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Height Of Addiction: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner: "Any Last Wish?" Prisoner: Yes.. I Want To Update My Facebook Status As "DEAD"

10 years ago

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Chaht Me Kisi Ka Imthaan Na Lena ,
jo Nibha Na Sako Wo Vada Na Dena,
or Tum Bin Jise Jeene Ki Aadat Na Ho,
use Bhi Jine Ki Dua Na Dena.:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:

10 years ago

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Boy N Girl On Fb:- Girl: U Never Smile Na?? Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis?? ... Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily?? Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking?? Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic. Ha Ha Ha......

10 years ago

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I Want To Make A Facebook Account . . And The Name Will Be Nobody So When I See Stupid Scrap People Post, I Can Like It... And It Will Say Nobody Likes This....

10 years ago

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Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum .......... Boy :- Kismat hamari ......... Girl :- Married hoon main ...... Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari

10 years ago

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Agr Facebook Par Job Hoti
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to Maa Kehti Uth Ja Beta, Facebook Ka
time Ho Gaya Hai ...!!!!:slight_smile::relaxed::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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निभाना ना हो तो रिश्तेँ बनाओ ही मत,

आपके टाईम-पास के
चक्कर मेँ कोई टूट जाता है।
:grinning::grinning::grinning:

10 years ago

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Girls status on FB-> : ( Comments: 1. Haww! Kya hua? 2. Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call? 3. Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened? 4. Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chill. ******************* Boys status on FB-> : ( Comments: 1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte 2. Kya hua kamine 3. Sala Dukhi aatma. 4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale.

10 years ago

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Abhi mile ho sanam abi kaha jate ho, dil me chupe dard ko kyo nahi dikhate ho, pyar karte ho to pyar kar lo na. Kyo ye duniya chhod fb par duniya bnate ho.

10 years ago

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Ek दिन ऐसा_ Ayega
••पगली तू मुझेrequest _भेजना चाहेगी .............
लेकिन TERE पास _°एक °hi Option होगा ...........
#'Follow Me'.:grinning::grinning::grinning:

10 years ago

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Shokh hassi ho Dilkas dilnasi ho Bheegi chandni ho Dheemi roshani ho Wafa ho, nasha ho Na bujhe jo wo pyaas ho Husno aaftaab ho

10 years ago

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Height Of Shock: Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi??? Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,.. Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . . APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya, "HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY..

10 years ago

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तू चैटिंग किसी से भी करले पर…. मुझे
पता है तू सेटिंग तो मुझसे ही करना
चाहती है…
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10 years ago

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For Girls..... !!!!! To Avoid So Many Friend Requests... / / / Kindly Put Ur Original Images On Ur Facebook Profiles ;)

10 years ago

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In The Past,
When You Were Angry With Someone
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Now,
You Just Delete Them Off Facebook
And Block !!
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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The Teacher Asks Timmy “why Is Your Cat:cat2: At School Today?”Timmy Says, Crying.”Because I Heard My Daddy Say To My Mommy,”I M Going To Eat That Pussy When The Kids Leave,’so I’m Saving Him!”:rabbit2::rabbit2::rabbit2:

10 years ago

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"MODERN DHAMKI" Tcher: Beta Tumhre Test Ka Result Aa Gaya Hai, Kal Apne Parents Ko School Leker Aa Rahe Ho ya FB Pe Tag Kr K Sb Ko Dikha Du?

10 years ago

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कालेज की गलियो में अजीब खेल
होता है, क्लास के बहाने दिलो का मेल
होता है, नोट्स की जगह लव होता है, इस
लिए तो पप्पू हर साल फेल होता है!.
:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Duniya Me Ese Kam Karo Ki Log Sirf FACEBOOK....pe Nahi....GOOGLE....Pe Search Kare....:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

10 years ago

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I want to make a Facebook account . . And the name will be NoBody So when I see stupid scrap people post, I can Like it... And it will say Nobody Likes This....

10 years ago

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