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  • तू छोड़ दे कोशिशें
    इन्सानों को पहचानने की...!
    यहाँ जरुरतों के हिसाब से
    सब नकाब बदलते हैं...!
    मेरे बारे मे कोइ राय
    मत बनाना गालिब,
    मेरा वक्त भी बदलेगा,
    और तेरी राय भी ।:smile::smile::smile:
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum .......... Boy :- Kismat hamari ......... Girl :- Married hoon main ...... Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Wo Aankhe:sunglasses: Badi Hi Pyaari Thi.!
    Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi..!!
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    Hum Toh Muft Mein Fida Ho Gaye,Dosto...!!!
    Humko Kya Pata Tha Ki Unko,
    Baba Ramdev Ki Bimari Thi....!!!! :smiley::smiley::smiley:
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • FACEBOOK ki sabse Funny n Irritating cheez (1)- Yaar maine status update kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa comment bhi.. (2)- Yaar teri Id ka password kya hai, ek din ke liye use karne de.. (3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id par share karna (4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai, Meri Pic Like kar de, Mai teri kar dunga.. (5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or Like kar.. . (6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment maar rahi hai, or Agle hi din use Frnd request send.
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Bahoot Ajib Hoti Hai Yeh Yaade Bhi Mohabbat Ki, Jin Palo Me Hum Roye The, Unhein Yaad Karke Hume Hansi Aati Hai, Aur Jin Palo Mein Hum Hanse The, Unhe Yaad Karke Rona Aata Hai.:shell::shell::shell:
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Ek Admi ki wife mar gai Dost usko chup karane k Bad-tuje kuch chahiye? Admi-jaldi laptop le aa Dost - Kyu? Admi - facebok pe status Chnge kark single krna hai
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Girls status on FB-> : ( Comments: 1. Haww! Kya hua? 2. Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call? 3. Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened? 4. Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chill. ******************* Boys status on FB-> : ( Comments: 1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte 2. Kya hua kamine 3. Sala Dukhi aatma. 4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale.
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Humne Chaha Mohabbat Ki
    Hadein Thod Kar

    Aaj Usne Hume Dekha Nahi Nigahe Mod
    Kar

    YeJaan Ke Bahut Dukh Huwa Hume
    Ki

    Wo
    Khud Bhi Tanha Re Gaye Hume Tanha Chhod Kar..
    :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Oye तू तेरे ATTITUDE की फोटो खींच कर OLX पे बेच दे, क्योंकि पुरानी चीज हमें पसंद नहीं…
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Mai Yha Faltu Ka Bhutiyapa Kr Rha Hu !
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    or Wha Koi Meri Future Wife Koi Bol Rha Hoga "Add Me I M Blocked , Apna Other Msgs Dekho Etc-2
    Kaise Bachau Mai Apni Future Wife Ko Aise Tharkiyo Se ! Uff :smiley::smiley::smiley:
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • मुजे एक लडकी:dancer: का Faccbook पर Msg आया
    ओर
    बोली
    अपनी फोटो :cop:faccbook पर मत डाला करो,,,,,,
    मेनै पुछा Kyu..
    वो बोली
    Lipstik:pencil2: से मेरा Smart Phone :iphone:गंदा होता है .
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya, . . . . . . . . "Beta,Wife Aisi Lana Jo Facebook Na Use Karti Hon, . Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote Hai=)) =))
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • KOI RAASTA NHI DUAA KE SIWA,
    KOI SUNTA NHI USKE SIWA,
    MAINE BHI ZINDGI KO KARIB SE DEKHA HAI,
    MUSKIL MAI KOI SAATH NHI DETA AASUON KE SIWA.
    :grinning::smiley::smile::grinning:
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Height of Facebook Status : -"Suhaag Raat hai...Ghunghat uttha raha hoon mai !" - 87 likes -1 comment : "Bhai update karte rehna... Hum online hai ��������������������
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Facebook Par Girl Ki Friend Request
    aane
    par....
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    Ek Aam Aadmi Apne 4,5
    dosto Ko
    Yad Krta H Or Sochta H...
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    Kis Haramkhor Ne Banayi H
    ye
    Fake ID...:tophat::tophat::tophat:
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Fb Me Har Ladke Ki Problem
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    Gharwaalo Ko Lagta Hai Kahi Humaraladka
    Love
    marriage Na Kar Le
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    Par Unhe Kya Pata Yaha To Ladkiyan
    ADD Bhi
    nahi
    karti.
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    .Love Marriage To Door Ki Baat Hai..:smile::smile::smile:
  • 8 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS