Facebook Pe Agar Ladki Aapse Bat Nah Kare To Aap Kya Kroge Bat Karneke Liye. . . . . . . . Zara Schoo Yr . . . Are Yr Bohat Simple Uski Wall Mein Ye Bhejdo Tune Mujhe Inbox Me I Love U Q Send Kiya, pagal.. :two_hearts::two_hearts::two_hearts::two_hearts::two_hearts:
If Facebook Is Like Dating, Then Twitter Is Like A One Night Stand – It’s Fun While You’re Doing It, You Finish In Like 5 Minutes, And You Feel Real Cheap Afterwards.:grinning::hibiscus::smiley:
Lagadi Baby Tu Sayani Name Hai Teena Ya Fir tani mera Dil Ho Gaya Pani jabse Dekha Hai Tujko rani lagdi Hai Shakal Se Tu nani tune Khabar Na Meri Jani ab To Batade Teri kahani khul Gayi Hai Teri Jawani Ye Ye:slight_smile::smiley::smile:
A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status... "Wife Chahiye " 2 Girls Liked It And 140 Men Commented "Meri Le Jaa" Guy Wrote Back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha, Poochh Raha Hoon" :smiley::smiley::smiley:
"jlti Hui Aag Dehne Me Kitni Khoobsurt Lgti H, mujhe Accha Lgega Agr Ye Mujhe Apne Aagosh Me Le Le, fir Na Ruh Bchegi Or Na Hi Meri Vjh Se Kisi Koi Presani Hogi Khgule Aasman Me Ud Jaunga Ek Aazaad Penchi Ki Trh." :sunglasses::smile::smile::sunglasses:
मुझे एक लड़की :dancer:का Facebook पर Msg आया... और बोली: "अपनी फ़ोटो:person_with_blond_hair: Facebook प्रोफाइल पर मत डाला करो..." मैंने पुछा: "क्यों...???" वो बोली: . . . . . . . . . "लिपस्टिक से मेरा SmartPhone:iphone: गन्दा हो जाता है..."
SuBaH:sparkler: LiKHuNGa SHaaM LiKHuNGaa HaR-DiN TeRa NaaM "LiKHuNGaa.. Wo KaLaM":pen_ballpoint: BHi DeeWaNi Ho "JaYeGi JiS "KaLaM-Se TeRa NaaM "LiKHuNGaa..!!