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  • I think women change their Profile pics 5 times More than men on Facebook. And then they say they are Not attention seekers
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • तू चैटिंग किसी से भी करले पर…. मुझे
    पता है तू सेटिंग तो मुझसे ही करना
    चाहती है…
    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Jis Raste Se Tu Gujre,
    Wo Phoolo Se Bhar Jaaye.
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    Jis Fb Ko Tum Use Karo Wo Friend Ke
    requist Se Bhar Jaaye.:smile::smile::smile::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Girl:dancer: On Fb: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai Kya ???

    Boy:construction_worker:: Kyun ???

    Girl: Tere Haste Hue Photo Nahi Hai.

    Boy: Tu Nahati Nahi Hai Kya ???

    #Blocked��
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • बहुत जीये उनके लिए ,,
    जिनको हम पसंद करते थे,,,
    ,,,
    अब जीना है ,,
    उनके लिए जो हमें पसंद करते हैं...!:heart::heart::heart:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • मुझे एक लड़की :dancer:का Facebook पर Msg आया... और
    बोली:
    "अपनी फ़ोटो:person_with_blond_hair: Facebook प्रोफाइल पर मत
    डाला करो..."
    मैंने पुछा: "क्यों...???"
    वो बोली:
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    "लिपस्टिक से मेरा SmartPhone:iphone:
    गन्दा हो जाता है..."
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Fb Me Har Ladke Ki Problem
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    Gharwaalo Ko Lagta Hai Kahi Humaraladka
    Love
    marriage Na Kar Le
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    Par Unhe Kya Pata Yaha To Ladkiyan
    ADD Bhi
    nahi
    karti.
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    .Love Marriage To Door Ki Baat Hai..:smile::smile::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Facebook aur Fridge me Kya samanta hai,,,,, ....... ........ ....... ......... ........ ............ ......... Jante hai kuch nahi hai, phir bhi bar-bar khol ke chek karte rehte hai. Djsumit
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • "jlti Hui Aag Dehne Me Kitni Khoobsurt Lgti H,
    mujhe Accha Lgega Agr Ye Mujhe Apne Aagosh Me Le Le,
    fir Na Ruh Bchegi Or Na Hi Meri Vjh Se Kisi Koi Presani Hogi Khgule Aasman Me Ud Jaunga Ek Aazaad Penchi Ki Trh."
    :sunglasses::smile::smile::sunglasses:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • "Single" relationship status, doesnt always mean that u r alone... . . . . . . . . . . sometimes it means- " family members are in my friendlist"
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Chaht Me Kisi Ka Imthaan Na Lena ,
    jo Nibha Na Sako Wo Vada Na Dena,
    or Tum Bin Jise Jeene Ki Aadat Na Ho,
    use Bhi Jine Ki Dua Na Dena.:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Camera man studio me chote bache se: Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutr niklega Bacha:Focus adjst krle gawaro wali bate na kar photo Facebook par lgani hai.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • ये झूठ है की मुहब्बत किसी का दिल:broken_heart:
    तोड़ती है,
    लोग खुद ही टूट जाते है मुहब्बत करते करते…!!
    :heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Koi Acchi Si Sjaa Do Mujhko ,
    chlo Aisa Kro Bhula Do Mujhko ,
    tumse Bichdu To Maut Aa Jaye,
    dil Ki Ghraai Se Aisee Dua Do Mujhko.
    :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • मिले तो हजारो लोग थे, ज़िन्दगी में; पर वो सब से अलग थी, जो किस्मत में नहीं थी!
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting? Girl says, "A bus". Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!!! ����
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • You know the meaning of facebook? F=fact A=A C=Canteen which is E=Exclamation and B=bad O=of O=one K=kind Book mean (one kind of bad work) Face mean (fact a canteen which is exclamation)
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • The Teacher Asks Timmy “why Is Your Cat:cat2: At School Today?”Timmy Says, Crying.”Because I Heard My Daddy Say To My Mommy,”I M Going To Eat That Pussy When The Kids Leave,’so I’m Saving Him!”:rabbit2::rabbit2::rabbit2:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • अब उन लोगो को टेंशन शुरू
    हो जायेगा जिन्होंने कहा था की ...
    " पैसे दिवाली के बाद दे दूंगा " :-P:smile::smile::smile:
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS