Facebook SMS

Facebook मेँ सौ लोगोँ को टैग करने के बाद भी
अपनी Pictures पर मात्र दस Like पाते हो,
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संविधान मेँ इसे ही घनघोर बेईज्जती कहा गया है।:smile::smile::smile:

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Height Of Addiction: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner: "Any Last Wish?" Prisoner: Yes.. I Want To Update My Facebook Status As "DEAD"

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:grimacing::grimacing:8 Baate, 8 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai...
(1) Sory - Galti Ko,
(2) Dukh - Zindagi Ko,
(3) Gussa - Riste Ko,
(4) Jhuth - Vishwas Ko,
(5) Saath - Gam Ko,
(6) Dhokha - Pyar Ko,
(7) Facebook - Career Ko,
(8) Whats App - Time Ko.:smile::smile:
;->;->;->;->;->

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FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.."
Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE
Krna,
Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE
Kehna,
Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME
Kehna,
Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain,
Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K
Selection Karna.
:smile::smile::smile::smile:
Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain,
Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni
PROFILE Or,
Chat Ki Yadain.
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“रिश्ता” दिल :heart:से होना चाहिए, शब्दों से नहीं,.....
“नाराजगी” शब्दों में होनी चाहिए दिल:heart: में नहीं!

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Fact..about Girls.:dancer:.
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Facebook Par 90% Girls:dancer: Aisi H...
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Jo Mahine Me Sirf Ek Bar 5 Rs Ka Net
pack Dalwati H...
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Aur Bhav Khati H...5000 Ke...
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Boys:construction_worker: Thoko Like

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Bada Hi Pyara Ehsaas Hota Hai Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Se Pyar Hota Hai, Har Pal Yaado Me Wahi Hota Hai, Har Lamha Usi Ka Khayal Hota Hai, Aankhe Chahti Hai Har Pal Usi Ko Dekhna, Aanko Me Pyar Beshumar Hota Hai, Dil Ki Dhadkane Kabhi Rukti Hai Kabhi Chalti Hai Tez Tez, Dil Ka Bada Hi Azab Haal Hota Hai,

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Sawmartinant Bola - Bhagwan Tu Mujhe 100rups Dejiyega Toh 50 Tumhe Chadhaunga.
Thodi Dur Pe Usko 50 Ka Note Mila.
Sawmartinant- Prabhu Itna Sa Bhi Bharosa Nhi,Pehle Hi Kaat Liya.
:grinning::hibiscus::smiley:

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Tere Jane Ke Baad Koi
Sahara
Bi To Nahi,

Tujhe Kabhi Tanhai Me Pukara Bi To Nahi.

Bewafa Tujhe Hum Aaj Bhi Chahte Hain.

Magar Phir Bi Tu Hmara To Nahi...:astonished::astonished::astonished::astonished::astonished:

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Jis Raste Se Tu Gujre,
Wo Phoolo Se Bhar Jaaye.
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Jis Fb Ko Tum Use Karo Wo Friend Ke
requist Se Bhar Jaaye.:smile::smile::smile::smile:

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Fact: How do girls start a Conversation with each other onfacebook? Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh♥ :*:p Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz.. Chupie mumiee loohh.. :D :=) :p♥:* & How do boys start a Conversation with each other on Facebook ? Boy 1 : aur chu#%ye.... Boy 2 : Haan bc.. !!Bol

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Once a guy updated his status "I m gonna sleep on terrace tonight" . After sometime . 17 mosquitoes likes da status!

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"bhta Hua Paani Dekhne Me Kita Sunder Lgta Hai,
iski Sunderta Tb Or Bd Jati Hai Jb Ye Thnda Or Ghrai Me Bhne Wala Ho,
mujhe Accha Lgega Agr Me Isme Kood Jau ,
fir Grm Saonse Dhire - Dhire Dhandi Hoti Jayengi Or Fir Ye Sharir Aaram Se Pani Ke Uper Tairne Lgega Or Lhro Ke Saath Bhta Hi Jayega,
bhta Hi Jayega Door Tk..........":smile::smile::smile:

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अगर आप अपने दिमाग की जांच करना चाहते हैं, तो ये
उपाय अपनाएं:
एक गाय:cow2: के सामने खड़े हो जाएं..
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अगर गाय:cow2: आपके पास आती है, तो समझ लेना कि दिमाग में
भूसा:ear_of_rice: है!
अगर दूर चली जाए...
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तो समझ लेना कि खाली है!

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Lagadi Baby Tu‪ Sayani
N‬ame Hai Teena Ya Fir ‪tani
‬mera Dil Ho Gaya‪ Pani
‬jabse Dekha Hai Tujko ‪rani
‬lagdi Hai Shakal Se Tu ‪nani
‬tune Khabar Na Meri‪ Jani
‬ab To Batade Teri ‪kahani‬
khul Gayi Hai Teri Jawani Ye Ye:slight_smile::smiley::smile:

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तू चैटिंग किसी से भी करले पर…. मुझे
पता है तू सेटिंग तो मुझसे ही करना
चाहती है…
:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum .......... Boy :- Kismat hamari ......... Girl :- Married hoon main ...... Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari

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*Timeline*
G1- Off To UK Vacation Miss You All.
G2- Wow Babes.
*inbox*
G2- Kya Baat Hai Didi...?
G1- Pagli Uttarakhand Jaa Rahi Hoon
yatra Pe Maa-Baapu Ke Saath.
:dancer::dancer::dancer::dancer:

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Zamane Se Alag Aap Me Sharafat Dekhi Hai,
Aapke DiL Me Khub Mohabat Dekhi Hai,
Aap Insan Ho Ya Koi Farishta,
Aapki Dosti Me Rab Ki Ibadat Dekhi Hai.:smile::smile::smile::smile:

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Duniya Me Ese Kam Karo Ki Log Sirf FACEBOOK....pe Nahi....GOOGLE....Pe Search Kare....:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

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