Facebook SMS

Mai Chaman Se Bichhda Hua Ek Gulab Hoon,
Main Khud Apni Tabaahi Ka Jawaab Hoon,
Yoon Nigaahein Na Pher Mujhse Mere Sanam,
Main Teri Chahaton Mein Hi Hua Barbaad Hoon...:smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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Girl: wht is ur job Boy: im in admin dept Girl: which company Boy: arey fb pe 2-3 pages ka admin hun aur kya chahiye :-P

10 years ago

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Ladki :dancer:Fb Par Kutte :dog:k Sath Apni Pic :park:upload Karti Hai..ye Mera Punu Hai..
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Boy1: Ahh Punu Kitna Cute Hai
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Boy2: Bht Pyala Dogu Hai
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Boy3: Haye Kash Main Bhi Kutta Hota Baauuuu Baauuu...
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Ek Ladka Kutte K Sath Fb Pr Apni Pic Upload Karta Hai ..ye Na Mera Dogu Punu Hai
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Boy1- Bhai Isme Se Kutta Kon Hai
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Boy2-Akhir Tera Bapp Mil Hi Gaya...
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Boy3- Khud K Khane Ka Pata Nahi Kuta Palega Kamina

AGREE Hit LIKE

10 years ago

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I think women change their Profile pics 5 times More than men on Facebook. And then they say they are Not attention seekers

10 years ago

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Girl:dancer: On Fb: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai Kya ???

Boy:construction_worker:: Kyun ???

Girl: Tere Haste Hue Photo Nahi Hai.

Boy: Tu Nahati Nahi Hai Kya ???

#Blocked��

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New Generation Boys:sunglasses:
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Facebook Last Seen 8 Sec Ago
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Whatsapp Last Seen 4 Sec Ago
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Textbook Last Seen 8 Months Ago
thoko Like :smiley::smile::smiley:

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Life Me Kuch Aisa Mukaam Hasil Karne ki Kosish Karo… . . Ki Log Aapka Naam FACEBOOKPe Nahi, GOOGLEPe Search Kare…!!

10 years ago

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अक्कल बादाम खाने से नही…ठोकर खाने से आती है।

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Aawe Yaad Teri Akh Bhar Jawe
Tu Banke Hunju Rud Jana
Har Supne Vich Mere Naal Challen
Fir Adh Vichkare Mud Jana
Dss Sajna Ki Aa Dosh Sada
Eh Jo Tu Sajawan De Rhya
Kar Vaade Sajna Umran De
Sanu Chadd Ke Kallyan Tur Jana :smile::smile::smile:

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Agr Facebook Par Job Hoti
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to Maa Kehti Uth Ja Beta, Facebook Ka
time Ho Gaya Hai ...!!!!:slight_smile::relaxed::slight_smile:

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If You Want To Avoid So Many Friend Requests...
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Kindly Upload Your Original Photos Without Makeup...
Thank U.. :smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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New age poem: Chatting chatting.? Yes Papaaa. With new boy friends.? No Papaaa. Telling lies.? No Papaaa. Open ur facebook. Ha ha ha.

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ज़िन्दगी ऐसे जियो कि अपने रब को पसंद आ जाओ,
क्योँकि
दुनिया वालोँ की पसंद तो
पलभर मेँ बदल जाती है।
:smiley::grinning::smiley:

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Guy Friend - "Bhai, Hike Pe Hai?"
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Me - "Nahi Bhai, Bakwas Hai, Pehle
hi Bade App Hain"
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Hot Girl - "Are You On Hike Or Viber?"
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Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber And All
messaging Apps* Haan Hun Na
Take My Number"
:smile::smile::smile:

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Yun Chat Pe Na Jaya Karo,ramzan Ka
mahina He,
koi Chand Samaj Kar Roja Khol
dega......

10 years ago

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Ek दिन ऐसा_ Ayega
••पगली तू मुझेrequest _भेजना चाहेगी .............
लेकिन TERE पास _°एक °hi Option होगा ...........
#'Follow Me'.:grinning::grinning::grinning:

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The Teacher Asks Timmy “why Is Your Cat:cat2: At School Today?”Timmy Says, Crying.”Because I Heard My Daddy Say To My Mommy,”I M Going To Eat That Pussy When The Kids Leave,’so I’m Saving Him!”:rabbit2::rabbit2::rabbit2:

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Facebook Par Girl Ki Friend Request
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Ek Aam Aadmi Apne 4,5
dosto Ko
Yad Krta H Or Sochta H...
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Kis Haramkhor Ne Banayi H
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Fake ID...:tophat::tophat::tophat:

10 years ago

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Facebook Paper Q1 . Define Add As Friend ? Q2 . What Does Status Means ? Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ? Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ? Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ? Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ? Q7 . Give Details Of Info ? Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ? Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Givereasons ? Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?

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Height Of Addiction: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner: "Any Last Wish?" Prisoner: Yes.. I Want To Update My Facebook Status As "Dead"

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