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  • Once a guy updated his status "I m gonna sleep on terrace tonight" . After sometime . 17 mosquitoes likes da status!
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • FACEBOOK ki sabse Funny n Irritating cheez (1)- Yaar maine status update kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa comment bhi.. (2)- Yaar teri Id ka password kya hai, ek din ke liye use karne de.. (3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id par share karna (4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai, Meri Pic Like kar de, Mai teri kar dunga.. (5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or Like kar.. . (6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment maar rahi hai, or Agle hi din use Frnd request send.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Fizao
    Me Kho Jayenge...
    Waqt Nahin Jo Kuchh Pal
    Me Guzar Jayenge...
    Hum Mausam Bhi Nahi Jo
    Badal Jayenge...
    Hum To Aansu Ki Tarah Hai
    Jo
    Khushiyo Me Milne Aayenge.
    Aur Gham Mein Bhi Saath
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    Nibhayenge..
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Girl: wht is ur job Boy: im in admin dept Girl: which company Boy: arey fb pe 2-3 pages ka admin hun aur kya chahiye :-P
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Girl:dancer: On Fb: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai Kya ???

    Boy:construction_worker:: Kyun ???

    Girl: Tere Haste Hue Photo Nahi Hai.

    Boy: Tu Nahati Nahi Hai Kya ???

    #Blocked��
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Most common chat on facebook: Boy: hey (after few second boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nahi) Girl: hey hi (aa gaya kamina) Boy: hows u? (chudail ko kya hoga bhala) Girl: m fine (puch to aise raha hai jese hospital meadmit hu) Boy: bf hai? (kamini sb ko add karti hai kitno ko fasa ke rakha hoga) Girl: kyu btau? (kamina shuru ho gaya line marna)
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • What is the similarity between Facebook and Fridge....,???? . / . / Pata hota hai ki kuch bhi nahi hai, Phir bhi din me 10 baar khol ke dekhte hain..
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • ये झूठ है की मुहब्बत किसी का दिल:broken_heart:
    तोड़ती है,
    लोग खुद ही टूट जाते है मुहब्बत करते करते…!!
    :heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Camera man studio me chote bache se: Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutr niklega Bacha:Focus adjst krle gawaro wali bate na kar photo Facebook par lgani hai.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • A girl msgs in whatsapp group: Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit??? Other Girl in group replied: It will also become Windows-14. All guys left group.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Kaash Aik Din Aap Asman Per So Jayein,Sitare Aap Ka Bichona Ho,Chand Aap Ka Takya Ho,Raat Aap Ko Chadar Ho,AurSubah Suraj Aik Laat Maare Aur Kahe"Uth Ja O Nalayak Apne Ghar Ja". :smiley::smiley::grinning:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • आज की
    हर लव स्टोरी का यही उसूल है....
    तुम जिसको याद कर के रो रहे हो..,
    वो किसी और को खुश रखने में Busy है :relaxed::slight_smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • "MODERN DHAMKI" Tcher: Beta Tumhre Test Ka Result Aa Gaya Hai, Kal Apne Parents Ko School Leker Aa Rahe Ho ya FB Pe Tag Kr K Sb Ko Dikha Du?
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • REALITY OF FACEBOOK: . Kali kaluti ladki, FB name WHITE ANGEL . . Motta Genda Ladka, FB name SMARTY GUY . . Darpook looser bacha, FB name THE KILLER . . Muhally ki Desi Ladki, FB name PRINCESS ROCKS . . 45 years ki Aunty, FB name THE DOLL RETURNS . . . 60 years ka baba, FB name THE YOUNG KING...:p :D :O :D
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • नज़र और नसीब का
    कुछ ऐसा इत्तफाक हैं
    कि
    नज़र को अक्सर वही
    चीज़ पसंद आती हैं
    जो नसीब में नहीं होती

    और
    नसीब में लिखी चीज़
    अक्सर नज़र नहीं आती है.!!.:smiley::smiley::smiley:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • A Man Joind FACEBOOK His Son Wrote On His Wall "W T F Dad" Man Rplied: Wht8 D Hell, U’ve No Respect 4 Me ? Kid Rplied: Dad Chill It Means "Welcome To Facebook"
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS