Arz Kiya Hai. Zara Gaur Farmiye! Haan Toh Arz Kiya Hai... Yu Na Kisi Ke Dil Se Kheliyen... . . . . . . . Jab Like & Comment Nahi Karna Aata Hai Toh??? Compute:computer:r Aur Mobile:iphone: Bech Kar Radio:pager: Lelo...
"तू चाँद :full_moon_with_face:और मैं सितारा :star2:होता, आसमान:cloud: में एक आशियाना हमारा होता, लोग तुम्हे दूर से देखते, नज़दीक़ से देखने का हक़ बस हमारा होता"
Camera man studio me chote bache se:
Meri taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutr niklega
Bacha:Focus adjst krle
gawaro wali bate na kar photo Facebook par lgani hai.
Fact:
How do girls start a
Conversation with each other onfacebook?
Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh♥ :*:p
Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz..
Chupie mumiee loohh.. :D :=) :p♥:*
&
How do boys start a
Conversation with each other on
Facebook ?
Boy 1 : aur chu#%ye....
Boy 2 : Haan bc.. !!Bol
वास्ता नही रखना .. तो फिर मुझपे .. नजर क्यूं रखती है … मैं किस हाल में जिंदा हूँ … तू ये सब खबर क्यूं रखती है …:heartbeat::grinning::heartbeat::grinning:
Utra Hai Mere Dil Mein
Koi Chand Nagar Se;
Ab Khauf(Fear) Nahi Koi
Andheron Ke Safar
Main;
Woh Baat Hai Tujh
Mein, Koi Tujh Sa Nahi
Hai;
Kash Koi Dekhe Tujhe
Meri Nazar Se!
Facebook Ek Mandir Hai Page Ek Murti Hai Status Prasad Hai status Update Karne Wala Pujari Hai status Padhne Wala Bhagthai status Padhke"LIKE" Na Kare.... Wo Mandir K Baharbaitha BIKHARI Hai :smile::smile::smile::smile:
Agr Facebook Par Job Hoti , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , to Maa Kehti Uth Ja Beta, Facebook Ka time Ho Gaya Hai ...!!!!:slight_smile::relaxed::slight_smile:
Sawmartinant Bola - Bhagwan Tu Mujhe 100rups Dejiyega Toh 50 Tumhe Chadhaunga. Thodi Dur Pe Usko 50 Ka Note Mila. Sawmartinant- Prabhu Itna Sa Bhi Bharosa Nhi,Pehle Hi Kaat Liya. :grinning::hibiscus::smiley:
Me: Watsapp Pe Kyu Nahi Ho . . . Gf: Aise Hi . Me: To Install Karo Na! . Gf: Ek Shart Par.. . Me: Kya? . Gf: Tum Mujhe Apna Watsapp Ka password Bataoge..! . . *cant Stop Laughing* :smile::relaxed::smile:
Tv Reporter Ne Zakhmi Admi Se Pucha,“JAB BOMBGIRA To Kya Vo Zor Se Phata?“.... .. Zakhmi Admi - Nahin Haramzade, WohRengta Huamere Paas Aaya Aur Sharma Ke Bola,“Paaji.....Boom !! :smile::smile::smile:
FACEBOOK Like Sms Status Life Is Much Like Facebook Pepole Will Like Your Problams & Comment But No One Solve Them, Because Everybody Seems So Busy In Updating Their Own :birthday::heart::birthday:
Mai Yha Faltu Ka Bhutiyapa Kr Rha Hu ! . . or Wha Koi Meri Future Wife Koi Bol Rha Hoga "Add Me I M Blocked , Apna Other Msgs Dekho Etc-2 Kaise Bachau Mai Apni Future Wife Ko Aise Tharkiyo Se ! Uff :smiley::smiley::smiley:
Lo Aaj Humne Aapko Pehle Yaad Kiya,Is Khubsurt Subha Ko Aapke Naam Kiya,Accha Guzre Ye Din Aapka,Dil Se Humne Ye Paigam Diya.Good Morning...! :smiley::smiley::smiley:
FACEBOOK ki sabse Funny n Irritating cheez
(1)- Yaar maine status update kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa comment bhi..
(2)- Yaar teri Id ka password kya hai, ek din ke liye use karne de..
(3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id par share
karna
(4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai, Meri Pic Like kar de, Mai teri kar dunga..
(5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or Like kar..
.
(6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment maar
rahi hai,
or Agle hi din use Frnd request send.