Chaht Me Kisi Ka Imthaan Na Lena , jo Nibha Na Sako Wo Vada Na Dena, or Tum Bin Jise Jeene Ki Aadat Na Ho, use Bhi Jine Ki Dua Na Dena.:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
Sawmartinant Bola - Bhagwan Tu Mujhe 100rups Dejiyega Toh 50 Tumhe Chadhaunga. Thodi Dur Pe Usko 50 Ka Note Mila. Sawmartinant- Prabhu Itna Sa Bhi Bharosa Nhi,Pehle Hi Kaat Liya. :grinning::hibiscus::smiley:
Fact:
How do girls start a
Conversation with each other onfacebook?
Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh♥ :*:p
Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz..
Chupie mumiee loohh.. :D :=) :p♥:*
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How do boys start a
Conversation with each other on
Facebook ?
Boy 1 : aur chu#%ye....
Boy 2 : Haan bc.. !!Bol
Up coming movies
1. Jab we chat
2. Namastey Facebook
3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend
4. 7 gaali maaf
5. Hum like kar chuke sanam
6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single
7. meine poke q kiya
8. mere brother ki profile..
dekna math bhulna.
Me: Watsapp Pe Kyu Nahi Ho . . . Gf: Aise Hi . Me: To Install Karo Na! . Gf: Ek Shart Par.. . Me: Kya? . Gf: Tum Mujhe Apna Watsapp Ka password Bataoge..! . . *cant Stop Laughing* :smile::relaxed::smile:
Koi Acchi Si Sjaa Do Mujhko , chlo Aisa Kro Bhula Do Mujhko , tumse Bichdu To Maut Aa Jaye, dil Ki Ghraai Se Aisee Dua Do Mujhko. :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
Lo Aaj Humne Aapko Pehle Yaad Kiya,Is Khubsurt Subha Ko Aapke Naam Kiya,Accha Guzre Ye Din Aapka,Dil Se Humne Ye Paigam Diya.Good Morning...! :smiley::smiley::smiley:
REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
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Kali kaluti ladki,
FB name WHITE ANGEL
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Motta Genda Ladka,
FB name SMARTY GUY
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Darpook looser bacha,
FB name THE KILLER
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Muhally ki Desi Ladki,
FB name PRINCESS ROCKS
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45 years ki Aunty,
FB name THE DOLL RETURNS
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60 years ka baba,
FB name THE YOUNG KING...:p :D :O :D
Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari
Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Fizao Me Kho Jayenge... Waqt Nahin Jo Kuchh Pal Me Guzar Jayenge... Hum Mausam Bhi Nahi Jo Badal Jayenge... Hum To Aansu Ki Tarah Hai Jo Khushiyo Me Milne Aayenge. Aur Gham Mein Bhi Saath :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley: Nibhayenge..