
Facebook ?
Boy 1 : aur chu#%ye....
Boy 2 : Haan bc.. !!Bol
Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Fizao Me Kho Jayenge... Waqt Nahin Jo Kuchh Pal Me Guzar Jayenge... Hum Mausam Bhi Nahi Jo Badal Jayenge... Hum To Aansu Ki Tarah Hai Jo Khushiyo Me Milne Aayenge. Aur Gham Mein Bhi Saath :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley: Nibhayenge..
FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.." Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna, Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna, Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna, Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain, Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna. :smile::smile::smile::smile: Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain, Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni PROFILE Or, Chat Ki Yadain. Please Comment
Lagadi Baby Tu Sayani Name Hai Teena Ya Fir tani mera Dil Ho Gaya Pani jabse Dekha Hai Tujko rani lagdi Hai Shakal Se Tu nani tune Khabar Na Meri Jani ab To Batade Teri kahani khul Gayi Hai Teri Jawani Ye Ye:slight_smile::smiley::smile:
FACEBOOK ki sabse Funny n Irritating cheez
(1)- Yaar maine status update kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa comment bhi..
(2)- Yaar teri Id ka password kya hai, ek din ke liye use karne de..
(3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id par share
karna
(4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai, Meri Pic Like kar de, Mai teri kar dunga..
(5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or Like kar..
.
(6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment maar
rahi hai,
or Agle hi din use Frnd request send.
Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen Baaten, tere Sms Se Wo Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me, Jab Tak Hai Facebook Jab Tak Hai Facebooke Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna, Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna, Nahi Bhulunga Me, Jab Tak Hai Facebook Jab Tak Hai Facebook :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley: