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10 years ago

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Guy Friend - "Bhai, Hike Pe Hai?"
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Me - "Nahi Bhai, Bakwas Hai, Pehle
hi Bade App Hain"
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Hot Girl - "Are You On Hike Or Viber?"
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Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber And All
messaging Apps* Haan Hun Na
Take My Number"
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10 years ago

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"FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.." Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna, Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna, Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna, Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain, Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna. Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain, Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni PROFILE Or, Chat Ki Yadain. Please Comment

10 years ago

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Me: Watsapp Pe Kyu Nahi Ho
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Gf: Aise Hi
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Me: To Install Karo Na!
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Gf: Ek Shart Par..
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Me: Kya?
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Gf: Tum Mujhe Apna Watsapp Ka
password Bataoge..!
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*cant Stop Laughing* :smile::relaxed::smile:

10 years ago

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Ek Aurat Ek Bhikhari se Maine Tumhe Pehle Kahi To Dekha Hai? Bhikhari-Kya Memsaab, Kal Hi To FACEBOOK Pe CHAT Kiya Tha Mere Saath.

10 years ago

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Agr Facebook Par Job Hoti
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to Maa Kehti Uth Ja Beta, Facebook Ka
time Ho Gaya Hai ...!!!!:slight_smile::relaxed::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Girl: wht is ur job Boy: im in admin dept Girl: which company Boy: arey fb pe 2-3 pages ka admin hun aur kya chahiye :-P

10 years ago

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:grimacing::grimacing:8 Baate, 8 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai...
(1) Sory - Galti Ko,
(2) Dukh - Zindagi Ko,
(3) Gussa - Riste Ko,
(4) Jhuth - Vishwas Ko,
(5) Saath - Gam Ko,
(6) Dhokha - Pyar Ko,
(7) Facebook - Career Ko,
(8) Whats App - Time Ko.:smile::smile:
;->;->;->;->;->

10 years ago

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Fact: How do girls start a Conversation with each other onfacebook? Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh♥ :*:p Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz.. Chupie mumiee loohh.. :D :=) :p♥:* & How do boys start a Conversation with each other on Facebook ? Boy 1 : aur chu#%ye.... Boy 2 : Haan bc.. !!Bol

10 years ago

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Dil Ke Diwaro Sirf Naam Tumara Hoga,tera Har Nagma,ahsas Tumara Hoga.yad Ayegi Tujhe Meri Yade,yade Sajh Hogi Per Hum Sath Na Honge. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

10 years ago

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Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Fizao
Me Kho Jayenge...
Waqt Nahin Jo Kuchh Pal
Me Guzar Jayenge...
Hum Mausam Bhi Nahi Jo
Badal Jayenge...
Hum To Aansu Ki Tarah Hai
Jo
Khushiyo Me Milne Aayenge.
Aur Gham Mein Bhi Saath
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
Nibhayenge..

10 years ago

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Mai Chaman Se Bichhda Hua Ek Gulab Hoon,
Main Khud Apni Tabaahi Ka Jawaab Hoon,
Yoon Nigaahein Na Pher Mujhse Mere Sanam,
Main Teri Chahaton Mein Hi Hua Barbaad Hoon...:smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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कालेज की गलियो में अजीब खेल
होता है, क्लास के बहाने दिलो का मेल
होता है, नोट्स की जगह लव होता है, इस
लिए तो पप्पू हर साल फेल होता है!.
:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Only 10% Of Boys Are Talking With Girls On
facebook ...
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Other 90% Of Boys Talking
with Fake Accounts:smiley::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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Facebook Paper Q1 . Define Add As Friend ? Q2 . What Does Status Means ? Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ? Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ? Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ? Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ? Q7 . Give Details Of Info ? Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ? Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Givereasons ? Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?

10 years ago

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Lagta Hai Aj Sub Princess, Cute,
Angle, Innocent, Dazzling, Pariyan
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abi Tak Bartan Dho Rai Hain
koi Nazar Nahi Aa Rahi H.. :smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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आदमी कितना भी व्यस्त रहता हो
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मगर बाजु से जाती हुई खूबसूरत लड़की:dancer:
को देखने के लिये
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वो टाइम :alarm_clock:निकाल ही लेता है...
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इसे बोलते है इंसानियत:relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Beauty :hibiscus:isn’t Measured By Outer Appearance And What Clothes We Wear, But What We Are Inside ..So, Try Going Out Naked Tomorrow And See The Admiration!:smiley::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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In The Past,
When You Were Angry With Someone
You Argued With Them.
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Now,
You Just Delete Them Off Facebook
And Block !!
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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Boy N Girl On Fb:- Girl: U Never Smile Na?? Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis?? ... Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily?? Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking?? Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic. Ha Ha Ha......

10 years ago

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