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Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya, . . . . . . . . "Beta,Wife Aisi Lana Jo Facebook Na Use Karti Hon, . Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote Hai=)) =))

10 years ago

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Pagli Tujhe Kya Lagta Hai Tu Akeli Mujhse Pyar Karti Hai...
Chhod K To Dekh..
Mout Gale Lagane Ko TaiyR Khadi Hai...:smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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Facebook aur Fridge me Kya samanta hai,,,,, ....... ........ ....... ......... ........ ............ ......... Jante hai kuch nahi hai, phir bhi bar-bar khol ke chek karte rehte hai. Djsumit

10 years ago

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I want to make a Facebook account . . And the name will be NoBody So when I see stupid scrap people post, I can Like it... And it will say Nobody Likes This....

10 years ago

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Abhi mile ho sanam abi kaha jate ho, dil me chupe dard ko kyo nahi dikhate ho, pyar karte ho to pyar kar lo na. Kyo ye duniya chhod fb par duniya bnate ho.

10 years ago

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Wo Aankhe:sunglasses: Badi Hi Pyaari Thi.!
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi..!!
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Hum Toh Muft Mein Fida Ho Gaye,Dosto...!!!
Humko Kya Pata Tha Ki Unko,
Baba Ramdev Ki Bimari Thi....!!!! :smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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इश्क वाले आँखो :eye:से आँखो :eyes:की बात समज़ लेते है,
सपने मे मिल जाए तो मुलाकात समज़ लेते है,
रोता तो आसमान :cloud:भी है अपनी धरती के लिए,
और लोग उनके आंसु :sweat_drops:को बरसात समज़ लेते है!!

10 years ago

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Girl:dancer: On Fb: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai Kya ???

Boy:construction_worker:: Kyun ???

Girl: Tere Haste Hue Photo Nahi Hai.

Boy: Tu Nahati Nahi Hai Kya ???

#Blocked��

10 years ago

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Ek Aurat Ek Bhikhari se Maine Tumhe Pehle Kahi To Dekha Hai? Bhikhari-Kya Memsaab, Kal Hi To FACEBOOK Pe CHAT Kiya Tha Mere Saath.

10 years ago

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Life Me Kuch Aisa Mukaam Hasil Karne ki Kosish Karo… . . Ki Log Aapka Naam FACEBOOKPe Nahi, GOOGLEPe Search Kare…!!

10 years ago

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Arz Kiya Hai.
Zara Gaur Farmiye!
Haan Toh Arz Kiya Hai...
Yu Na Kisi Ke Dil Se Kheliyen...
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Jab Like & Comment Nahi Karna Aata Hai Toh???
Compute:computer:r Aur Mobile:iphone: Bech
Kar Radio:pager: Lelo...

10 years ago

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Daily need of 2012 children : Food-.......... ?. ??? 5% Water-......... ? 2% Sleep-.......... ??? 3% Facebook-..... ???????? 90%

10 years ago

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If You Want To Avoid So Many Friend Requests...
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Kindly Upload Your Original Photos Without Makeup...
Thank U.. :smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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Facebook increases size of profile pictures, So everyone can see just how big Of a douche you really are.

10 years ago

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Facebook Aur Fridge me Kya samanta hai,,,, ........... ............. ........... ............... ........... .................... ........... Jante Hai Andar Kuch Nahi Hai, Phir Bhi Bar-Bar Khol ke Chek Karte Rehte Hai.....

10 years ago

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Girls Status On Fb-> :( Comments: 1. Haww! Kya Hua? 2. Hey,evrything Ok? Shud I Call? 3. Hey, Dont B Sad.tell Me Wot Happened? 4. Evrythngs Gonna Be Ok Baby, Chill. ******************* Boys Status On Fb-> :( Comments: 1. Rota Hi Rahio Zindagi Bhar Kutte 2. Kya Hua Kamine 3. Sala Dukhi Aatma. 4. Zindagi Barbaad Hai Teri Saale.

10 years ago

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Duniya Me Ese Kam Karo Ki Log Sirf FACEBOOK....pe Nahi....GOOGLE....Pe Search Kare....:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

10 years ago

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I Want To Make A Facebook Account . . And The Name Will Be Nobody So When I See Stupid Scrap People Post, I Can Like It... And It Will Say Nobody Likes This....

10 years ago

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Fact=- . . Facebook Par Har Ek Ladki Pending Friend Requests Dekh K Khud Ko Bahot Khubsurat Mehsoos Karti Hai...!

10 years ago

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Tera Friendlist Se Remove Karna..
Tere Mutual Friends Ka Rukh Modna..
Tera Palat Ke Fir Request Na Bhejana..
Nahi Maf Karunga Mai..
Jab Tak Hai Jaan.... Jab Tak Hai
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inbox Me Tere Bedhadak Msg:envelope: Karne
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Batbat Pe Bewajha Tere Offline Hone
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Choti Choti Teri Replies Se...
Mohabbat Karunga Me...:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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