मुझे एक लड़की :dancer:का Facebook पर Msg आया... और बोली: "अपनी फ़ोटो:person_with_blond_hair: Facebook प्रोफाइल पर मत डाला करो..." मैंने पुछा: "क्यों...???" वो बोली: . . . . . . . . . "लिपस्टिक से मेरा SmartPhone:iphone: गन्दा हो जाता है..."
Fb Me Har Ladke Ki Problem . . Gharwaalo Ko Lagta Hai Kahi Humaraladka Love marriage Na Kar Le . . . . . Par Unhe Kya Pata Yaha To Ladkiyan ADD Bhi nahi karti. . .. .Love Marriage To Door Ki Baat Hai..:smile::smile::smile:
Facebook aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,,
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Jante hai kuch nahi
hai, phir bhi bar-bar
khol ke chek karte
rehte hai.
Djsumit
"jlti Hui Aag Dehne Me Kitni Khoobsurt Lgti H, mujhe Accha Lgega Agr Ye Mujhe Apne Aagosh Me Le Le, fir Na Ruh Bchegi Or Na Hi Meri Vjh Se Kisi Koi Presani Hogi Khgule Aasman Me Ud Jaunga Ek Aazaad Penchi Ki Trh." :sunglasses::smile::smile::sunglasses:
Chaht Me Kisi Ka Imthaan Na Lena , jo Nibha Na Sako Wo Vada Na Dena, or Tum Bin Jise Jeene Ki Aadat Na Ho, use Bhi Jine Ki Dua Na Dena.:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
Camera man studio me chote bache se:
Meri taraf dekho beta
is camera se kabutr niklega
Bacha:Focus adjst krle
gawaro wali bate na kar photo Facebook par lgani hai.
Koi Acchi Si Sjaa Do Mujhko , chlo Aisa Kro Bhula Do Mujhko , tumse Bichdu To Maut Aa Jaye, dil Ki Ghraai Se Aisee Dua Do Mujhko. :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?
Girl says, "A bus".
Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!!!
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You know the meaning of facebook?
F=fact
A=A
C=Canteen which is
E=Exclamation and
B=bad
O=of
O=one
K=kind
Book mean (one kind of bad work)
Face mean (fact a canteen which is exclamation)
The Teacher Asks Timmy “why Is Your Cat:cat2: At School Today?”Timmy Says, Crying.”Because I Heard My Daddy Say To My Mommy,”I M Going To Eat That Pussy When The Kids Leave,’so I’m Saving Him!”:rabbit2::rabbit2::rabbit2: