Boy N Girl On Fb:-
Girl: U Never Smile Na??
Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis??
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Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here
Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily??
Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking??
Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic.
Ha Ha Ha......
There Is Only One Chat Box Available In Facebook For Any Profile. But Girls Maintain Two. . . . . . . . . . One- The Regular Chat Box and The Other Is Their Comments Under Their Profile Pics :smiley::smiley::smiley:
In The Past, When You Were Angry With Someone You Argued With Them. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Now, You Just Delete Them Off Facebook And Block !! :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
Lo Aaj Humne Aapko Pehle Yaad Kiya,Is Khubsurt Subha Ko Aapke Naam Kiya,Accha Guzre Ye Din Aapka,Dil Se Humne Ye Paigam Diya.Good Morning...! :smiley::smiley::smiley:
Arz Kiya Hai. Zara Gaur Farmiye! Haan Toh Arz Kiya Hai... Yu Na Kisi Ke Dil Se Kheliyen... . . . . . . . Jab Like & Comment Nahi Karna Aata Hai Toh??? Compute:computer:r Aur Mobile:iphone: Bech Kar Radio:pager: Lelo...
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney,
Liver ho tum ..
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo
fever ho tum ..
Doob kar jisme marr
jayu vo River ho tum ..
Mere jeevan mein ab to
forever ho tum
Har Koi Mhbt Me Fana Nhi Hota, Kisi Ko Chahna Koi Gunah Nhi Hota, Log Puchte Hai Tum Kitna Chahte Ho, O Kya Jane Pyar Lafzo Me Bayan Nhi Hota...!:smile::smiley::smile:
A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?
Girl says, "A bus".
Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!!!
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Only 10% Of Boys Are Talking With Girls On facebook ... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Other 90% Of Boys Talking with Fake Accounts:smiley::smile::smile:
Girl: Hello Darling Kya Kar Rahe Ho...?? Boy: Shave Kar Raha Hoon... Girl: Jab Bhi Mai Tum Ko Call Karti Hoon Tum Shave Kar Rahe Hote Ho...,,,,,,,,Din Mein Kitni Baar Shave Krte Ho...?? Boy:30/40 Baar... Girl: Tum Pagal Ho...?? Boy: Nahi Jaanu Main "HAJJAAM" Hoon.:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile: