Facebook SMS

Wat is Facebook... ?? . . . . . . . . . . Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response...:(( & When a Girl Posts the Same Joke, She gets (60 likes), (35 frnd requests), (20 Private Msg) & (80 Comments on how Sweet She is and how Funny the Joke was....:))

9 years ago

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REALITY OF FACEBOOK: . Kali kaluti ladki, FB name WHITE ANGEL . . Motta Genda Ladka, FB name SMARTY GUY . . Darpook looser bacha, FB name THE KILLER . . Muhally ki Desi Ladki, FB name PRINCESS ROCKS . . 45 years ki Aunty, FB name THE DOLL RETURNS . . . 60 years ka baba, FB name THE YOUNG KING...:p :D :O :D

9 years ago

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FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.."
Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE
Krna,
Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE
Kehna,
Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME
Kehna,
Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain,
Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K
Selection Karna.
:smile::smile::smile::smile:
Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain,
Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni
PROFILE Or,
Chat Ki Yadain.
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9 years ago

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AalaHazrat Ka
Ye Faizan Nazar Aata Hai,
Aaj Jo Sunni Musalman Nazar Aata Hai
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Aankho Me Surma Bareilly Ka Lagakar Dekhlo,
Har Wahabi Hame Shaitan Nazar Aata Hai,?
Via--- #Md_Ahmed:hibiscus::hibiscus::hibiscus:

9 years ago

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Fact..about Girls..:dancer:
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Facebook Par 90% Girls:dancer: Aisi H...
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Jo Mahine Me Sirf Ek Bar 5 Rs Ka Net
pack Dalwati H...
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Aur Bhav Khati H...5000 Ke...:smile::smile::smile:

9 years ago

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Dil Ke Diwaro Sirf Naam Tumara Hoga,tera Har Nagma,ahsas Tumara Hoga.yad Ayegi Tujhe Meri Yade,yade Sajh Hogi Per Hum Sath Na Honge. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

9 years ago

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FB Chat: Girl 1 : Suna Tune Cosmetic Mehngaa Hoga?? . Girl 2 : To Hamein Kya ? Hum to Photoshop Hi Use Karte Hai. . . Girl 1 : KhiKhiKhiKhi

9 years ago

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Jis Raste Se Tu Gujre,
Wo Phoolo Se Bhar Jaaye.
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Jis Fb Ko Tum Use Karo Wo Friend Ke
requist Se Bhar Jaaye.:smile::smile::smile::smile:

9 years ago

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You know the meaning of facebook? F=fact A=A C=Canteen which is E=Exclamation and B=bad O=of O=one K=kind Book mean (one kind of bad work) Face mean (fact a canteen which is exclamation)

9 years ago

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Want 2 make money thru FACEBOOK? Go to Account >Account Setting > Deactivate your account & Go to work...

9 years ago

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Wo Aankhe:sunglasses: Badi Hi Pyaari Thi.!
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi..!!
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Hum Toh Muft Mein Fida Ho Gaye,Dosto...!!!
Humko Kya Pata Tha Ki Unko,
Baba Ramdev Ki Bimari Thi....!!!! :smiley::smiley::smiley:

9 years ago

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Girls status on FB-> : ( Comments: 1. Haww! Kya hua? 2. Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call? 3. Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened? 4. Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chill. ******************* Boys status on FB-> : ( Comments: 1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte 2. Kya hua kamine 3. Sala Dukhi aatma. 4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale.

9 years ago

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तू चैटिंग किसी से भी करले पर…. मुझे
पता है तू सेटिंग तो मुझसे ही करना
चाहती है…
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9 years ago

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जो बात छिपाते है लब मेरे, वो आँखें:eye: बताती है..
यूँ ही नहीं आपसे दूर रहते, यूँ ही नहीं नज़रे :eyes:चुराते हैं.

9 years ago

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An unmarried man wrote His status on facebook as: "Wanted wife" 2 girls liked it and 140 men commented "Meri leja"

9 years ago

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हँसना और हँसाना कोशिश है मेरी;
हर कोई खुश रहे यह चाहत है मेरी;
भले ही कोई मुझे याद करे या ना करे;
हर अपने को याद करना आदत है मेरी।
सुप्रभात! :pray_tone2::pray_tone2::pray_tone2:

9 years ago

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"तू चाँद :full_moon_with_face:और मैं सितारा :star2:होता,
आसमान:cloud: में एक आशियाना हमारा होता,
लोग तुम्हे दूर से देखते,
नज़दीक़ से देखने का हक़ बस हमारा होता"

9 years ago

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Mai Chaman Se Bichhda Hua Ek Gulab Hoon,
Main Khud Apni Tabaahi Ka Jawaab Hoon,
Yoon Nigaahein Na Pher Mujhse Mere Sanam,
Main Teri Chahaton Mein Hi Hua Barbaad Hoon...:smiley::smiley::smiley:

9 years ago

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A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status...
"Wife Chahiye "
2 Girls Liked It And 140 Men Commented "Meri Le Jaa"
Guy Wrote Back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha,
Poochh Raha Hoon" :smiley::smiley::smiley:

9 years ago

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I think women change their Profile pics 5 times More than men on Facebook. And then they say they are Not attention seekers

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