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Ek दिन ऐसा_ Ayega
••पगली तू मुझेrequest _भेजना चाहेगी .............
लेकिन TERE पास _°एक °hi Option होगा ...........
#'Follow Me'.:grinning::grinning::grinning:

8 years ago

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I Want To Make A Facebook Account . . And The Name Will Be Nobody So When I See Stupid Scrap People Post, I Can Like It... And It Will Say Nobody Likes This....

8 years ago

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Guy Friend - "Bhai, Hike Pe Hai?"
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Me - "Nahi Bhai, Bakwas Hai, Pehle
hi Bade App Hain"
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Hot Girl - "Are You On Hike Or Viber?"
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Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber And All
messaging Apps* Haan Hun Na
Take My Number"
:smile::smile::smile:

8 years ago

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Duniya Me Ese Kam Karo Ki Log Sirf FACEBOOK....pe Nahi....GOOGLE....Pe Search Kare....:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

8 years ago

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Height Of Addiction: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner: "Any Last Wish?" Prisoner: Yes.. I Want To Update My Facebook Status As "DEAD"

8 years ago

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Status Uploaded On Fb By A Heart Broken Boy :( Dabby Me Dabba , Dabby Me Cake.. Ek Or Add Hui Woh Bhi Fake.

8 years ago

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Facebook Aur Fridge me Kya samanta hai,,,, ........... ............. ........... ............... ........... .................... ........... Jante Hai Andar Kuch Nahi Hai, Phir Bhi Bar-Bar Khol ke Chek Karte Rehte Hai.....

8 years ago

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बचपन में चोट पे वो माँ की
हल्की हल्की फूँक और कहना की
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" बस अभी ठीक हो जायेगा "............
वाकई :dancer:कोई मरहम अब तक ऐसा नहीं बना और ना ही बनेगा

सहमत हो तो ठोको लाइक:smile::smile::smile:

8 years ago

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Bahoot Ajib Hoti Hai Yeh Yaade Bhi Mohabbat Ki, Jin Palo Me Hum Roye The, Unhein Yaad Karke Hume Hansi Aati Hai, Aur Jin Palo Mein Hum Hanse The, Unhe Yaad Karke Rona Aata Hai.:shell::shell::shell:

8 years ago

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Abhi mile ho sanam abi kaha jate ho, dil me chupe dard ko kyo nahi dikhate ho, pyar karte ho to pyar kar lo na. Kyo ye duniya chhod fb par duniya bnate ho.

8 years ago

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Wo Aankhe:sunglasses: Badi Hi Pyaari Thi.!
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi..!!
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Hum Toh Muft Mein Fida Ho Gaye,Dosto...!!!
Humko Kya Pata Tha Ki Unko,
Baba Ramdev Ki Bimari Thi....!!!! :smiley::smiley::smiley:

8 years ago

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Ye Baat Sun kar Mere Hatho Se Golgappa Hi Gir Gaya.. Jab Golgappe Waale Ne Kaha, "Pls Give Ur Feedback On Our Facebook Page.

8 years ago

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FACEBOOK ki sabse Funny n Irritating cheez (1)- Yaar maine status update kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa comment bhi.. (2)- Yaar teri Id ka password kya hai, ek din ke liye use karne de.. (3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id par share karna (4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai, Meri Pic Like kar de, Mai teri kar dunga.. (5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or Like kar.. . (6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment maar rahi hai, or Agle hi din use Frnd request send.

8 years ago

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Kismat Azma Chuka Hon.. Naseeb Azma Raha Hon ;( . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ek Ladki Patane Ke Khatir Facebook Ka Page Chala Raha Hon ;

8 years ago

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ज़िन्दगी ऐसे जियो कि अपने रब को पसंद आ जाओ,
क्योँकि
दुनिया वालोँ की पसंद तो
पलभर मेँ बदल जाती है।
:smiley::grinning::smiley:

8 years ago

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Kaash Facebook Pe Ek
option"Add
as Girl Friend"
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Saala Propose Karne Ka Panga
hi
khatam, Ladki Ne Accept Ker Li To:smile::smile::smile:
matlab Maan Gayi, Nahi To Fb Pe
konsi
ladkiyon Ki Kami Hai
Nextttt..

8 years ago

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If You Want To Avoid So Many Friend Requests...
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Kindly Upload Your Original Photos Without Makeup...
Thank U.. :smiley::smiley:

8 years ago

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Zindgi Se Bepanaah Mohhabat Thi
hame
tere Ishq Me Ujarne Se Pahale...
aaj To Ye Aalam Hai"Aashiq"ka K Khud
hi Bhatakta Hai...
qatilo K Pichhe Qatal Hone K Liye :smile::laughing::smile:

8 years ago

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New Generation Boys:sunglasses:
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Facebook Last Seen 8 Sec Ago
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Whatsapp Last Seen 4 Sec Ago
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Textbook Last Seen 8 Months Ago
thoko Like :smiley::smile::smiley:

8 years ago

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"bhta Hua Paani Dekhne Me Kita Sunder Lgta Hai,
iski Sunderta Tb Or Bd Jati Hai Jb Ye Thnda Or Ghrai Me Bhne Wala Ho,
mujhe Accha Lgega Agr Me Isme Kood Jau ,
fir Grm Saonse Dhire - Dhire Dhandi Hoti Jayengi Or Fir Ye Sharir Aaram Se Pani Ke Uper Tairne Lgega Or Lhro Ke Saath Bhta Hi Jayega,
bhta Hi Jayega Door Tk..........":smile::smile::smile:

8 years ago

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