If Facebook Is Like Dating, Then Twitter Is Like A One Night Stand – It’s Fun While You’re Doing It, You Finish In Like 5 Minutes, And You Feel Real Cheap Afterwards.:grinning::hibiscus::smiley:
A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?
Girl says, "A bus".
Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!!!
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Ek Admi ki wife mar gai
Dost usko chup karane k
Bad-tuje kuch chahiye?
Admi-jaldi laptop le aa
Dost - Kyu?
Admi - facebok pe status
Chnge kark single krna hai
Lagta Hai Aj Sub Princess, Cute, Angle, Innocent, Dazzling, Pariyan . . . . . . . . . . . . abi Tak Bartan Dho Rai Hain koi Nazar Nahi Aa Rahi H.. :smile::smile::smile:
शायरी" से ज्यादा "प्यार" मुझे कहीं नहीं मिला, ये सिर्फ वो बोलती है जो मेरा "दिल" बोलता है..... --------- कितने मजबूर हैं हम प्यार के हाथों, ना तुझे पाने की औकात… ना तुझे खोने का हौसला।..:relaxed::slight_smile::relaxed:
Mai Chaman Se Bichhda Hua Ek Gulab Hoon, Main Khud Apni Tabaahi Ka Jawaab Hoon, Yoon Nigaahein Na Pher Mujhse Mere Sanam, Main Teri Chahaton Mein Hi Hua Barbaad Hoon...:smiley::smiley::smiley:
"FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.."
Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna,
Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna,
Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna,
Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain,
Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna.
Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain,
Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni PROFILE Or,
Chat Ki Yadain.
Please Comment
I want to make a Facebook account
.
.
And the name will be
NoBody
So when I see stupid scrap people post,
I can Like it...
And it will say Nobody Likes This....