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"Welcome To The Fresh Morning"With A "Smile" On Ur "Face","Love" In Ur "Heart""Good Thoughts"in Ur"mind"U Will Have A Wonderful Day."Good Morning". :grinning::grinning::grinning:

8 years ago

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कालेज की गलियो में अजीब खेल
होता है, क्लास के बहाने दिलो का मेल
होता है, नोट्स की जगह लव होता है, इस
लिए तो पप्पू हर साल फेल होता है!.
:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

8 years ago

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Wat is Facebook... ?? . . . . . . . . . . Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response...:(( & When a Girl Posts the Same Joke, She gets (60 likes), (35 frnd requests), (20 Private Msg) & (80 Comments on how Sweet She is and how Funny the Joke was....:))

8 years ago

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Girl:dancer: On Fb: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai Kya ???

Boy:construction_worker:: Kyun ???

Girl: Tere Haste Hue Photo Nahi Hai.

Boy: Tu Nahati Nahi Hai Kya ???

#Blocked��

8 years ago

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Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum .......... Boy :- Kismat hamari ......... Girl :- Married hoon main ...... Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari

8 years ago

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Me: Watsapp Pe Kyu Nahi Ho
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Gf: Aise Hi
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Me: To Install Karo Na!
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Gf: Ek Shart Par..
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Me: Kya?
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Gf: Tum Mujhe Apna Watsapp Ka
password Bataoge..!
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*cant Stop Laughing* :smile::relaxed::smile:

8 years ago

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प्यार मैं जो कभी पकड़े जाओ, प्यार मैं
जो कभी पकड़े जाओ, देर ना करो,फॉरन
ही भाई बन जाओ.
:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

8 years ago

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Dear Girls ^^ . . . . . . . . . . . . . Agar facebook pe Boys ko add ni krna hota to ap log fb use krti kyu ho..??? :/ :p

8 years ago

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Height Of Shock: Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi??? Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,.. Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . . APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya, "HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY..

8 years ago

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Bahoot Ajib Hoti Hai Yeh Yaade Bhi Mohabbat Ki, Jin Palo Me Hum Roye The, Unhein Yaad Karke Hume Hansi Aati Hai, Aur Jin Palo Mein Hum Hanse The, Unhe Yaad Karke Rona Aata Hai.:shell::shell::shell:

8 years ago

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Facebook Paper Q1 . Define Add As Friend ? Q2 . What Does Status Means ? Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ? Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ? Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ? Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ? Q7 . Give Details Of Info ? Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ? Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Givereasons ? Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?

8 years ago

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In The Past,
When You Were Angry With Someone
You Argued With Them.
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Now,
You Just Delete Them Off Facebook
And Block !!
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

8 years ago

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I want to make a Facebook account . . And the name will be NoBody So when I see stupid scrap people post, I can Like it... And it will say Nobody Likes This....

8 years ago

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Facebook मेँ सौ लोगोँ को टैग करने के बाद भी
अपनी Pictures पर मात्र दस Like पाते हो,
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संविधान मेँ इसे ही घनघोर बेईज्जती कहा गया है।:smile::smile::smile:

8 years ago

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I think women change their Profile pics 5 times More than men on Facebook. And then they say they are Not attention seekers

8 years ago

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"Single" relationship status, doesnt always mean that u r alone... . . . . . . . . . . sometimes it means- " family members are in my friendlist"

8 years ago

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Mai Yha Faltu Ka Bhutiyapa Kr Rha Hu !
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or Wha Koi Meri Future Wife Koi Bol Rha Hoga "Add Me I M Blocked , Apna Other Msgs Dekho Etc-2
Kaise Bachau Mai Apni Future Wife Ko Aise Tharkiyo Se ! Uff :smiley::smiley::smiley:

8 years ago

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Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Fizao
Me Kho Jayenge...
Waqt Nahin Jo Kuchh Pal
Me Guzar Jayenge...
Hum Mausam Bhi Nahi Jo
Badal Jayenge...
Hum To Aansu Ki Tarah Hai
Jo
Khushiyo Me Milne Aayenge.
Aur Gham Mein Bhi Saath
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
Nibhayenge..

8 years ago

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Ladki :dancer:Fb Par Kutte :dog:k Sath Apni Pic :park:upload Karti Hai..ye Mera Punu Hai..
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Boy1: Ahh Punu Kitna Cute Hai
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Boy2: Bht Pyala Dogu Hai
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Boy3: Haye Kash Main Bhi Kutta Hota Baauuuu Baauuu...
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Ek Ladka Kutte K Sath Fb Pr Apni Pic Upload Karta Hai ..ye Na Mera Dogu Punu Hai
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Boy1- Bhai Isme Se Kutta Kon Hai
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Boy2-Akhir Tera Bapp Mil Hi Gaya...
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Boy3- Khud K Khane Ka Pata Nahi Kuta Palega Kamina

AGREE Hit LIKE

8 years ago

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Height Of Addiction: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner: "Any Last Wish?" Prisoner: Yes.. I Want To Update My Facebook Status As "Dead"

8 years ago

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