Ek दिन ऐसा_ Ayega ••पगली तू मुझेrequest _भेजना चाहेगी ............. लेकिन TERE पास _°एक °hi Option होगा ........... #'Follow Me'.:grinning::grinning::grinning:
I want to make a Facebook account
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And the name will be
NoBody
So when I see stupid scrap people post,
I can Like it...
And it will say Nobody Likes This....
Chaht Me Kisi Ka Imthaan Na Lena , jo Nibha Na Sako Wo Vada Na Dena, or Tum Bin Jise Jeene Ki Aadat Na Ho, use Bhi Jine Ki Dua Na Dena.:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
Fact:
How do girls start a
Conversation with each other onfacebook?
Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh♥ :*:p
Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz..
Chupie mumiee loohh.. :D :=) :p♥:*
&
How do boys start a
Conversation with each other on
Facebook ?
Boy 1 : aur chu#%ye....
Boy 2 : Haan bc.. !!Bol
:slight_smile::slight_smile:वह बोली प्यार करते हो तो उसका Proof दो, मैंने कहा अरे पगली , Facebook में मेरा Profile ओपन करके देख, मेरे Status की सारी Property तेरे नाम करके रखी है..:slight_smile::slight_smile:
KOI RAASTA NHI DUAA KE SIWA, KOI SUNTA NHI USKE SIWA, MAINE BHI ZINDGI KO KARIB SE DEKHA HAI, MUSKIL MAI KOI SAATH NHI DETA AASUON KE SIWA. :grinning::smiley::smile::grinning:
Facebook Pe Agar Ladki Aapse Bat Nah Kare To Aap Kya Kroge Bat Karneke Liye. . . . . . . . Zara Schoo Yr . . . Are Yr Bohat Simple Uski Wall Mein Ye Bhejdo Tune Mujhe Inbox Me I Love U Q Send Kiya, pagal.. :two_hearts::two_hearts::two_hearts::two_hearts::two_hearts:
Ek Admi ki wife mar gai
Dost usko chup karane k
Bad-tuje kuch chahiye?
Admi-jaldi laptop le aa
Dost - Kyu?
Admi - facebok pe status
Chnge kark single krna hai
REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
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Kali kaluti ladki,
FB name WHITE ANGEL
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Motta Genda Ladka,
FB name SMARTY GUY
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Darpook looser bacha,
FB name THE KILLER
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Muhally ki Desi Ladki,
FB name PRINCESS ROCKS
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45 years ki Aunty,
FB name THE DOLL RETURNS
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60 years ka baba,
FB name THE YOUNG KING...:p :D :O :D
मुझे एक लड़की :dancer:का Facebook पर Msg आया... और बोली: "अपनी फ़ोटो:person_with_blond_hair: Facebook प्रोफाइल पर मत डाला करो..." मैंने पुछा: "क्यों...???" वो बोली: . . . . . . . . . "लिपस्टिक से मेरा SmartPhone:iphone: गन्दा हो जाता है..."
Arz Kiya Hai. Zara Gaur Farmiye! Haan Toh Arz Kiya Hai... Yu Na Kisi Ke Dil Se Kheliyen... . . . . . . . Jab Like & Comment Nahi Karna Aata Hai Toh??? Compute:computer:r Aur Mobile:iphone: Bech Kar Radio:pager: Lelo...
A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status... "Wife Chahiye " 2 Girls Liked It And 140 Men Commented "Meri Le Jaa" Guy Wrote Back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha, Poochh Raha Hoon" :smiley::smiley::smiley:
Its So Common To Hear..How Are U.?What Are U Doing.?How Is Ur Day.?Any Plan.?So Let Me Ask U SomethingDifferent..Did U Smile Today.?Just Smile..!Good Morning.God Bless. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile: