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मुजे एक लडकी:dancer: का Faccbook पर Msg आया
ओर
बोली
अपनी फोटो :cop:faccbook पर मत डाला करो,,,,,,
मेनै पुछा Kyu..
वो बोली
Lipstik:pencil2: से मेरा Smart Phone :iphone:गंदा होता है .

9 years ago

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Facebook Aur Fridge me Kya samanta hai,,,, ........... ............. ........... ............... ........... .................... ........... Jante Hai Andar Kuch Nahi Hai, Phir Bhi Bar-Bar Khol ke Chek Karte Rehte Hai.....

9 years ago

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A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status...
"Wife Chahiye "
2 Girls Liked It And 140 Men Commented "Meri Le Jaa"
Guy Wrote Back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha,
Poochh Raha Hoon" :smiley::smiley::smiley:

9 years ago

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Ek दिन ऐसा_ Ayega
••पगली तू मुझेrequest _भेजना चाहेगी .............
लेकिन TERE पास _°एक °hi Option होगा ...........
#'Follow Me'.:grinning::grinning::grinning:

9 years ago

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Zamane Se Alag Aap Me Sharafat Dekhi Hai,
Aapke DiL Me Khub Mohabat Dekhi Hai,
Aap Insan Ho Ya Koi Farishta,
Aapki Dosti Me Rab Ki Ibadat Dekhi Hai.:smile::smile::smile::smile:

9 years ago

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New Generation Boys:sunglasses:
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Facebook Last Seen 8 Sec Ago
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Whatsapp Last Seen 4 Sec Ago
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Textbook Last Seen 8 Months Ago
thoko Like :smiley::smile::smiley:

9 years ago

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Zuckerberg Is The Only Person On This Planet Jiski Mummy Bolti Hogi....

"Beta Facebook Aur Whatsapp Pe Dhyaan Do" :P

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#RajatArya :grinning::grinning::grinning:

9 years ago

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हम उन लडको मे से नही जो कनपटी पे बंदूक रखकर I LOVE U बुलवाते, हमारे तो Status पढते ही लडकियाँ Msg में लिखती है I LOVE YOU!!!:heart::heart::heart:

9 years ago

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FOR GIRLS..... !!!!! To avoid so many Friend requests... / / / Kindly put ur original images on ur Facebook profiles ;)

9 years ago

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वास्ता नही रखना .. तो फिर मुझपे ..
नजर क्यूं
रखती है …
मैं किस हाल में जिंदा हूँ … तू ये सब खबर क्यूं
रखती है …:heartbeat::grinning::heartbeat::grinning:

9 years ago

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Faqeer: Baji Bhuka Hun Allah K Naam Par Khana De Do Baji: Khana Abi Ni Pka Faqeer: Baji Facebook Pe Baba Niaz K Naam Se Hun, Pakk Jaye To Wall Pe Update Kr Dena.

9 years ago

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:grimacing::grimacing:8 Baate, 8 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai...
(1) Sory - Galti Ko,
(2) Dukh - Zindagi Ko,
(3) Gussa - Riste Ko,
(4) Jhuth - Vishwas Ko,
(5) Saath - Gam Ko,
(6) Dhokha - Pyar Ko,
(7) Facebook - Career Ko,
(8) Whats App - Time Ko.:smile::smile:
;->;->;->;->;->

9 years ago

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If You Want To Avoid So Many Friend Requests...
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Kindly Upload Your Original Photos Without Makeup...
Thank U.. :smiley::smiley:

9 years ago

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Mai Chaman Se Bichhda Hua Ek Gulab Hoon,
Main Khud Apni Tabaahi Ka Jawaab Hoon,
Yoon Nigaahein Na Pher Mujhse Mere Sanam,
Main Teri Chahaton Mein Hi Hua Barbaad Hoon...:smiley::smiley::smiley:

9 years ago

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Guy Friend - "Bhai, Hike Pe Hai?"
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Me - "Nahi Bhai, Bakwas Hai, Pehle
hi Bade App Hain"
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Hot Girl - "Are You On Hike Or Viber?"
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Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber And All
messaging Apps* Haan Hun Na
Take My Number"
:smile::smile::smile:

9 years ago

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इश्क वाले आँखो :eye:से आँखो :eyes:की बात समज़ लेते है,
सपने मे मिल जाए तो मुलाकात समज़ लेते है,
रोता तो आसमान :cloud:भी है अपनी धरती के लिए,
और लोग उनके आंसु :sweat_drops:को बरसात समज़ लेते है!!

9 years ago

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Most common chat on facebook: Boy: hey (after few second boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi) Girl: hey hi (aa gaya kamina) Boy: hows u? (chudail ko kya hoga bhala) Girl: m fine (puch to aise raha hai jese hospital meadmit hu) Boy: bf hai? (kamini sb ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga) Girl: kyu btau? (kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)

9 years ago

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:slight_smile::slight_smile:वह बोली प्यार करते हो तो उसका Proof दो, मैंने कहा अरे पगली ,
Facebook में मेरा Profile ओपन करके देख,
मेरे Status की सारी Property तेरे नाम करके रखी है..:slight_smile::slight_smile:

9 years ago

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Height of Facebook update . . . . . Suhaag raat hai, ghunghat utha raha hun mai.

9 years ago

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Sawmartinant Bola - Bhagwan Tu Mujhe 100rups Dejiyega Toh 50 Tumhe Chadhaunga.
Thodi Dur Pe Usko 50 Ka Note Mila.
Sawmartinant- Prabhu Itna Sa Bhi Bharosa Nhi,Pehle Hi Kaat Liya.
:grinning::hibiscus::smiley:

9 years ago

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