Boy N Girl On Fb:-
Girl: U Never Smile Na??
Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis??
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Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here
Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily??
Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking??
Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic.
Ha Ha Ha......
Facebook Paper
Q1 . Define Add As Friend ?
Q2 . What Does Status Means ?
Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ?
Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ?
Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ?
Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ?
Q7 . Give Details Of Info ?
Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ?
Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Givereasons ?
Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?
Ladki :dancer:Fb Par Kutte :dog:k Sath Apni Pic :park:upload Karti Hai..ye Mera Punu Hai.. . . . Boy1: Ahh Punu Kitna Cute Hai . Boy2: Bht Pyala Dogu Hai . Boy3: Haye Kash Main Bhi Kutta Hota Baauuuu Baauuu... . . . . . Ek Ladka Kutte K Sath Fb Pr Apni Pic Upload Karta Hai ..ye Na Mera Dogu Punu Hai . . Boy1- Bhai Isme Se Kutta Kon Hai . Boy2-Akhir Tera Bapp Mil Hi Gaya... . Boy3- Khud K Khane Ka Pata Nahi Kuta Palega Kamina
अगर भारत के फेसबुक खाताधारकों को प्रोफाइल में अपनी सत्य प्रमाणित फोटो लगवाना अनिवार्य कर दिया जाय तो यकीन मानिये फेसबुक उपभोक्ताओं की संख्या आधी रह जाएगी । और असली जन्मतिथि लिखने की भी बाध्यता हुई तो फेसबुक में महिलाओं की संख्या मात्र 20% रह जाएगी ....:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Bada Hi Pyara Ehsaas
Hota Hai
Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Se Pyar
Hota Hai,
Har Pal Yaado Me Wahi
Hota Hai,
Har Lamha Usi Ka
Khayal Hota Hai,
Aankhe Chahti Hai Har
Pal Usi Ko Dekhna,
Aanko Me Pyar
Beshumar Hota Hai,
Dil Ki Dhadkane Kabhi
Rukti Hai Kabhi Chalti
Hai Tez Tez,
Dil Ka Bada Hi Azab
Haal Hota Hai,
There Is Only One Chat Box Available In Facebook For Any Profile. But Girls Maintain Two. . . . . . . . . . One- The Regular Chat Box and The Other Is Their Comments Under Their Profile Pics :smiley::smiley::smiley:
Facebook Aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,
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Jante Hai Andar Kuch Nahi
Hai, Phir Bhi Bar-Bar Khol ke Chek Karte Rehte Hai.....
FACEBOOK like sms status
Life is much like facebook
Pepole will like your problams
& comment But no one solve them,
Because Everybody seems so busy
In updating their Own.!
A Man Joind FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
"W T F Dad"
Man Rplied:
Wht8 D Hell,
U’ve No Respect 4 Me ?
Kid Rplied:
Dad Chill It Means
"Welcome To Facebook"
अगर आप अपने दिमाग की जांच करना चाहते हैं, तो ये उपाय अपनाएं: एक गाय:cow2: के सामने खड़े हो जाएं.. . . अगर गाय:cow2: आपके पास आती है, तो समझ लेना कि दिमाग में भूसा:ear_of_rice: है! अगर दूर चली जाए... . . तो समझ लेना कि खाली है!
Lo Aaj Humne Aapko Pehle Yaad Kiya,Is Khubsurt Subha Ko Aapke Naam Kiya,Accha Guzre Ye Din Aapka,Dil Se Humne Ye Paigam Diya.Good Morning...! :smiley::smiley::smiley:
Girls status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Haww! Kya hua?
2. Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call?
3. Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened?
4. Evrythngs gonna be ok baby, chill.
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Boys status on FB-> : (
Comments:
1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte
2. Kya hua kamine
3. Sala Dukhi aatma.
4. Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale.
Guy Friend - "Bhai, Hike Pe Hai?" . Me - "Nahi Bhai, Bakwas Hai, Pehle hi Bade App Hain" . Hot Girl - "Are You On Hike Or Viber?" . Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber And All messaging Apps* Haan Hun Na Take My Number" :smile::smile::smile:
REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
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Kali kaluti ladki,
FB name WHITE ANGEL
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Motta Genda Ladka,
FB name SMARTY GUY
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Darpook looser bacha,
FB name THE KILLER
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Muhally ki Desi Ladki,
FB name PRINCESS ROCKS
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45 years ki Aunty,
FB name THE DOLL RETURNS
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60 years ka baba,
FB name THE YOUNG KING...:p :D :O :D