*Timeline* G1- Off To UK Vacation Miss You All. G2- Wow Babes. *inbox* G2- Kya Baat Hai Didi...? G1- Pagli Uttarakhand Jaa Rahi Hoon yatra Pe Maa-Baapu Ke Saath. :dancer::dancer::dancer::dancer:
Koi Acchi Si Sjaa Do Mujhko , chlo Aisa Kro Bhula Do Mujhko , tumse Bichdu To Maut Aa Jaye, dil Ki Ghraai Se Aisee Dua Do Mujhko. :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
A Man Joind FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
"W T F Dad"
Man Rplied:
Wht8 D Hell,
U’ve No Respect 4 Me ?
Kid Rplied:
Dad Chill It Means
"Welcome To Facebook"
There Is Only One Chat Box Available In Facebook For Any Profile. But Girls Maintain Two. . . . . . . . . . One- The Regular Chat Box and The Other Is Their Comments Under Their Profile Pics :smiley::smiley::smiley:
Beauty :hibiscus:isn’t Measured By Outer Appearance And What Clothes We Wear, But What We Are Inside ..So, Try Going Out Naked Tomorrow And See The Admiration!:smiley::smile::smile:
मुझे एक लड़की :dancer:का Facebook पर Msg आया... और बोली: "अपनी फ़ोटो:person_with_blond_hair: Facebook प्रोफाइल पर मत डाला करो..." मैंने पुछा: "क्यों...???" वो बोली: . . . . . . . . . "लिपस्टिक से मेरा SmartPhone:iphone: गन्दा हो जाता है..."
इश्क वाले आँखो :eye:से आँखो :eyes:की बात समज़ लेते है, सपने मे मिल जाए तो मुलाकात समज़ लेते है, रोता तो आसमान :cloud:भी है अपनी धरती के लिए, और लोग उनके आंसु :sweat_drops:को बरसात समज़ लेते है!!
Wat is Facebook... ??
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Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response...:((
& When a Girl Posts the Same
Joke,
She gets
(60 likes),
(35 frnd requests),
(20 Private Msg) &
(80 Comments on how Sweet
She is and how Funny the Joke
was....:))
Tv Reporter Ne Zakhmi Admi Se Pucha,“JAB BOMBGIRA To Kya Vo Zor Se Phata?“.... .. Zakhmi Admi - Nahin Haramzade, WohRengta Huamere Paas Aaya Aur Sharma Ke Bola,“Paaji.....Boom !! :smile::smile::smile:
Facebook Aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,
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Jante Hai Andar Kuch Nahi
Hai, Phir Bhi Bar-Bar Khol ke Chek Karte Rehte Hai.....
Long Hai Manzil, Very Far Hai Kinara; Fir Why Nahi Aaya Today Sms Tumhara; Forget Gaye Number Or Name HamaAra; Ya Fir You Found Someone, Humse Bhi Pyara! :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
I want to make a Facebook account
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And the name will be
NoBody
So when I see stupid scrap people post,
I can Like it...
And it will say Nobody Likes This....