तू छोड़ दे कोशिशें इन्सानों को पहचानने की...! यहाँ जरुरतों के हिसाब से सब नकाब बदलते हैं...! मेरे बारे मे कोइ राय मत बनाना गालिब, मेरा वक्त भी बदलेगा, और तेरी राय भी ।:smile::smile::smile:
Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ..........
Boy :- Kismat hamari .........
Girl :- Married hoon main ......
Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari
FACEBOOK ki sabse Funny n Irritating cheez
(1)- Yaar maine status update kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa comment bhi..
(2)- Yaar teri Id ka password kya hai, ek din ke liye use karne de..
(3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id par share
karna
(4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai, Meri Pic Like kar de, Mai teri kar dunga..
(5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or Like kar..
.
(6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment maar
rahi hai,
or Agle hi din use Frnd request send.
Ek Admi ki wife mar gai
Dost usko chup karane k
Bad-tuje kuch chahiye?
Admi-jaldi laptop le aa
Dost - Kyu?
Admi - facebok pe status
Chnge kark single krna hai
Girls status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Haww! Kya hua?
2. Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call?
3. Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened?
4. Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chill.
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Boys status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte
2. Kya hua kamine
3. Sala Dukhi aatma.
4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale.
Mai Yha Faltu Ka Bhutiyapa Kr Rha Hu ! . . or Wha Koi Meri Future Wife Koi Bol Rha Hoga "Add Me I M Blocked , Apna Other Msgs Dekho Etc-2 Kaise Bachau Mai Apni Future Wife Ko Aise Tharkiyo Se ! Uff :smiley::smiley::smiley:
मुजे एक लडकी:dancer: का Faccbook पर Msg आया ओर बोली अपनी फोटो :cop:faccbook पर मत डाला करो,,,,,, मेनै पुछा Kyu.. वो बोली Lipstik:pencil2: से मेरा Smart Phone :iphone:गंदा होता है .
KOI RAASTA NHI DUAA KE SIWA, KOI SUNTA NHI USKE SIWA, MAINE BHI ZINDGI KO KARIB SE DEKHA HAI, MUSKIL MAI KOI SAATH NHI DETA AASUON KE SIWA. :grinning::smiley::smile::grinning:
Fb Me Har Ladke Ki Problem . . Gharwaalo Ko Lagta Hai Kahi Humaraladka Love marriage Na Kar Le . . . . . Par Unhe Kya Pata Yaha To Ladkiyan ADD Bhi nahi karti. . .. .Love Marriage To Door Ki Baat Hai..:smile::smile::smile: