"Welcome To The Fresh Morning"With A "Smile" On Ur "Face","Love" In Ur "Heart""Good Thoughts"in Ur"mind"U Will Have A Wonderful Day."Good Morning". :grinning::grinning::grinning:
Facebook aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,,
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Jante hai kuch nahi
hai, phir bhi bar-bar
khol ke chek karte
rehte hai.
Djsumit
"jlti Hui Aag Dehne Me Kitni Khoobsurt Lgti H, mujhe Accha Lgega Agr Ye Mujhe Apne Aagosh Me Le Le, fir Na Ruh Bchegi Or Na Hi Meri Vjh Se Kisi Koi Presani Hogi Khgule Aasman Me Ud Jaunga Ek Aazaad Penchi Ki Trh." :sunglasses::smile::smile::sunglasses:
इश्क वाले आँखो :eye:से आँखो :eyes:की बात समज़ लेते है, सपने मे मिल जाए तो मुलाकात समज़ लेते है, रोता तो आसमान :cloud:भी है अपनी धरती के लिए, और लोग उनके आंसु :sweat_drops:को बरसात समज़ लेते है!!
Most common chat on facebook:
Boy: hey
(after few second boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi)
Girl: hey hi
(aa gaya kamina)
Boy: hows u?
(chudail ko kya hoga bhala)
Girl: m fine
(puch to aise raha hai jese hospital meadmit hu)
Boy: bf hai?
(kamini sb ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga)
Girl: kyu btau?
(kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)
Tera Friendlist Se Remove Karna.. Tere Mutual Friends Ka Rukh Modna.. Tera Palat Ke Fir Request Na Bhejana.. Nahi Maf Karunga Mai.. Jab Tak Hai Jaan.... Jab Tak Hai jaan...... inbox Me Tere Bedhadak Msg:envelope: Karne se... Batbat Pe Bewajha Tere Offline Hone se... Choti Choti Teri Replies Se... Mohabbat Karunga Me...:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
New Generation Boys:sunglasses: . Facebook Last Seen 8 Sec Ago . Whatsapp Last Seen 4 Sec Ago . . . . . But . . . . . Textbook Last Seen 8 Months Ago thoko Like :smiley::smile::smiley:
अगर भारत के फेसबुक खाताधारकों को प्रोफाइल में अपनी सत्य प्रमाणित फोटो लगवाना अनिवार्य कर दिया जाय तो यकीन मानिये फेसबुक उपभोक्ताओं की संख्या आधी रह जाएगी । और असली जन्मतिथि लिखने की भी बाध्यता हुई तो फेसबुक में महिलाओं की संख्या मात्र 20% रह जाएगी ....:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Lagadi Baby Tu Sayani Name Hai Teena Ya Fir tani mera Dil Ho Gaya Pani jabse Dekha Hai Tujko rani lagdi Hai Shakal Se Tu nani tune Khabar Na Meri Jani ab To Batade Teri kahani khul Gayi Hai Teri Jawani Ye Ye:slight_smile::smiley::smile:
Camera man studio me chote bache se:
Meri taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutr niklega
Bacha:Focus adjst krle
gawaro wali bate na kar photo Facebook par lgani hai.
Mai Yha Faltu Ka Bhutiyapa Kr Rha Hu ! . . or Wha Koi Meri Future Wife Koi Bol Rha Hoga "Add Me I M Blocked , Apna Other Msgs Dekho Etc-2 Kaise Bachau Mai Apni Future Wife Ko Aise Tharkiyo Se ! Uff :smiley::smiley::smiley:
I want to make a Facebook account
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And the name will be
NoBody
So when I see stupid scrap people post,
I can Like it...
And it will say Nobody Likes This....