Grlz status on fb
"wo Bewafa Nikla"
cmnts by guys.
1. Dear wo apke lyk tha hi nhi
2.Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan
3.hmne to pahle hi kaha sb mere jese nhi hote
4.kabi hme try krke dekho pta chalega bharosa kya h
5.jo b hua a6a hi hua dnt wry swtu
Guys status on fb
"wo Bewafa Nikali"
cmnts by close frnd
1.sale teri sakal hi gadhe jesi he
2.tere se bas aj tak koi pati hai??
4.use teri Namardi ka pta chal gya hoga
5.tere se kuch ni hoga dude chal ab uske no.de
जब भी कभी गुजरा है छु कर दामन तुम्हारा, खुशबू अजब सी तैरी है तब तब इन फिजाओ में। राही जो चल रहे थे राहो में ढूंढते मंजिल, मंजिल से भटक कर गम से हो गए बहारो में।:smile::smile::smile:
Camera man studio me chote bache se:
Meri taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutr niklega
Bacha:Focus adjst krle
gawaro wali bate na kar photo Facebook par lgani hai.
मुझे एक लड़की :dancer:का Facebook पर Msg आया... और बोली: "अपनी फ़ोटो:person_with_blond_hair: Facebook प्रोफाइल पर मत डाला करो..." मैंने पुछा: "क्यों...???" वो बोली: . . . . . . . . . "लिपस्टिक से मेरा SmartPhone:iphone: गन्दा हो जाता है..."
"तू चाँद :full_moon_with_face:और मैं सितारा :star2:होता, आसमान:cloud: में एक आशियाना हमारा होता, लोग तुम्हे दूर से देखते, नज़दीक़ से देखने का हक़ बस हमारा होता"
I want to make a Facebook account
.
.
And the name will be
NoBody
So when I see stupid scrap people post,
I can Like it...
And it will say Nobody Likes This....
Tv Reporter Ne Zakhmi Admi Se Pucha,“JAB BOMBGIRA To Kya Vo Zor Se Phata?“.... .. Zakhmi Admi - Nahin Haramzade, WohRengta Huamere Paas Aaya Aur Sharma Ke Bola,“Paaji.....Boom !! :smile::smile::smile:
Fb Me Har Ladke Ki Problem . . Gharwaalo Ko Lagta Hai Kahi Humaraladka Love marriage Na Kar Le . . . . . Par Unhe Kya Pata Yaha To Ladkiyan ADD Bhi nahi karti. . .. .Love Marriage To Door Ki Baat Hai..:smile::smile::smile:
Chaht Me Kisi Ka Imthaan Na Lena , jo Nibha Na Sako Wo Vada Na Dena, or Tum Bin Jise Jeene Ki Aadat Na Ho, use Bhi Jine Ki Dua Na Dena.:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
"FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.."
Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna,
Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna,
Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna,
Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain,
Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna.
Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain,
Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni PROFILE Or,
Chat Ki Yadain.
Please Comment
Me: Watsapp Pe Kyu Nahi Ho . . . Gf: Aise Hi . Me: To Install Karo Na! . Gf: Ek Shart Par.. . Me: Kya? . Gf: Tum Mujhe Apna Watsapp Ka password Bataoge..! . . *cant Stop Laughing* :smile::relaxed::smile:
Guy Friend - "Bhai, Hike Pe Hai?" . Me - "Nahi Bhai, Bakwas Hai, Pehle hi Bade App Hain" . Hot Girl - "Are You On Hike Or Viber?" . Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber And All messaging Apps* Haan Hun Na Take My Number" :smile::smile::smile: