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:slight_smile::slight_smile:वह बोली प्यार करते हो तो उसका Proof दो, मैंने कहा अरे पगली ,
Facebook में मेरा Profile ओपन करके देख,
मेरे Status की सारी Property तेरे नाम करके रखी है..:slight_smile::slight_smile:

9 years ago

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Up coming movies 1. Jab we chat 2. Namastey Facebook 3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend 4. 7 gaali maaf 5. Hum like kar chuke sanam 6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single 7. meine poke q kiya 8. mere brother ki profile.. dekna math bhulna.

9 years ago

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"bhta Hua Paani Dekhne Me Kita Sunder Lgta Hai,
iski Sunderta Tb Or Bd Jati Hai Jb Ye Thnda Or Ghrai Me Bhne Wala Ho,
mujhe Accha Lgega Agr Me Isme Kood Jau ,
fir Grm Saonse Dhire - Dhire Dhandi Hoti Jayengi Or Fir Ye Sharir Aaram Se Pani Ke Uper Tairne Lgega Or Lhro Ke Saath Bhta Hi Jayega,
bhta Hi Jayega Door Tk..........":smile::smile::smile:

9 years ago

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Facebook Par Girl Ki Friend Request
aane
par....
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Ek Aam Aadmi Apne 4,5
dosto Ko
Yad Krta H Or Sochta H...
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Kis Haramkhor Ne Banayi H
ye
Fake ID...:tophat::tophat::tophat:

9 years ago

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लोग फ्री का Wi -fi नहीं छोड़ते और पगली तूने इतना प्यार करने वाला लड़का छोड़ दिया :smile::heart::smile:

9 years ago

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ज़िन्दगी ऐसे जियो कि अपने रब को पसंद आ जाओ,
क्योँकि
दुनिया वालोँ की पसंद तो
पलभर मेँ बदल जाती है।
:smiley::grinning::smiley:

9 years ago

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Tere Jane Ke Baad Koi
Sahara
Bi To Nahi,

Tujhe Kabhi Tanhai Me Pukara Bi To Nahi.

Bewafa Tujhe Hum Aaj Bhi Chahte Hain.

Magar Phir Bi Tu Hmara To Nahi...:astonished::astonished::astonished::astonished::astonished:

9 years ago

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Mai Chaman Se Bichhda Hua Ek Gulab Hoon,
Main Khud Apni Tabaahi Ka Jawaab Hoon,
Yoon Nigaahein Na Pher Mujhse Mere Sanam,
Main Teri Chahaton Mein Hi Hua Barbaad Hoon...:smiley::smiley::smiley:

9 years ago

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Daily need of 2012 children : Food-.......... ?. ??? 5% Water-......... ? 2% Sleep-.......... ??? 3% Facebook-..... ???????? 90%

9 years ago

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Girl:dancer: On Fb: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai Kya ???

Boy:construction_worker:: Kyun ???

Girl: Tere Haste Hue Photo Nahi Hai.

Boy: Tu Nahati Nahi Hai Kya ???

#Blocked��

9 years ago

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Fact=- . . Facebook Par Har Ek Ladki Pending Friend Requests Dekh K Khud Ko Bahot Khubsurat Mehsoos Karti Hai...!

9 years ago

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मेरा हाल देखकर मोहब्बत भी शर्मिँदा है
कि ये शख्स सब कुछ हार गया,
फिर भी जिँदा है।:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

9 years ago

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Girls Status On Fb-> :( Comments: 1. Haww! Kya Hua? 2. Hey,evrything Ok? Shud I Call? 3. Hey, Dont B Sad.tell Me Wot Happened? 4. Evrythngs Gonna Be Ok Baby, Chill. ******************* Boys Status On Fb-> :( Comments: 1. Rota Hi Rahio Zindagi Bhar Kutte 2. Kya Hua Kamine 3. Sala Dukhi Aatma. 4. Zindagi Barbaad Hai Teri Saale.

9 years ago

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ये झूठ है की मुहब्बत किसी का दिल:broken_heart:
तोड़ती है,
लोग खुद ही टूट जाते है मुहब्बत करते करते…!!
:heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat:

9 years ago

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Ladki :dancer:Fb Par Kutte :dog:k Sath Apni Pic :park:upload Karti Hai..ye Mera Punu Hai..
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Boy1: Ahh Punu Kitna Cute Hai
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Boy2: Bht Pyala Dogu Hai
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Boy3: Haye Kash Main Bhi Kutta Hota Baauuuu Baauuu...
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Ek Ladka Kutte K Sath Fb Pr Apni Pic Upload Karta Hai ..ye Na Mera Dogu Punu Hai
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Boy1- Bhai Isme Se Kutta Kon Hai
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Boy2-Akhir Tera Bapp Mil Hi Gaya...
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Boy3- Khud K Khane Ka Pata Nahi Kuta Palega Kamina

AGREE Hit LIKE

9 years ago

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A Good Morning Creates AGood Mood, A Good MoodCreates A Good Work.. A GoodWork Creates A Good Day,,,A Good Day Make U Happy,And Ur Happiness MakesMe Happy..!Good Morning. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

9 years ago

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A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting? Girl says, "A bus". Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!!! ��

9 years ago

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प्यार मैं जो कभी पकड़े जाओ, प्यार मैं
जो कभी पकड़े जाओ, देर ना करो,फॉरन
ही भाई बन जाओ.
:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

9 years ago

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Once a guy updated his status "I m gonna sleep on terrace tonight" . After sometime . 17 mosquitoes likes da status!

9 years ago

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Chaht Me Kisi Ka Imthaan Na Lena ,
jo Nibha Na Sako Wo Vada Na Dena,
or Tum Bin Jise Jeene Ki Aadat Na Ho,
use Bhi Jine Ki Dua Na Dena.:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:

9 years ago

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